'50 53 52 Organisation Tips for School', which is JANUINELY a completely original video an DAFFINITELY NYOT JOHST THE SAME VIDEO SHE'S ALRADDY MADE A DOZEN TIMES BEFWORE!
1. "Fastaval, I rackommand using a leverarrrch folder or a binder to styore all of your nyotes if yoo gyo into school."
Don't actually organise and consolidate your notes so that you can be efficient and just take the things you need. Instead, lug around a giant, dusty tomb of random bullshit which you'll never need again, so that you'll have to spend longer wading through than there is time in the class itself. "Work longer, not smarter" is apparently Ruby's internal mantra.
Ruby spins it as a revelatory game-changer that you only have to carry
one monolithic mess of indecipherable gibberish instead of
four, as though that's something anyone else has to weigh up doing. I don't recall ever needing to refer back through years of notes to get through any high school classes. I had a thin notepad for each subject, I'd shove the ones I need in my bag and it'd take up a small fraction of this thing.
This is just Ruby's braggadocious bullshit rearing its head again; she paints going completely overboard as the norm for her, so that people will think "Wow, I don't do any of that! Ruby does way more than I do!" Yet look at this nonsense. That folder takes up her entire bag. Ruby also claims in her "Get ready to pretend to spend your life at primary school!" videos that she AWLWHEYS takes water bottles, gifted (but undeclared) snack bars, Beats headphones, iPads, Remarkables, a spare outfit, and all manner of fictitious crap. It's all lies. And all it serves to do is make her look immensely stupid, fake and disorganised.
And this is only the
first entry in the list. She might as well use that giant folder as a makeshift tombstone for her brain, because her mind is completely dead. RIP Ruby's none-more-grey matter.
This is the part of an influencer's career where anyone with a remotely functioning brain would distance themselves from the childish fanfic pseudonym out of either sheer embarrassment or practicality. No rational adult trying to maintain a reputation as being a wildly intelligent genius and grow a brand of their own wants to be piggybacking off the success of fictional, petulant children.
This is the stage where she should have transitioned to using her real name and making more mature content. Instead she's going in the opposite as she regresses into childhood, hammering her fake cosplay name and sticking Hermione pictures around her room as she pretends she's a kid again. Definitely someone whose life advise you want to follow!
2. Reorganise your fyoldah AVVERY WEEK. Add things from old TAXTBOCKS.
"Obviously yoo dyon't want it to gat TYOO FOL or TYOO HAVVY," Ruby says with no trace of irony, after showing herself practically snapping the seams of her backpack as she struggled to fit her folder full of old notes that she'll never need again in her life.
3. Take additional revision folders.
Again, zero trace of self-awareness as she spouts contradictory stupidity. Your folder must be heavy enough to give you permanent mobility issues after 5 minutes of carrying its weight, but not TOO heavy. If you find that it's too heavy, why not make it even heavier, with even more pointless, redundant bullshit?
4. Make nyotes during clahss and revoise for tasts.
SECRET, HIDDEN LIFE HACK: Do your mandatory school work. (SHHHH! TOP SECRET!)
Ruby pads the list with the obvious shit any student already does.
Ruby rambles about the importance of accountability after spending her life dodging responsibility, blaming anyone or anything else she can for her mistakes, taking money from charities and working harder to avoid giving it back than she ever has in school, and lying about literally everything she can.
5. Use coloured sticky notes to help you find your homework assignments amongst the mess of disorganisation that is your notes folder.
Again, the dots don't connect in Ruby's withered peanut brain. If you have so much random bullshit assembled in your compendium of crap that you can't find your most important things without a breadcrumb trail of Post-It notes, then that's a glaring sign that something is horribly wrong with your system.
But, again, Ruby is all in on the idea that appearing to do more also makes her appear smarter. It has the opposite effect.
6. Alternatively, make a hyomewahhrk folda to compile hyomewaaaaHHHrrKK new and old.
More folders!
If you aren't crushed under the weight of your backpack on the first morning of school, you don't have enough folders. Every day should be a Sisyphean ordeal as you try unsuccessfully to roll your gargantuan, unliftable backpack folder to school.
