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@Crones884 salt and sugar n'all that. Those who know me know that I've never ever got a thread title before, my family and cats were rooting for me, it's seems you sized down on likes and done some burp maths, off my cry in my car which isn't a jeep and go to bed, a bed I own in a house I bought to house my child with my washed hair, after I brush all my adult teeth. I hope your crabbit baby cries all night, she'll never be as long as belly nor as advanced. May your butchers have no mince for you. I said to myself there, I said, Crones is lucky you're a funny fucker and keeps these threads lit. Knotted I do be. Knotted. Xoxo

Burp's new name is " Minge The Meticulous"

I can’t believe some of the comments on here about her feet?
That little toe is trying to ‘just be’ and it can’t, because it probably has stuff going on in the background.
Have a bit of consideration!

Merry Christmas everyone, hope Santy was good to everyone

In honour of the birth of the baby jesus, the gender reveal that no one wanted and the engagement that no one thought would happen not even Teet and Sayrah, I bring to you a diary entry

Dear diary,

I have so much to tell you I don't know where to start. I have so many things that I can now milk for engagement my head is in a tizz . It's such a tough choice about whether to be sad about the missed miscarriage or excited about the Forced engagement. It's like having to choose between your first born and bodadoes(bodadoes for life )

I'll start with the gender reveal. We found out about 3 weeks ago that the baby was a boy but held off until now to announce to maximise engagement and make sure all attention is on me for Christmas . We went with the name Jack , after the Jack Lynch tunnel....Cark for life boii ( I really wanted to go with Brian after my one true love but Keet said not a hope Saryah girl)

Keet went out on the piss for Christmas Eve Eve. I was absolutely fuming cos I sent him 16 messages in the first half hour asking him how he could leave me like and that and didn't love me anymore and he only responded to 2. I wanted to fake an illness and have a hospital drama dash but didn't want to be in hospital for Christmas so held off He came home and told me I was one step away from going full on bunny boiler but not in a nasty way 🫕 and then he slept in the Instagram room

I was so thick with him the next morning. I was like a big bull going around the house. I left the child with him while I went to get my hair done and ignore Keet. When I came home he told me the child had had a fall. I says to him, I says "If anything has happened to my child, my first born, light of my life Liam Larry Leo Leon Lewk I'll chop your balls off and use them as Christmas decorations but not in a nasty way xoxo

Then diary I had to go upstairs. I was panting like a pervert on the phone to a sex line by the time I got up the first 4 steps and I look in the room and Keet is on the floor. I was like get up off there you fecking gobshite and let me grab my ring light but he was like "No Saryah , my big backed beour, for some unknown reason I want to marry you. Marry me and we can eat bodadoes and cheese together for ever "It was so romantic

Gotta go diary need to get ready for dinner at Sonic's Tina's.Ciara is wearing the green blazer today so I will wear a jumper dress and chunky trainers. We will be pissed later on and myself and Tina will record some Tic Tok dances and we will be knotted won't we? We will

Chat soon
Sayrah xoxo

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I was riding keith years ago

Dear Diary,

Kelly Sarah here. Just back there now from a wonderful week in New Yark. It was so good like . We saw so many sights like my aunts chandelier, Mosney, Trabolgan and a speed boat under the Statue of Liberty. Luke Buckley Burp Burke O'Connor Myaghi Healy Rae McCallister loved it Keet told me several times to fuck off away from him with the phone or he would hop it off my head but not in a nasty way

Came back and I was egghausted was up 3st but I'll take that and drive it on I got no ring and as I am a spiteful conniving bitch I decided to emotionally manipulate Keet for Fathers Day and get him cufflinks with Dad on them. We all know it takes more than saxa salt and the occasional ride to make a stepped up daddy xoxo

Got a bite and had the biggest blister on my leg. It was at least the size of a 20cent coin so I went straight to South Doc so the doctor would hold my hand and tell me what a brave girl I was . I was the best girl. Wasnt I ? I was .Got a gold star and a lollipop . Lollipops are speed if eaten when there is a full moon .

Better go there now diary. I fell asleep on Keet there now last night and he is melded into the couch . Chat soon xoxo

Thread Suggestion; i moustache you a question? Do your Nipples hang low, do you wobble to and fro, can you tie your minge up in a bow?

I'm so excited, there's a new horror film coming out next week with Sydney sweeney... it had to be done...

