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My bestie's , mum is a life coach You need to do a 6 month course not that expensive and you get a certification when done. Heaven help us all If Burps becomes a life coach no hope for the rest of us. .............................. On a personal note. I don't know why I'm telling ye and it's not for sympathy but sometimes it's easier to say things on line then to actually speak then.
Because of my history with miscarriage and still births I'm on the " at risk category "
I am 30 weeks pregnant and was told yesterday there's no heart beat. To say we are devastated would be an understatement. My husband and I have decided that we will wait to deliver as near to delivery date as permissable. ( Which would be 32 weeks for me ) It will also be a home birth.again our choice as I can't and don't want a hospital birth again. Also yesterday my poor husband took our daughter to an appointment we'd waited 2 years for and she has to be fitted for a wheel chair. Our whole world has come crashing down in the space of 30 hrs. we are trying to keep things as normal as possible for our little girl parents and siblings.going now as the tears are starting definitely won't be crying into my phone on Instagram. If anyone hears from Brandambassador let me know here please and wish her all the best from me. I'll be back in a few weeks. X


Morning thank you all for support. Ye really are a great bunch xx didn't mean to derail chat yesterday. I was at my lowest and needed to vent. . drive it on with burps. Thanks again for all the love 💖
 
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Beach30

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🎶 Now, this is a story all about how
Brian left me at the alter and turned me down
And I'd like to take a year
To just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Queen of social welfare

In northside Cork born and raised
At the deli counter was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, eatin', drinkin', all cool
And eatin some burrito bowls infront of the school

When a couple of the Burkes who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in a Sweet King fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' across the road and its paid by the welfare"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
Sonic gave me a kiss and thats when I met my bigot
I put my Exerify watch on and said, "I might as well stick it"

First class, yo he's Lukes new dad
Drinking smoothies out of a blendngo glass
Is this what the people of welfare living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
 
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KathD

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Thread suggestion…
With Azip zip here and Azip zip there, I’ll wither ye all with my beauudddiful Jewish hair 🤗
 
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Bobs86

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Thread Suggestion #51

All she wants is undivided attention, what she really needs is an intervention!
 
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Fitzytour

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Well done tattlers, this was said here months ago!!
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I had a stillbirth at 35 weeks a month ago. We named our beautiful little boy Jack. I just deactivated my Instagram after seeing this. I actually had empathy for Sarah prior to losing my baby as I was pregnant and while I thought she was being dramatic about a first trimester miscarriage, I though to myself 'i don't know how I'd react in that situation'.

As tragic as our circumstance is, you just get on with life and grieve and deal with it in a dignified manner. What this scumbag is doing, is honestly making me sick to the stomach - using a miscarriage for attention. I honestly just cannot believe it. I pity her other child, he doesn't have a hope in life with a mother like her.
 
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If you are from cork and/OR live in cork and you are NOT rooting for this mammal, pop a LOVE HEART ❤EMOJI as a reaction on this sentence. If you are from any other county and NOT rooting for Sarah either, pop a 🤣 SIDEWAYS LAUGHY FACE. If you are rooting for Sarah, leave us a 🤢 HYPERMERESIS EMOJI so we can hunt you down.
 
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ahtisyourself

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Some book suggestions for Sarah. Hope you like them hun x

They’re Gone Girl. A gripping mystery about a Cork woman who defied science and magically got rid of her 99 ovarian cysts, never to mention them again.

Abnormal people. A tale of two families who can’t keep it in their pants trying to out do each other with who is more over who, and between them have enough kids to keep the population of Cork ticking over

The Girl with the Star tattoo. How one girl’s mission to have her star tattoo topped up before New York ended in disaster

Jean Eyre. Overcome with the same bullshit stories every Friday, Jean hatches a plan to ensure she never has to hear the same tiring shite from a clients mouth again and fakes her own death

Great Expectations. Exciting thriller about how a woman eats ten times the human allowance for food every day and still expects to be down weight as she’s been good. But whatever happens she’ll take it.

The Count of Monte Cysto. A follow up to They’re Gone Girl. Will we ever find out what happened to the disappearing cysts?

Charlotte’s Web of Lies. How the net closes in on one woman going through IVF when her lies catch up with her

The Silent Journey of the Lambs. You will not be able to put this down. Gripping, constant, fast paced and loud. And just when you think it’s over it gets going again.