But even though Ruby suggests this as an option, she says she JANUINELY thinks that the sticky nyote option wahhrks battah. So it's a given that Ruby never used either. For all the time Ruby spends reminiscing about and trying to pretend she's still in school, she doesn't seem to actually remember it particularly well. What school is assigning enough homework per week in Ruby's mind that you need a complex system to log it all?
7. NOMBA SAVVAN: Put fire hazards all over flammable materials in an enclosed indoor environment MAKE YOOS OF COLLAR-KYODE SYSTAMS.
For when you put far too much crap in your folder and need a cypher system to decode what or where anything is.
8. NOMBA EIGHT: MAKE YOOS OF COLLAR-KYODE SYSTAMS.
It wouldn't be a Ruby list if she hadn't just repeated half the entries.
9. NOMBA NOYN: MAKE YOOS OF COLLAR-KYODE SYSTAMS.
10. DYON'T POT PRASHURE ON YORESALF TO MAKE YORE NYOTES LOCK PARFACT! NYOTES AREN'T SOPPOSED TYOO BEE ASSTHATTICK!
"The goal is LARRNING, NYOT ASSTHATTICKS," says Ruby, who has never learned anything and whose entire life is one endless ode to fabricated lifestyle habits and accomplishments done only for appearances and aesthetic value.
But don't stress over having perfect handwriting - chances are you're not going to be able to find half your notes to read them anyway if you follow Ruby's needlessly complex system of just shoving every redundant note you ever wrote in one big back-breaking rainbow-coloured folder of stupidity.
11. YOOZ SOM KOIND OF PLANNAH* (*Hint, hint! Pleasepleaseplease buy the PONKIN' PODDOCKTIVTEA PLANNAH! Baby needs a new boater hat!)
Ruby busts out her classic series of lies:
She designed this herself and it JANUINELY wasn't just a template design offered by the manufacturers.
She claims that this is the ideal planner, designed specifically to suit all of her needs, even though every time she shows a planner entry she's had to manually had to add extra tickboxes and sections everywhere.
She claims she uses it AVVERY SINGULL DAYY, even though she struggled to find more than three consistent days of use the last time she tried to show this off.
12. NOMBA NOYN: MAKE YOOS OF A KEY FOR ORGANISATION!
"YASS, OIY LOIKE KEYS," says Ruby. But she doesn't like efficiency, apparently, as this is the fourth time so far in this list that she's reused the same entry.
"CHEESE A SAT KOINDOF HOB FOR STORING AWLUFF YORE NYOTES FOR AWLOFF YOUR SOBJACKTS. OIY THINKITS RILLY GUD FWORE PEAR SOBJACKT TO HAVE ONE PLACE WAAHR YOO KNYOW AWWHL OF YOUR STOFF CAN BEE FOUND?"
Ruby sings the virtues of keeping all your notes in one place after outlining how you should keep several pointless stockpiles of notes you'll never need again, in addition to several more digital platforms.
Here she apparently shows herself shoving some notes in a ziplock geocache bag, so she can bury it in the woods to find later. Y'know, for when society collapses, or the tax people come to arrest your father and you have to flee your home to begin a new life as a forest-dwelling fugitive, but still want to do your history homework from 2016.
14. USE NYOTION! (Undeclared AD.)
"Moiy PARRSONAL FYAVOURITE platform tooyoos is Nyotion. This is becoz
they have sponsored me multiple times before and they have previously paid me to advertise their brand, which I have failed to declare here even thyough I AWHLWHEYS declare sponsor relationships and follow ad rules it's rilly VARRSTATAAL and you can EASILY SAARCH FOR FOYLES."
15. USE AN INDACKS SYSTEM!
One third of this list is now the same suggestion.
16. NOMBA SAVVANTEEN (PSST! It's actually Number 16.) MAKE A NYOTE OF ANNYTHING YOO COVVARED IN EACH OF YOUR SOBBJACKTS AND MYAKE A NYOTE OF ANNYTHING TYOO COMM BACK TYOO IN REVISION.
So...make notes in class? Throw out your old rulebooks, because Ruby's done changed the game. Truly a revolutionary, innovative thinker.
