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Does anyone else just skim/scroll past the debates about parenting?

I personally couldn't care who the better parent/s are I'm here for the laughs about
- the salt in the bedroom
- the monthly hair washing
- the family pack ham
- the lavish lifestyle
- the flawless skin and perfect teeth claims
- Beddy's shoes
- the keyring
- the tattoo
- the goss from Ratz and Gray
And of course the hilarious comedians on here who would brighten any ones day!

Seeing as we’re throwing a few lines together today and I have a little time on my hands, here’s a few lines in ode to the trip to Paradise

Burp and Keeffff brought Lukie away,
So the Stepped Up Daddy could save the day,
She’s so very happy that Brian is a goner,
As she pretends to parent Luke Burp Buckley O’Connor

We’ve seen every minute, learnt a lot on this trip
Mainly that Tenerife is the bomb and now Lanzos a kip!
She’s tells us again now that Lanzos a ghetto,
With a pint in one hand and the other, prosecco!

She reminds us once more that Keefff is “the one”
And she seems so surprised that Luke likes to have fun,
She tells again and again about all of the laughter
And is “so proud” that Lukie isn’t afraid of water!

Had to pack for the man child so forgot all her hair tools
Put the kid in a play centre so they could sit on the bar stools
She’s delighted her PCOS symptoms are staying away
But they’ll surely be back on pay and weigh day!!

She’s ovulating, it’s all part of the plan,
And she’ll seduce keeefff with her brown patchy tan,
As she leads him like a lamb to the slaughter,
To welcome in 9 months, a “miracle” baby daughter!

Image of this one from Monsters inc, thought of her straight away when I saw that pic of Sarah

This is teets teeth on them all she could have used this for the wedding invites

"What a difference a day makes,
Twenty-four little hours"

I don't normally give thread suggestions cause I'm not as witty as you lot.

BUT I felt inspired to do one..its short and to the point.

Thread suggestion:

"SARAH IS A PRICK "

The end

She’s a bitch, she’s a boss, don’t ask her any questions about weight loss

I sent a message saying I was interested in joining the premium plan, just wanted to know a little info about the nutritionist before I commit to paying the subscription, not even 20 seconds later I'm blocked

Okay so she hasn’t the heart to tell Luke the truth about the goldfish dying but, she will gladly tell him about a missed miscarriage and make him grieve for an 9 week old foetus? She’s certainly not on the same planet as most.

Also, we know you killed the fish Sarah. He’s been swimming in his own excrement for the last 3 years

Please don’t read this if it will upset you in anyway.
I’ve had many miscarriages, unfortunately like many other women on this thread.
when you pass the feral remains you are giving the choice to have them returned to you if you want to bury them.
but at that gestation in my experience its Really small. , you can’t tell the gender, it will be red as the skin hasn’t formed. It’s hands and toes won’t be perfectly formed kinda look like little bumps.It reminded me of those alien baby that you get in the eggs for kids. I in no way mean to upset anyone saying that.
Sarah did not have a stillborn baby. It bugs the shit out of me. Because I had a stillborn baby, he was perfect, HE. Because he was perfectly formed I could tell the gender and he had perfectly formed fingers and toes.I gave him a bath and dressed him and read a good night story to him before I had to leave him go. Something Sarah also should have been able to do if her baby so was perfectly formed as she likes to tell us. But he wasn’t because she was so early.She is deranged, and the shit she spews is unreal. She craves attention and it’s weird. For anyone who has experienced loss I’m so sorry and hope my post doesn’t trigger in anyway

Lucydowl said:

That’s disgusting if they claiming for looking after a relative. Have they no morals. You don’t need you get paid for caring for a family member. How low can people go. It’s a certain type and these lot definitely fit that type. Social welfare needs to be stopped.

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What? IF Sarah is claiming for beddy then that’s one thing - but why do you think people shouldn’t get an allowance for being a carer to their relative? Some people have to give up work and still have all the bills and expenses they had while working, they don’t stop and the bills don’t cease just because your relative is sick. Not to mind they are saving the state an absolute fortune by doing the dirty work and not asking for home help or going down other avenues. I’ve never read anything so ridiculous.

I have no idea what Sarah is claiming, she’s a geebag either way - but please think about who your comment could offend. There are many genuine people out there doing the hardest thing in the world, caring for a sick family member, their lives on pause, and getting pittance for it.