Ke’IT’h. An adaptation of Stephen King’s IT, where a little boy gets kidnapped from his real dad and made to believe a man with strange teeth he has known a year is his real father.
 
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Apologies for being off topic but i know there were a few people who asked me to keep them updated. Here is my update from Thursday 🥰

Please make sure I'm not like this Rabbi with the wringlets in 87 weeks time
 

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Stacey10

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In honour of Sarah's 100th thread we decided to compile some of her best moments so far ( there may be some duplicates as I just copied and pasted everyone's moments together)

Well done everyone on a great Collab 😁 Special mention to @#transparency and @Addd for the brilliant idea.

P.S we can put it in the WIKI and keep adding to it.

So here goes in no particular order ....

1. Wedding called off to Brian
2. Sweet king jellies for miscarriages/infertile
3. Slippers to childless Uncle
4. Kelly is live
5. Breasts 8 inches from breast bone
6. Brian taking the new shower gel
7. Sarah eating packets of ham in her car
8. The green blazer rants
9. Bishop Brennan Dress
10. Keith and his Saxa salt
11. Leaving Slimming World
12. Putting zips into clothes that are too small
13. Always could of sized down
14. Squirting water into Luke's face
15. Nana Betty's shoe and sandal collection
16. Jack's rainbow photos
17. Free black pudding salad
18. My Brand- Rejew You
19. Buying her house twice
20. Crusty bicycle shorts
21. PCOS
22. Cysts upon cysts upon cysts
23. Pissing on the side streets during Covid
24. Her love of mince
25. White Chocolate Porridge
26. Being Hunter's godmother
27. Keith's wrong date for Jack's tattoo
28. Over drawing her lip liner
29. Only up 1 stone 4 pounds from her lightest
30. Filming Betty drenched in holy water
31. Filming Betty eating
32. The Chernobyl back garden
33. The hot tub in the garden
34. The Jewish curls
35. Driving to Dublin for IVF
36. Saying to just be
37. Saying we move
38. This kitchen is for dancing
39. Moving her family in with Tina
40. Dumping supermom and re friending her
41. Her awkward relationship with Julie
42. Singing ride sally ride at a wedding
43. The brown contact lenses
44. T rex hand gestures
45. The leg kick in videos
46. Keith's beyond perfect sperm
47. Ignoring Luke's first little sister
48. Cousin-friend/ the girls
49. Saying her teeth are perfect
50. When she had her own cushions to fluff/busy organising her cushions
51. Announcing she was ovulating on the streets of Tenerife
52. Her dressed as a chicken for her hen party
53. Toy Story themed hen party.
54. Sarah calling zips "Azips"
55. Her "training" in someone's hall and front room.
56. Calling shops like Zara upmarket in Elevenerife
57. Getting pissed in Turkey the night Keet had his temporary teet in.
58. The many trips to Clarney
59. Announcing she had Covid and blaming Aldi
60. Giving the guards McDonalds coffee during lockdown
61. Keith's car going up on done deal and getting about 20k views from tattlers.
62. Ordering Xmas dinner in a box and claiming it was the best thing ever.
63. Saying she was 4 stops from Times Square when she was in New Jersey
64. Claiming to have 20% body fat or whatever it was.
65. The personalised SLB wedding runners presumably intending to be Sarah Louise Buckley
66. Doing a massive haul of all her bday presents e.g fake Gucci runners one year then saying she hates presents once she was with Keith
67.Telling her slimming world members who message her to work out their own syns cause she doesn’t have time
68.Monkey see monkey do rant
69.Gingivitis Teet
70.Putting up Betty's RIP notice to make all the attention on her and cause havoc on RIP
71. Doing sonics brows and having the pew pew photo
72. Lewwwwks 7 years of everything
73.Suffering from HG while stuffing her face morning noon and night.
74.The ads from her hospital bed showing her cannula.
75.The ads from the hospital loos
76.The multiple hospital admissions because she deliberately dehydrated herself.
77.Getting Betty to fork out for a pram that’s rarely been used, on her deathbed
78. Sugar and salt look the same
79. People have told her "she has a very lavish lifestyle"
80. People stopping her on the street telling her the whole of Cork were rooting for her when she was pregnant on Jack