17. NOMBA EIGHTEEN! MAKE YOOS OF COLLAR-KYODE SYSTAMS.
18. NOMBA NOIYNTEEN! PUT ALL OF YOUR DADLOYNE DATES IN A CALENDAR.
Note how the same few filled-out planner spreads of Ruby's keep getting shown in all her content, because she clearly never uses this thing and is too lazy to just fill out a few more fake pages.
19. NOMBAH TWANTEE. MAKE SHORE YOO PUT REMINDERS ON THE DAY YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THEM!
Again, Ruby is revolutionising the way we all think about calendars!
I never would've thought to put reminders on the date they were relevant. No wonder I've missed so many opticians appointments! Instead of writing my appointment reminders on the date of the upcoming appointment, I'd been just writing down a random date on a piece of paper, putting it in an envelope, walking six miles and then nailing it to a tree. At least I
think it was a tree - it's hard to see after a lifetime of missed eye tests. But oh, how my life will change now that Ruby has opened my eyes - figuratively and literally!
20. NOMBAH TWANTEE-WAN: SCAN AWWL OF THE KEY PAGES FROM YOUR TAXTBOCKS!
Copyrights be damned, copy the fuck out of absyolyoootly AVVERYTHING.
(This is presumably in addition to photocopying it all physically, too.)
21. NOMBAH TWANTEE-TYOO: COMPILE A LIST OF ALL THE QUASSCHUNS YOO GOT WRONG.
Whenever you get a question wrong, IMMEDIATELY type it out into a document that you have a list of all your shocking failures "so that you can easily come back and re-do them".
Ummmm...that's not how tests work, Ruby. You don't get a do-over after getting graded to gloss over your mistakes. Note that Ruby doesn't recommend learning from your mistakes in any way - just make a list, look up the answers and "redo" them somehow. Also, Ruby has never learned from a single mistake in her entire life.
22. NOMBAH TWANTEE-THRYEE: POT AWLL OF YORE READINGS INTYOOO NYOTION ON ONE PAGE!
Another Notion-centric entry, another entry in which Ruby neglects to mention her regular Notion sponsorships.
Ruby posted this only five days ago. How fun.
23. NOMBAH TWANTEE-FWORE: MAKE SHORE YOO HAVE A FOLDER FOR EACH SOBJACKT ON EVERY DEVICE YOU MOIGHT USE.
Yeahh, I tried to rewatch this like four times and what she was trying to recommend wasn't any clearer.
"Syooo, foreggzampl, if yoooo take nyotes on yore compyoootah ore yore OiyPad, just HAVE A FOLDER SAT OP. It DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GONNA USE IT AWHL THAT MOCH, boht it's battar than jost saving it jannerally."
So, is she saying make individual folders for each subject on every device you use? Or just one free-for-all folder of collected nonsense per device?
Also, every time Ruby shows her desktop, it looks like this. She claims that digital decluttering is a daily task for her, because she evidently can't summon the brainpower to save things in an organised place to begin with, if that's what she wants. So it's clear this step isn't something she does herself. Don't believe her lies.
24. NOMBAH TWANTEE-FOIVE: DIGITIZE ALL OF YOUR NYOTES
More redundant clutter that Ruby refuses to ditch and recycle.
25. NOMBAH TWANTEE-SIX: KEEP SPAHH PANS EVERYWHAAR.
In your bag, in your locker, in the toilet tank of your favourite bathroom, stashed in crawlspaces and air vents. You should always have at least three "SPAAHH PANS" available to you. I guess so that you can fry pancakes in class?
26. NOMBAH TWANTEE-SAVVEN: ALWAYS KEEP A SMWALL NYOTEBOCK WITH YOO.
Keep a small notebook with you in case you "GAT AN OIYDEER FOR AN ASSAY".
PLONKY PODDODODOTREE doesn't sell these, because Ruby's management team who run her company chose the shittiest suppliers with the smallest variety of products.
27. NOMBAH TWANTEE-YATE: USE STICKY NYOTES
"After you're done filing away all your notes" the teacher or "LACKchurrer" might Columbo you with "just one more thing". But you've already filed away
Blakeney's your notes in your portable filing cabinet which you keep in your steamer trunk, and all of your pansills are stashed in various places across a nine mile radius. WHATAVVER WILL YOO DYO?!