Eyes down for Bingo to begin

Food & Drink:

Airport pint/drinks

Iced coffee

Tagging random restaurant

Photo of Keith's plain food



Photo Ops:

Keith & Luke from behind

Keith & Luke on plane

Keith & Luke matching

Keith catching Luke in pool

Photo of sunrise or sunset

OOTD photos holding bump

Outfit blowing in wind

Luke and bump

Very large sunglasses



"Activities":

Luke in a Kids club

Chatting to lucky lucky man

Pub

Upmarket shop e.g zara

Sun lounger photo of bump

Saying how chilled it us



Clothes:

Basketball shirt

Matching outfits

Luke in a white top

Beddy shoes

Counterfeit jerseys purchased

Sheeeeennnn dresses x 1,000,000



Family:

Saying family unit

Saying last holiday as 3

Stepped up dad post

Father's Day card written to dad from Luke.

Mention of Jack



Extras:

Medical emergency drama

Dylan Oaks

Get ready with me makeup video

12 stone and counting
11 gins a drinking
10 syns a eating
9 blinks a blinking
8 pounds of mince a frying
7 blocks of cheese a melting
6 holidays looming
5 lucky lucky rings
4 dylan yolk chains
3 hen parties
2 kitchen parties
And a runner as a Fiance

Wexy123 said:

Definitely should include Luke having 2 sisters now in the next thread title, she's obviously very bothered by it being said when she deleted that comment about it

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Early but may as well get the thread suggestions flowing as I’m presuming it’ll be a quick one.

‘Burps taking the piss pretending little miss is Luke’s first sis’

On another topic, it’s nice to see that Luke has a teddy of his nana on his bed!

5 years of self employed -i have some other memories I’d like to share!
Had Luke, broke up with Brian
Rented a house got back with Brian
Bought a house announced back with Brian
Celebrated buying house with Brian
Spoke about next step being getting married ‍
Extreme shock and surprise at engagement in Lanzaroddy with the entire family flown in
Celebrated engagement
Celebrated hen party in Spain
Honeymoon party in Cork
Countdown to wedding in Clarrrney 👰‍♀️‍
Break Up
Covid
Single life, smug face nodding dog TikTok’s
I don’t need no man TikTok’s
It’s just me any my boy TIKTOK
Starts using the couple emoji
Limb by limb we get a glimpse of the new man
‘I don’t need no man’ changes to ‘I needed the right man’
Cork people discuss who the boy might be on here
Back to single life, mom life, I don’t need no man
Complete shock when covid hits after breaking all guidelines
Isolates with Keith who moves in‍
Overnight Keith becomes a stepped up Daddy
Lukey changes his surname again
Announcement of the forever relationship
Collabs with Alpha wealth who help her save for a mortgage for the house she already celebrated owning
Self diagnosed fertility issues as we wait the miracle baby with Keith
Announces the 2 year anniversary with Keith despite the fact that timeline overrides before engagement break up
Attends wedding with Keith, where her ex and his new
Pregnant partner are also in attendance
Sarah cries into her pints of beer
Expect cycle to be repeated with Keith - engagement/baby/mortgage

She bringing out a stamp or something?

Not a tear in sight, her eyes are drier than my fanny at the thought of shagging keet

Thread suggestion:

Knotted and besotted, up to Therapie they trotted.

@Crones884
Thank you for thinking of her. Unfortunately our little girl is quite poorly. We thought there was an improvement this morning but she deteriorated around 1pm appriciate any prayers , both sets of grandparents are with her now

ahtisyourself said:

I’m still laughing at Keet saying you’re like Abby Clancy and I’m Peter Crouch. More like Flabby Clancy and Teeter Couch

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I'm still thinking and laughing at this all day

We now have our very own Onslow Gardens version of The Therapy Crouch called The Couch Potatoes with Teeter Couch and Flabby Clancy

Long time lurker first time writing anything! I'm in CUMH due to loosing my baby at 12 weeks pregnant yesterday having experienced it myself the bullshit that burps spoke about taking pictures with Jack etc is even more off the wall.
Anyways,just passed reception going to the shop and who did I see dressed in head to toe beige with a curly blowdry and bulging bag (think it was a fake LV) but burps and teeth!

Anyone with pre-eclampsia on their Bingo cards, mark it off