81.People were stopping her when she was trying to do her shopping in lidl to tell her how nice her hair was
82. The saying "hurt people, hurt people "
83.Removing the a-zip from a dress to make it backless in an attempt to fit
84. Call me a bad mother but don’t come for my brands
85. Jean the counsellor
86. Cuddles O' Connor
87. The COVID car rant, when people told her she might have Covid and she went mad and ranted about it on her way to the testing centre
88. When she came on boasting that she had a falling out with Betty and that she wouldn't be apologising to a 90+ year old until Betty did first
89.When she filmed and posted the video of Donna with her nipple/boob on show
90.When she lied that she decided she didn't drink the night before so that she could do the school run eventhough she was pregnant at the time
91.When she did a video for Therapie Fertility Clinic and the next day the Clinic had to do a Live for questions and answers as there was so much backlash
92.When Luke had a small fall at Brian's and he had a little cut over his eyebrow and Sarah had to have a Plastic Surgeon access the cut
93.Claiming to be a front line worker during Covid when people where sending in their weights to her when she was a Slimming Leader
94.Miriam the midwife writing her a letter
95.Obsession with Sam's Coffee
96.Gave the consultants and midwives at the hospital when she had her miscarriage Dylan Oaks cufflinks and chains with "Thanks for all you done " engraved on them
97.Munchausen syndrome.
98.Food storage in her molars and the subsequent removal and eating of said food.
99. Her tongue always hanging out before she goes to eat or drink
100. The “other side”.
101. Weddin out forrin.
102. Tina telling someone on a flight to Lanza that burps was getting married there while she was still pretending she was getting married in Ballygarry
103. The rant when the flight home was delayed/cancelled
104.Bringing her own products to the sisters salon
105. The buggy that she was going to pound the roads with in September…it mustn’t have came with any rain cover
106.Taking photos at Lewk’s swimming lessons
107.Joining the gym in Radisson…and never going
108. Ballygarry, you stole our hearts
109.Luke naming the embryo Magnum
110.When Luke said that he would be forgotten about when the new baby comes
111.The phrase " there is alot going on in the background"
112. When she kept breadcrumbing that she was doing IVF but referred to it as a "silent journey"
113.The phrase "drive it on"
114.Not planning a 7th birthday party for Luke but it was OK as Luke said he had a party for the last 6 years
115. Isabella the Crabbit Raw Baby
116. Egg duck/duck egg blue
117. On Sunday's they checked the embryo app
118.Using the word handsome for Belly's outfits.
119. Setting up Lukeoland's you tube channel.
120.Telling us teeth showered Luke very soon after getting with Burps and took his soother by telling him only babies have them.
121. When Keith wore a mask and pulled up his hood so he wouldn't be recognised buying the engagement ring
122. Alpha Wealth Seminars
123.Her appendix, gallstones and gallbladder are all removed, how is she still alive at all.
124. Detox and debloat vitamins have improved her gut health, she shits everyday now instead of once a week
125. Always buying stuff for Isabella but nothing for Luke
126.When Keith told her in the car that her moustache wasn't that bad anymore, but not in a nasty way.
127. When she wore the bin liner dress to a wedding
128.When she slagged off majelly for having an old sky remote in the caravan
129. The 2 blazer dresses she can’t close and wore out
130.The jackets that are 2 sizes too small and she says “I don’t like closing them”
131. The bauble she had made of lewk "last Christmas as an only child " and the girl was made aware and the rant after
132. The blinds in the morning update
133. The non existence of Hyperemisis
134. The piss sticks box being taken off people and repacked multiple times to video reactions
135. She's a belter song
136. Dumping Lewk in youghal for the full summer with his stepped up granny/ Luke and Majella at the Monday club in Farrels caravan park
137.When she mimes along with Lewk wen she's given him lines to say and then sounds out the words for him! "Lewwwwk tell everyone what do you love? Your new..... m.. mmm...maaaa.. mattress!"