The solution is simple: Keep a small pad of sticky notes and a tiny pencil stashed under your boater, then if your teacher drops some last-second wisdom, you'll always be ready to catch it and claim it as your own.
28. NOMBAH TWANTEE-NYOIYNE: MAKE MWOAR NYOTION PAGES!
Number of statements declaring Ruby's ties to Notion and her previous sponsorships: Still zero. But she WAHLWLWHAYS declares them and gats VARRY VARRY SAD whan people accuse her of lying!
29. NOMBA THARRTY: DOWNLOAD AND PRINT OFF ALL THE GCSE SPECIFICATIONS, BECAUSE YOU ARE 16 OR UNDER, JOHST LOIKE RUBY.
It's important that you make even more digital and physical clutter for yourself, just in case you study "bon dangles" at school and don't know what they are.
30. NOMBA THARTY-WAN: SAT INTARRNUL DADLOYNES TO HOLD YORESALF ACCOUNTABLE.
Deadlines aren't good enough! You need
double deadlines!
P.S. Ruby never did this and was constantly struggling to get things finished on-time for the actual deadlines.
31. NOMBAH THARRRTY-TYOO: MAKE YOOS OF COLLAR-KYODE SYSTAMS
This time, Ruby recommends using washi tape to colour-code all your books, notes and worldly possessions.
32. NOMBAH THARRTY-THREE: BEFWORE EACH CLASS, MAKE HALF A PAGE OF NOTES ON THINGS YOU WANT TO BRING UP.
Ruby seems to be confused about who was teaching the class at her school. It certainly wasn't her.
Nobody should be doing this.
Ruby recycles that footage of herself at Sixth Form for the 68 billionth time.
Ruby plugs Notion again, but again does not declare her ties to the company.
33. NOMBAH THARRTY-FWORE: SAT ASOYDE A PAGE FOR QWASSCHUNS FORE YORE TEACHER.
Presumably, Ruby's questions were:
"Can I have an A*?"
and
"WHY NOT?! MY MUMMY SAYS I'M THE CLAVVERAST GARL AVVAR! I WANT MOIY A*!"
34. NOMBA THARRTY-FOIVE: MAKE MWOAR NYOTION PAGES!
Another undeclared Notion ad.
35. NOMBAR THARRRTY-SIX: ORGANISE AND HAVE A SPACE FOR AVVERYTHING IN YORE DASK, BECAUSE YOU ARE A 11 YEAR OLD PRIMARY SCHOOL STUDENT LIVING 50+ YEARS AGO.
Presented without comment.
36. NOMBAR THARRTY-SAVVEN: CLEAR AND TOIDY YORE DASK AVVERY NOIGHT.
Ruby once again breaks out the "I CAN'T CONCENTRATE IF THARR IS CLOTTAH IN MOIY RYOOM!" lies, even though her room is constantly covered in mess, filth and grime.
37. NOMBAR THARRTY-YATE: THINK AHAD WHAN PACKING YORE BAG.
Ruby didn't think ahead, or at all, when making this video.
After claiming she keeps a building-sized compendium of a lifetime's-worth of crap in a giant folder to carry everywhere, she shows herself not packing this.
This is all the shit she claims to put in her bag. Nahh.
38. NOMBAH THARRTY-NOIYNE: PLAAHN YOUR TAHHHSKS THE NOIGHT BEFWORE.
39. NOMBAH FWORETEE: MAKE YOOS OF THE DIFFERANT MYODES ON YORE PHYONE.
You can set different presets, like "stoddy" or "parrsnull", or "halth" or "laszhhar".
40. NOMBAH FWORETEE-WAN: CREATE A RE-SAT RYOOTEEN.
Ruby has just spent the entire video claiming she does all these things daily or more, so I'm not sure why this is on here...
41. NOMBAH FWORETEE-TYOO: UPDATE YOUR QUIZLETTS AFTER AVVERY CLAAHS.
I have no clue what she's babbling about, but Ruby claims she did this after every class and the "had this WONNDERFOLL COLLACKSHUN OF WAHRDS". None of those words actually
existed, but still.
42. NOMBAH FWORETEE-THREE: WROYTE A LIST OF BOCKS THAT YOU WANT TO READ FOR PARRSONULL PLASSHURE.
This isn't a school-related thing and Ruby never reads, so...
