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“Look what Beddy bought for us”

So she got up out of her hospital bed and went to town to buy it?

No she didn’t Burp, you were in her ear begging, just tell the truth! You knew you didn’t have long to get it, so you probably took her card/cash

You’re the lowest of the low, and I hope this is the ruination of you, ya Trollop!

Foxy Roxy said:

I will see if I can get it and post it.

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Genuinely, and I mean this honestly- I dont know 1 adult that doesn't put their seatbelt on.. and I know alot of cunts... and they all use their seatbelts.

Idiots .

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Sarah Burke #108 Flashed her nipple to distract us from her new house riddle

Keet to me looks like an elderly Milky Bar Kid.

Whatever2021 said:

Oh f**k please do not tell me she's doing an ad for gifts for the hospital staff

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Ah I've seen some shit in my time, but personalised cufflinks for a consultant. He must be in stitches (boom boom)

Not saying this is what anyone else would do but I had a very narcissistic, controlling ex in a previous life and his way of operating would be to act all nice and encouraging me to go to things, especially when he had an audience, but Jesus did he make me suffer afterwards, silent treatment, sulking and using anything he could to punish me, like if I always watched Coronation st he'd deliberately turn over to something else before it came on and made out that I was the one being unreasonable. He played the "poor me I'm all alone without her" act for his family when I was gone and occasionally developed a mystery illness, we didn't have kids luckily but he had one face for the public and a different one in private.

There's many ways to make someone suffer while looking like the nicest, friendliest partner to the outside world. I'm not saying Sarah is like this, I don't know the woman, but this thing of staying in hospital when she doesn't need to raises a red flag for me based on my own experience.

Things I have learned
1. You can have hyperemisis but go out for meals followed by multiple takeaways ( your average sufferer be lucky to have a cracker)
2. If you feel sick, drink dairy followed by more dairy even though doctors will not recommend it, it works for burp
3. You all need a pregnancy pillow from seed, I only used mine about 6/7 months on but for Burps it’s essential Al for the blubber (gut) the guidance is roughly 5 months on but who needs that eh
4. She doesn’t eat fizzy jellies cos they make her feel sick but then eats them a few at a time cos she’s being paid
5. She’s only cooked 3 times but pretended she uses hello fresh so she can make money, she cooks for Luke but that doesn’t count, she can’t cook but can eat takeaway and plenty restaurant food no problem ( none of it makes sense)
6 she’s blaming being a cunt on her hormones
7. She’s got a bump (fat roll)
8. Keet sounds like he has lung disease
9. Luke is a part time lodger in the house
10. She is shit at telling stories, “what a laugh” type stories that are pure bollix
11. Put eyelash serum on even though it’s not recommended for pregnanncy
12. Inhale deeply the lavender reed diffuser even though you were told on previous pregnancy that lavender can cause issues for pregnant ladies
13. Only for her Betty wouldn’t leave the house (dig at every other family member)
14. Their date nights are unorganised and full of little arguements
15. The jelly bowl doesn’t close even though she attempted multiple times with chief taster Keet who has a mouth full of veneers and a bad advert for teeth in general never mind tooth decay from jellies

On this day the 10th of November
I have become a VIP member!

I would like all of the bodadoes, and cheese in the land
And then I’ll go for a cannula, in the hand!

What a sad sad existence she has - 2 kids 2 different dads, no job , overweight beast claiming your up no weight cause your fiancée hates fat people living in your mams box room with your 2 kids , your second fiancée is a gambler , living in his mammys house and you try convince everyone differently obsessed with your ex while trying to turn your son against him - his real dad. you don’t have a pot to piss in. Crave attention in and out of hospital.

Remember tattlers, no matter how bad of a day your having, it could be worse - you could be burps

Shatina, on behalf of the whole human race.
No one, and I mean no one is jealous, of your daughter Sarah Burke!

Her cervix refuses to open
Well it managed to hoover up 2 men over the past 4 years,I'd say it's doing its duty alright.

Sorry now I was just looking at the Photoshop jobs and noticed... Um lads she hardly accidentally posted her hairy mons did she?! Actually scarleh for ya Sarah

I wonder how sick Luke really is coz when she put up the clip of the dog you can see Luke's legs and he jumping like mad on the chair behind.....she probably stuck the thermometer in her flaps for content

Give me Strength said:

The RIP scenario when Betty passed away.
Suffering from HG while stuffing her face morning noon and night.
The ads from her hospital bed showing her cannula.
The ads from the hospital loos
The multiple hospital admissions because she deliberately dehydrated herself.
Getting Betty to fork out for a pram that’s rarely been used, on her deathbed

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Fastway "losing" her size 20 cream embellished dress. And giving her a pair of size 9 men's shoes instead of it

Sammyjo9 said:

Was thinking this , if details are on rip , Sarah will figure it out no doubt she's already been spending her morn checking things , df get deleted x

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Don’t kill me for this, and no disrespect intended but not everything that people say on tattle is true and if it is I’m sure Sarah Burke will be the last thing she is worried about right now

God. What a terrible situation. Pregnant. One child. One man baby. No home. Moving back in with her parents in their small house and possibly her sister and baby too. A sick dad. A mother who charges her own children, grandchildren and any partners for being in the house (and Christmas dinner too). No privacy. No space to do anything without others around.
I can’t imagine the nightmare of re-living history and bringing a new baby back to that house. Has she evolved at all? For all of her talk of being a “business owner” and single “mom”, she is now back to the beginning which is worse doing it a second time.
There has to be a sense of deep failure here: so many people are in the same situation due to the housing situation but so much of this has to be due to her complete lack of responsibility. Thinking that the bank of Instagram was going to support her without an actual job was an arrogant mistake- she does not have what it takes to be successful on sm. Added to that, her apparent lack of money skills (Alpha Wealth who?) have helped land her where she is now. Her declaration of 18 months sounds dire enough but where are they going to get the resources to buy a house? Costly carelessness and laziness have caught up with her.
I have anxiety myself thinking of her situation.

Lads, tell us everything or don’t bother saying anything at all.. the wink wink nudge nudge join the dots breadcrumb type comments are so annoying and a head fuck to read!!

Jellybb said:

I know nothing about slimming world I’m trying to picture one of Sarah’s classes…. Would sonic be there doing the weigh ins for her?

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Sonic takes your weight at the scales whilst Keet live tweets at you that you're a "fat fucker"

instanotfamous said:

She’s buying a yoga ball but she’s afraid of going into labour as she booked in for a section l!! This clown makes no sense but even a small bit

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That poor yoga ball will disappear up her hole after first bounce

For the record no affiliation to Lizzy or Brand Ambassador or Martha Just here for the Burke O Connor drama.