138. Her rubbing cream to Betty’s feet/putting her to bed
139. Doing all she can on lewks side of the family
140. Those who know me, know
141. Admin work
142. Snapping lewk hugging Tina in the back of the ambulance
143. Her first selfie of keet in clarny
144. She loves cheese
145. Bows Bows Bows
146. Rainbows
147. Boat ehhmmm
148. Proteen
149. Callabs especially the one in the cafe
150. Posting a story of a video of Lewk crying staring at Keets picture, and telling everyone that Lewk was heartbroken cos Keet was gone to the shop
151. Everything about the trip to America
152. When she had Karen hair
153. Keith getting 2012 on his tattoo instead of 2022
154. Bringing Lewk to the playground & she sitting in the car
155. When Sarah stated how much she enjoyed a blazer on Lewk
156. Her weird as fuck cooking in the cafe in Cork, advising a chef how to do his job
157. Wearing a white blazer dress as a blazer going wedding dress shopping
158. Bringing keet to clarney to stay in the hotel she was getting married in
159.The family blazers
160. Keet drooling all over the baby
161. The airfryer
162. Sarah filming an ad washing herself in a shower alongside sinkhole plaza swimming pool featuring many hotel guests
163. Sarah eating the carvery meal and getting extra everything
164. Sarah ordering a side of chips to go with her chips
165. Forcing lewk to dance
166. People thinking Donna was Betty in a tiktok dance video
167. Putting Onslow Gardens on the map
168. The Commons
169. O Connells of the Lough Butchers
170. Majella having to make and drop over bodice to Keith
171. The Fastway Rant about missing shoes and dress that she bought in 3 different sizes
172. The songs Isle of Hope and I Get To Love You
173. Always trying to have her collar bones on show
174. Bigot Keith and his awful tweets
175. On a night out when she use to bring toasted sandwiches in her bag to protect her weightloss to stop her getting a McDonalds.
176.Keith calling her "mate" and saying her "dedication is unmatched"
177. Using the word "meticulous" in the wrong context
178. The waist trainer
179. Flawless skin
180. The phrases "one second", "it's beaudiful" , "I'm bán"
181. The sandwich filler recipes/videos that we never got
182.When she said " Well Tina took me out of school during term for holidays and I turned out alright"
183. Donna's hand me down bed linen that she never washed
184.The Instagram Room
185. Buying about 50 white t-shirts for Luke
186. Having Brian#1 name tattooed on her but said it was all the same as she got with Brian#2 and if they broke up she could get a pet and call it Brian
187.Shortly after getting with Keith she got the letter K tattooed behind her ear
188. Keith hungover proposing on the stairs next to his worn underpants
189. How she had her 6 year olds head bleached to look like a Cark Version of a mini Eminem
190. Her original insta name Fat and Flab to Fit and Fab
191. Supermom calling her fanny flaps
192. Making Green Folder Day into a big deal
193. When her father forgot to bring her home a present so gave her an aer lingus blanket or something he got free, the rest got lovely perfume
194. The smug smiley head on her in the hospital when Isabella had a lumbar puncture at a few weeks old
195. Referring to herself as a business woman!
196. Making a big deal about Luke joining the library and bringing him to lego club
197. The 12wk fetus perfectly formed and the framed picture they had in the bedroom
198. The bows cutting off bellys circulation and causing bald spot
199.The silk pillowcase for the child, which hasnt worked
200. The fact that she keeps saying she won't talk about lewks situation then talks about it.
201. The trip to see mamma mia with food was foul as wasn't covered in cheese .
202. Calling the sisters/cousin friend "the girls "
203. Sleeping with the blinds open and 5am pictures
204. Stalker photos Teet playing football with lewk in the front yard
205.The car journey to Dublin for just us two
206. The nodding dog videos to voice overs with the collar bone out in the I don't need no man era
207.Keith dumping her for savage ass then crawling back when savage ass dumped him
208.Crying in the toilets at a wedding that she should be married to Brian
209.Making Luke facetime Keith anytime he goes for a pint
210. Sarah sending Keith out for pints with 20 quid to get the lads a drink
211. Getting her son to call Keith dad