She clearly just wanted another excuse to show off her planner.
43. NOMBAH FWORETEE-FWORE: MAKE A MONTHLY GOALS LIST
If you're like Ruby, all goals and accomplishments will be either completely fictional or so mundane that they weren't worth adding, with almost no middle ground.
44. NOMBAH FWORETEE-FOIVE: MAKE A NYOTE OF KEY FEEDBACK FROM TASSTS AND HYOMEWAHHRK AS SYOON AS YOO HAVE RECEIVED IT.
This way, you'll know who to get your mummy to write an angry note to and what she needs to disagree with.
45. NOMBAH FWORETEE-SIX: SAT ASOIDE THARRTY MINUTES FWOR AWL OF YORE TYOO-MINUTE TAHHHSKS.
Ruby claims she got this tip from another YouTuber and has been using this "organisation tip for school" for the past "SAVVEN MONTHS". Ruby left uni three months ago. She left school several years ago.
She also claims that washing the dishes is a two minute task, which confirms that she never does it right, if she ever does it. She reuses that footage of one of the three times she pretended to wash the dishes, and it shows her giving the mouth of her water bottle a quick swab with a sponge and calling it a day. Going to the post box is apparently a two minute task, so Ruby has a public postbox in her bedroom, I guess?
Ruby says that you simply cannot get tasks like these done as soon as you notice them or think of them, because that will "serve as a DESTRUCTION". What a WONNDERFOLL COLLACKSHUN OF WAHRDS.
46. NOMBAH FWORETEE-SAVVEN: LAY OUT AVVERYTHING YOU WILL NEED ON YOUR DASK WHAN SITTING DOWN TYOO STODDY.
Dead insects were apparently vital to Ruby's studies, as those were constantly laid on on her desk.
47. NOMBAH FWORETEE-YATE - BREAK DOWN LARGER TAAAHSKS INTO SMALLER TAAHSKS.
Say, for instance, you have a long book. Don't read all of it. Read the first 5 pages. Then consider it complete!
48. NOMBAH FWORETEE-NOINE - IF YOU AWLWHAYS FORGAT YOUR WHARTUHH BOTTUWWW, THAN KEEP A COLLAPSABLE WHARHTUGH BYOTTUWWH IN YORE BAG!
Ruby predictably goes off on her usual "Hydration is VARRY IMPWORETANT, PARHAPPS the MYOST impworetant thing for ANNY styoodant" ramble, but refuses to recommend that students get a full meal or a nutritious breakfast.
"THIS IS YORE SOIYN TO DRINK A GLAHHSS OF WHARGHTUGH ROIGHT NAOW. BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY ARE DEHYDRATED," Ruby lectures, as she starves herself to death and encourages others to do the same.
49. NOMBAH FIFFTEEE - TROY WAKING UP ARRLIER THAN YOU YOOSHUALLY WOD SO YORE NOT IN A ROSH.
Wake up early so that you can get a jump-start on that busy day of no work, no responsibility, no plans, and having childish tea parties in bed.
50. NOMBAH FIFTEE-WAN - HAVE A SEPARATE FOLDER FOR SPAAAH SHEETS.
SHEETS belong in the toilet, Ruby, not in stationery folders. Although, given the quality of her writing, it's easy to see why she struggles to tell the two apart.
51. NOMBAH FIFFTEE-TYOO - KEEP A SMWALL BOX FORE MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS IN YORE RYOOM.
An ideal space for taking a SHEET, if your folders are full.
52. NOMBAH FIHFTEE-THREEE - TRY SATTING DAILY HABITS FORE YORESALF
Once more, Ruby doesn't understand what a habit is.
"Dyon't gyo overbwoard - fwore or foive is a gud nombah." What a fucking moron.
Reminder: Ruby did not get the highest grades possible at A Level. She was rejected from her first choice of university. She only made it through university by heavily relying on the work of her roommate. This entire list of stupidity didn't help her, they won't help anyone else. She is not someone to emulate.
Oh wait she probably thinks Rose pounds the window with the excitement of the academic point of view Jack has just described to her on the presentation of childhood in Alice in Wonderland of course, it’s nothing else at all 