She took that post down of Luke with Santa. I saw it before she took it down but when I went back there it’s gone. I have tears in my eyes saying this and I’m not being sarcastic for one, all I saw there was an emotionally exhausted 6 year old. Who is probably at home -listening to the constant cycle of baby o Connor in heaven, Keith being the best daddy, negative talk about Brian and not allowed mention his baby sister. God knows whatever court action is obviously on going a 6 year old will pick up on that vibe too. He then goes to his aunts on his dads side/meets his dads family and I doubt they would be making digs about Sarah and Keith as I assume because they have 3 kids to mind when Luke is around (Michelle’s son, the daughter and then Luke) that they are too busy. So maybe Luke’s experience with them although short, maybe infrequent and brief, is just being a normal kid and feeling love and maybe he cannot understand why his mother is so down on his father, the man she had 3 hen parties to marry less than 3 years ago. I see an exhausted and tormented little boy who quite possibly asked for peace and happiness this Christmas as his whole life he has been a stick to beat his father with. Now too he is the stick to beat or keep Keith with. I’m very sad for him. I remember when I had my hysterectomy this year , I was also made redundant. There was one fortnight that we argued (stress, hormones, finance) non stop day and night. The childminder said to me that our son (who was just hitting 2) spent the days balling crying and it took me ages to figure out he was witnessing us being that way and it was showing in him in different ways. I truly believe he was emotional because we were consumed by so much sad and worry.
it is a very very very sad place to be as a parent that your 6 year old who should be knee deep in Lego lists and sports games, simply wants peace on earth or at least for his family. I’m gutted for him.

cycleon said:

@brandambassador i hope you don’t mind me asking, tell me to fuck off if you want, how is your journey going? Did all go to plan for you with your surrogate or are you still in the “getting ready stage”

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Only too happy to share but don’t want to piss anyone off
Meds are started by the surrogate for round 1, we are 3-4 days away from transfer of embryo no 1 round 1. All scans and bloods ok the last week, surrogate responding well to meds no OHSS or issues. We are in regular chats on WhatsApp etc. a scan Wednesday will decide transfer either Thursday Friday or Monday if any issues. Lads it is nerve wrecking every day afraid of a message to say ‘cancelled round’ etc. once transferred we would have a 2 week wait to test/bloods so you’re talking early-mid Dec before we know and even if it’s a yes/positive we would have to get to a safe 12-14 weeks before we would tell family/friends- it’s just so risky but precious that I wouldn’t do a burp and tell everyone the minute our surrogate has pissed on the stick. But so far all going well, praying every day and holding on to hope that even if this round isn’t the one, we have our surrogate, clinic and plan so someday a round will work. Thank you for asking xxx

Dear diary,

Sayyyrah here. The boys Keet and Luke are gone to Lanzagrotty on a lads holiday . Sonic and the Alpaca are there aswell.
I couldn't go cos I have subaqua haaaymaatoma and its not that that would cause any risk but incase anything happened over there the doctors wouldn't know what to do cos they didn't get their medical qualifications from Google like me.

Luke and Keet have such a good relationship. Keet is upsessed with him and Luke with him. Keet is such a good father figure to Luke. I can't say father anymore cos I got a slap on the wrist and Brian threatened to cut my money

I'm gonna be an emotional wreck while they are gone. Like I told Keet to go but I was only messing I didn't think he would actually go but he said to me there now he said "Sayrah I'm after forking out 1600 euros and working my ginger bollocks off with overtime so I'm going for Spainish chicky nuggies and €2 pints, you, baby girl can stay here " but not in a nasty way xoxo

I recorded my own reaction reel to the pregnancy. I tried my best to squeeze out a tear. I was flat out watching episodes of Fair City to see could I get any acting tips. I'm just so excited that I get to eat rings around myself and go on 8 months bed rest. I can't wait for all the attention to roll in and when the baby is born Keet and Majella can take it in turns to look after it so I can just be xoxo

My first born is gone too. I'm gonna miss Liam Leo Lawrence Luke so much while he is away but he will have the best time and himself and Keet have a great bond and it helps me emotionally manipulate Keet even more

Gotta go , chat soon xoxo

I have some new bio suggestions for her

Alter Jiltee (March 2020)
Bride to (not yet) be 2029
Heifer
CEO of BeforeAfterBeforePics
95% Carnivore
Smoothie Princess
Wanderlust €1 Pint QWEEN
Absent Mother
Suffocating, Smothering Girlfriend
Big Back in the crusty sheets sack

Sarah, the worst thing ive ever had to do was see my teenage child die, and be laid out in a coffin..... i agonised about what "he would want to be burried in" like any child ever thinks about being burried he died shortly after his birthday, and i chose his new trainers, and jersey as they were his favourite. There is NOTHING FUNNY about people dying, its so triggering for many, and SO INAPPROPRIATE..... Just like Julie, she thinks shes funny, and dosnt give anyone a single thought before opening their big gobs

Am currently riddled with cramps, as I wait to miscarry a much wanted and long awaited pregnancy. I hope someone will get me a bag of shitty jellies to mark the occasion!

HawTea2.0 said:

The bang of Martha off this one

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Martha? Who me?



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I hope Sarah didn't clog up that machine today

I can confirm the grey mans tracksuit pants... her hair was particularly greasy and she is definitely a size 18 to 20...

Her bra is obviously too small across the back and you could see multiple rolls!

For all the money she spends you'd think she could dress herself better!
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