212. The shrine to teet around the fireplace of the twice bought house.
213.The kitchen clock with the photos, it's quarter past Tina!
214.The poor child blue with the cold in Edinburgh to match keets ugly camel coat.
215. The review of Greggs
216. Being called Big Bird because of a yellow dress she wore on holidays
217.The toes trying to escape in her sandals
218. The Christmas "manage"
219. Her spending a fortune on a jumpsuit for a wedding and now while with keet wore a creased dress to a wedding
220. Her on day 10 of not washing her hair
221.Her reefing Biden out of for having a takeaway when now she lives off them
222. Looking for a random Catherine to give a necklace to
223. Her blocking you and everyone from just watching a story
224. Sending out "emails", 2000 words of absolute horse 💩 with terrible grammar and spelling
225. The time she dragged Betty to lanzaroddy as a surprise and the poor woman wasn't able for it at all.
226. Killing Biden because he didn't measure the milk in her tea to the ml.
227. Driving around on L plates
228. Telling how she would use her sisters license in the garda station if stopped
229. Betty loved her old car but she still got rid of it to get a jeep to keep up appearances
230. Luke getting hand me down jerseys with his cousin initials on them
231.Suction hoover ad
232.Her glowing skin
233. Being triggered by a chicken van
234. Jambons
235. When she gave Tina CPR
236. The cycle aka her period
237. The cycle care package from lewk B and stepped up daddy
238. Videos of teet injecting her in the kitchen of their never forever home with Lewk Buckley in the back ground
239.The pregnancy announcement with the piss sticks in the box of shiteness box in particular her recording lewk Buckley in the back of the car with the piss sticks
240. The personalised tat
241. Correcting herself from I to we, I took lewk Buckley to the library…. We took him
242. Can only walk home from lidl
243. When she had her own car and used to sit outside Lewks B school gate an extra 45 mins before pick up because she’s a lazy cunt
244. Losing 7 stone and gaining back 8
245. The rollers in her hair/ wearing them in her hair flying to London
246. Telling her followers that she would only post food videos on the condition that they interact with the videos by liking and commenting on them
247. Posting keets car ad and phone number on her stories and we all say it wasn’t NCT’s in 2 years
248. Fighting trolls on TikTok to increase her engagement 🧌 😂 feat Fusion Hair
249. Saying "It's really frustrating / disheartening when no one interacts on her posts/reels
250. Getting the guards coffee during the lockdown checkpoints and coming on to tell us for praise
251.Babybelles bib with “Happy birthday Mam” on it
252.Doing the ad for voduz with a big stain on her top and having to redo it
253.Selling Lewk Buckley's toys.
254. All the talk of going to a baby shop up north for a free pram and then radio silence because of complaints from tattlers to said shop and then ending up with a METICULOUS second hand pram that Betty bought from her death bed
255. Moving Luke from his local gaa club to the Barrs because it's his stepped up Dad's club
256. Anytime Keith went out Sarah or Luke were always struck down by some illness/incident
257.Ross Heaneys the Italian restaurant that gave her Greek Mamma Mia vibes
258.Blasting her moustache with the limited edition pink Silk Pro Max
259.The video of Tina sounding like an Ewok
260.Some of her food staples, chipper burger, breast in a bun and lawsanga
261.Multiple engagement rings
262.Keeping all the different moonpig cards she sent Betty over the years
263.Tina and Donna eating her €30 bag of caramel chocolate almonds
264. Deep throating the spoon to get the last of the salted caramel peanut butter off it
265. Giving top fashion tips of walking around with your hands in your pockets to disguise your belly
266.Cocking her leg up like a dog going to pee in every photo/video
267.When Keith said the main thing he liked about Sarah was her cooking
268. When she hung out of her bedroom window and was shouting and filming Keith walking into her driveway carrying 5 packets of maltesers to give to her as she had asked him to bring her home a surprise
269. Dickie Bow Keith was our first introduction to him
270. Jac Jossa Tan
271.The cash box
272.When she got lip fillers/botox around the time she did her frozen egg transfer
