buflesse
Chatty Member
Your username suggests that you are coming here because you have a specific vendetta against Emma Watson, which is....weird
gossip_guy
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Ruby might be laying low on the video front, but she's offering up more terrible/dubious book reviews on Goodreads!
It's one star for Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War'. Ruby doesn't believe there's any value in this book that she likely didn't read, even though it's still used for strategy and motivation from corporate boardrooms to sports teams.
Ruby couldn't find a way to apply the timeless, multi-purpose motivational advice found in this textbook to "modern-day conflict". By "modern-day conflict", I presume she means gettingdeservedly criticised by swindled customers and those she's incessantly subjecting to lies and toxic content bullied online.
Since Ruby is incapable of understanding anything more obtuse and metaphorical than a Buzzfeed listicle, here's a few quotes pulled at random and how she might apply them to her own disaster of a life:
Sun Tzu: “Be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.”
Here, Ruby, is a prime learning experience for you. To break this quote down into terms you'll understand: Say less easily-disproven lies about yourself online and your critics will have less ammunition to use against you.
Sun Tzu: "Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances."
Let's apply this to your endless assembly line of recycled content, Rubes. When you get a million views for releasing a video that's vaguely original for your channel, the lesson to be learned is that people want to see new content - something original and surprising. The wrong tactic is to just make the same Victorian routine video 500 times and expect the same viewer count, then cry on Instagram when you don't get it.
Sun Tzu: "Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley."
Now, apply this to your fans. If you treat them with respect, honesty and kindness and work hard to entertain them, they'll stick with you. But if you subject them to endless triggering content, lie to them about every single thing, swindle them out of the money they spent to support your business and only provide them with the most embarrassingly lazy, amateurish content, they're not going to remain loyal for long, are they?
Sun Tzu: "Rewards for good service should not be deferred a single day."
Give back the charity money, Ruby. Do it now.
Ruby claims to have read this 273 page book in a day. Knowing Ruby, she read a paragraph, got bored and marked it 'read'.
Ruby was disappointed that a text dating back to 5th Century BC wasn't modern and relatable enough for her, but dropped a 5 star rating on outdated instructional text for archaic letter-writing techniques:
This was only 26 pages long, so much more Ruby's speed. No wonder she loved it! If it contained storybook pictures and pop-up sections, this would've been her favourite book of all time.
And she continues skimming books for dissertation quotes. She notices superficial aesthetics above all else, but the letters are sometimes uncomfortable. Uncomfortable how? Ruby gives no examples. That's tough to do when you only flicked through the book without reading it.
It's one star for Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War'. Ruby doesn't believe there's any value in this book that she likely didn't read, even though it's still used for strategy and motivation from corporate boardrooms to sports teams.
Ruby couldn't find a way to apply the timeless, multi-purpose motivational advice found in this textbook to "modern-day conflict". By "modern-day conflict", I presume she means getting
Since Ruby is incapable of understanding anything more obtuse and metaphorical than a Buzzfeed listicle, here's a few quotes pulled at random and how she might apply them to her own disaster of a life:
Sun Tzu: “Be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.”
Here, Ruby, is a prime learning experience for you. To break this quote down into terms you'll understand: Say less easily-disproven lies about yourself online and your critics will have less ammunition to use against you.
Sun Tzu: "Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances."
Let's apply this to your endless assembly line of recycled content, Rubes. When you get a million views for releasing a video that's vaguely original for your channel, the lesson to be learned is that people want to see new content - something original and surprising. The wrong tactic is to just make the same Victorian routine video 500 times and expect the same viewer count, then cry on Instagram when you don't get it.
Sun Tzu: "Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley."
Now, apply this to your fans. If you treat them with respect, honesty and kindness and work hard to entertain them, they'll stick with you. But if you subject them to endless triggering content, lie to them about every single thing, swindle them out of the money they spent to support your business and only provide them with the most embarrassingly lazy, amateurish content, they're not going to remain loyal for long, are they?
Sun Tzu: "Rewards for good service should not be deferred a single day."
Give back the charity money, Ruby. Do it now.