273.Calling Belly a raw baby with the longest legs in the world
274.When Luke had to run and give the GP a hug before leaving after one of his many trips to the doctors
275. When she changed Luke's name from Luke Burke Buckley to Luke Burke.
Tattle extended his name by a few extra barrells depending on the scenario.
So when stepped up Daddy's came on the scene O' Connor was added.
When Luke started taekwondo Miyagi was added.
When Sarah reshared a video of the Healy Raes giving out about people having an opinion on line, Healy Rae got added.
Their planned trip to New York that ended up being a trip to Keith's Aunt's in New Jersey, McCallister was added.
So we ended up with this version
Luke Burke Buckley Miyagi McCallister Healy Rae O'Connor
276.We laughed and laughed didn't we Keith, we did!
277. When she got Covid she went mad when people were contacting Fusion saying they shouldn't be open as they were all close contacts with Sarah
278. All her meals have to be some form of a fake away always laced in cheese
279. Spraying half a bottle of dry shampoo onto her already greasy hair
280. Adding “mum to be” to her bio when she already had a 6 year old
281. Wearing nothing but pink after instabelle was born
282. The months we were treated to the packing of the HOSSSPIDAL BAG and it’s contents including ugg slippers and a morning coat
283. The pics of teet staring into the moses basket at Jack
284. Promoting slavery with that god awful birthday video to Tina and laughing her hole off
285. Saying that her cousin friend should start a business packing hospital bags because she put a few babygrows into sangwidge bags
286. Bringing all the Oh My Ham body sprays with her to poison everyone on the ward
287. Insisting on having a C-section as her cervix refuses to open
288. Telling her Nana Betty she had until 9pm to make up her mind whether or not to pass as love island was on
289.The deranged video where she set the camera up in the car and was shouting Isssaaabelllla and Sayyyrraahh
290. Acting the maytr when in the hospice with Betty saying she slept on a chair at 7 months pregnant eventhough there was a bed she could of used
291. When she was in CUMH she was doing stories of herself putting in hair treatments and slick back bun
292. Justifying her size by saying she's only 4 months after Isabella yet the whole time she was pregnant she kept saying she was up no weight!
293. Saying there is a "want" in her
294. The expensive weighted blanket that she was obsessed with and that her and Teet use to be always fighting over
295. Dipping ham in her "speedy soup"
296. When she said "I'm not like the other girls I'll never be that girl that can go into a deli and just order one jambo"
297.The nurses on the ward were all asking her about the cheap perfumes oh my glam she was dousing herself with
298. When Ava Van Rose thought Sarah was trolling her but it was a Tattler using Sarah as their profile picture
299. When Luke told her to stay and have a nap that he could go to school with his cousins
300. Her top weightloss tip of switching to lower calorie yoghurts so you can replace the calories you save with biscuits crumbled on top
301. Sharing unrealistic photos of her results from using the Detox and Debloat tablets
302. Squeezing into the sausage suit for free Endermologie and her true size being shown
303. Doesn't want flowers for Valentine's Day because they die but couldn't get them on her stories quick enough for Green Folder Day
304. Saying she saved all the Valentine cards she sent her Nanna Betty over the years which she stores in the attic and puts them all up on display
305. A robin appeared when Sarah was putting the envelopes off the Valentine cards in the bin and said it was Nanna Betty coming looking for her card but really it was Julie's Dad
306. Maria Piper potatoes
307. She prides herself on being a good at chopping vegetables especially onions
308. Having to sieve the peppercorns out to make peppercorn sauce
309. The time she came on talking about how she was having a nightmare and moaning in her sleep in distress and Keet lay there holding her hand the entire time watching her have the nightmare rather than just wake her up
310. The cheap drive safe I need you here with me keyring
311. The shein "Mama" jumper will need to be surgically removed from her
312. She wants to be buried in her pyjamas
 
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Puffin

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Dear diary,

It's been a while . Just popping in here to give a quick update. Keet went out on the lash at the weekend to watch Man Utd playing. I, Liam, Leo, Lewk was flat out face timing him cos he missed him and wanted to celebrate the win with him. I said there to Keet, there now when he was on the call, I said I wasn't looking over his shoulder checking out the people in the background to see if there were any savage assess there.

Keet was blotto Sunday night. He was diary , wasn't he? He was So Lewk's tonsillitis made a dramatic return. I couldn't get to South Doc on Sunday evening so I dragged him there first thing Monday morning . I was flat out like a stamp ringing and messaging Keet telling him how worried I was about poor Lewky, that other guy that lives with us,and Keet said to me there now , he said " Sars would you ever piss off and let me be hungover in peace you're gone full on bunny boiler . If you keep this up I'll be legging it out the door with the Saxa" but not in a nasty way ❤

I put up a question box but Tina wouldn't send me in any questions so I had to do all the questions myself so I gave up after 5. I used my favourite word for 2023 "consumed" cos you know I'm so consumed with everything going on in the background that I can't talk about or Tina will murder me but I have been totally filming on the sly cos I don't think any journey should be silent and everything can be milked for attention. 2023 is all about the grief porn xoxo

I decided to give some advice to my followers cos I know they look up to me my favourites are and I always say to those that know me and everyone around me and all the non existent friends I have that
• Everything happens for a reason
• No one size slipper fits all
• When you are fit to blow about something put on your best polyester green blazer and sit in your car and rant
• It's so good to get organised to organise your organising while being organised

Chat soon diary xoxo
 
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Thechubbymoaner

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Trigger warning - the mother of all rants

I've just watched this cunts stories from last night and I am actually incandescent with rage. I am beyond furious. Is this absolute fucking looper for real? She absolutely cannot be serious... Christmas can be hard for everyone bla bla bla let me talk about the most common fucking things that can happen to a woman and cry about it under the guise of breaking a non existent stigma. Yes Sarah, Christmas is hard for many and between the shit few years, sickness, illness, tragedy, cost of living crisis where people are choosing between eating and heating, that poor woman who was missing, found dead, leaving 4 kids without a mother just before Christmas. It's a dark time, and while I am a firm believer in being authentic and true to yourself on social media, this cunt coming on fake crying over a rather sad life event that thousands ensure is not fun. It's miserable. People want escapism. Not this fat wanker blubbing.

I try and keep the bright side out but at the moment it's been fucking hard. My only sister has been in hospital 4 weeks today with complications of stage 4 cancer, she's horribly ill and I am frankly fucking terrified this is her last Christmas. Her cancer could have been avoided if she had had a smear but owing to another aspect of her life , she didn't, and this happened. I'm not on my Insta bawling about breaking the stigma of smear tests bla bla bla. Nope. Firstly, because my sister means too much to me for me to use her situation to drive engagement, and I'm also conscious that no one wants to heary misery in the middle of their own room and gloom.

I'm trying to hard to hold it together, this year we realised that kids won't happen for us. We both have issues and whilst I was never mad gone on kids, it would have been nice. We could have had IVF but as it's an issue on both our parts and I'm not dying with a yearning for a kid, I don't want to push fate or take someone who is desperate for a child's place. It's more fomo on my part and it's not fair on someone with a genuine need for a child. It's still shit though that we can't just shag and it happen and it's been tough to accept in a way that that's it. My gynae issues are excruciating, and I had one op that they fucked up a few weeks ago and they messed the procedure up and was re-opped last week. Sadly it hasn't sorted the issue and I'm so still in excruciating pain. Yeah I've had a grumble about it on insta but I'm not going to cry. In fact I started to tear up and I stopped recording, deleted the story and waited cos no one needs to see me snotting down the phone.

My parents are beside themselves, between my sister being very very ill and me having a few issues, my mum is spread thinly trying to sort things and be there for us both and my sister's kids. My husband is struggling severely with his mental health from being in a coma a few years ago and has had a relapse with panic attacks and night terrors so I'm trying to deal with that and all else. I'm on anti-anxiety pills and they haven't been doing what they used to as there's so much going on... But fuck it. I'm all for talking about actual mental health issues and breaking that actual stigma, but I will not dump myself into my stories and shit on about all my problems because it's hard enough for everyone at the moment.

I'm so sorry to moan and offload here but life is fucking hard and I am struggling and this fucking cunt has one beautiful child who she is abusing and sending off at any given opportunity, she has her health, keet is grand, her family are grand. She's had a fucking miscarriage , which yes, it's shit, but it's also fucking life, and is abusing this for attention and for engagement and she's dragging people even further down.

Sarah, all those views are hate views . people watch you cos they can't believe what a massive, farcical cunt you are. And I had a look at your exs missus new page and his beautiful baby daughter is a absolutely fucking delightful. Unlike you. Stop snotting and get the fuck over yourself
 
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Ladies thank u all for your offers of help last night. I rang svp and im getting a supervalu voucher so i be able get next weeks shopping and pay off an esb bill. also got a lend of money off my friend and i got in shopping today including a few yellow sticker bargains. Just finished a lovely dinner and feeling alot less stressed. And to keep this on topic she's a cunt and hasn't a clue about motherhood or health or fitness 😂😂😂
 
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