Ruby claims to have read this 273 page book in a day. Knowing Ruby, she read a paragraph, got bored and marked it 'read'.
Ruby was disappointed that a text dating back to 5th Century BC wasn't modern and relatable enough for her, but dropped a 5 star rating on outdated instructional text for archaic letter-writing techniques:
This was only 26 pages long, so much more Ruby's speed. No wonder she loved it! If it contained storybook pictures and pop-up sections, this would've been her favourite book of all time.
And she continues skimming books for dissertation quotes. She notices superficial aesthetics above all else, but the letters are sometimes uncomfortable. Uncomfortable how? Ruby gives no examples. That's tough to do when you only flicked through the book without reading it.
She’s sold out and they won’t be restocked, but you can purchase a new year fly in MarchWhere's the dead fly?!
its_wedday_my_dudes
Member
I don’t agree...
YellowLadybird
Chatty Member
Nah, but they really went in on the Opium and Cocaine
gossip_guy
VIP Member
"you can probably tell that I'm nervous haha"
Ruby slaps that on-screen as she comes out with the same nonsensical brain-addled rambling, alien cadence and weird pauses she does every time she speaks. How is this any different from the usual, Ruby?
"I wahhkred SYO HAHHRD ON...the dissartayshun...AND...I really enjoyed dyooing it AND...I koiynd of took a little bit of a punt in dyooing what I did..."
If by "enjoying doing it", you mean, "looking miserable and defeated at all times", and by "taking a punt with the dissertation", you mean "ignoring all academic instruction and basic common sense to just kitchen sink this motherfucker", then sure. You tossed every bit of unrelated tangential drivel into an essay with no structure and no grounding in the subject at hand.
"I was wroyting about LATTERS, nyot a nyovel...Latters ARE literature. I don't think scholarship rackognoises enoff that LATTERS in thamsalves are pieces of literature."
Ruby is already on a soapbox crusade of denial before she's even opened her grades - it's the scholarship's fault if she gets a bad grade, since those stuffy, narrow-minded academics simply don't recognise her expansive and VARRY CORRACKT view of what constitutes literature. This is the same shit she pulls every time she's disappointed in a result; despite all the time she claims to devote to "REFLACKSHUN", she never admits fault and there's always some excuse.
Ruby handed in a pile of rambling, incoherent nonsense for her dissertation, somehow got a SEVENTY-FUCKING-FOUR for it, and still pulls a "Welp, I have been brutally victimised once more" face. It's no shock that she expected 80-90+ for this shit. She felt entitled to it. She was talking about how her work would impact future scholarship even as she wasted an entire year shoehorning in completely unrelated bullshit. She thought it would be a publishable piece of work just because she went on a time-wasting, inconsequential Dark Academia trip to the archive collection with mummy holding her hand the whole way. So it's no shock that she's not satisfied with a low First. But good lord, the entitlement.
Ruby says she wanted it to be higher because she spent so long on it. This is not how academia works, Ruby. You don't get rewarded for wasting more time than you needed to spend because you didn't plan properly.
Ruby somehow got an 80 for her creative writing. We've seen the quality of her writing. We've seen samples of what she handed in ("WHAT A DEPACLE!"). They at least called her out for that mistake in her feedback. But then Ruby says, "I misspelt "tappackle". I don't know how." She clearly doesn't know how the word is spelt or pronounced. And that wasn't even only the lone, glaring issue in that assignment. The structure was a mess, ping-ponging between rhyming, just repeating the same words in lieu of a rhyme, and then just abandoning rhyming structure altogether. It was inconsistent and lazy.
She mispronounces numerous words in this video alone. "Precentages." "Specicifity." And those glaring language mistakes are consistent, too regular and too numerous to list with her.
She got a 76 for her Dickens module, when this sloppy, barely-thought-out mess was one of the assignments which was worth a substantial percentage of her grade:
Ruby Granger #18 Still no deal with Waterstones but half her food was mailed from home
I don't see her getting a real job after uni, at all. She'll probably turn this channel into a "history" channel and indulge her Victorian cosplays to her heart's content. I bet she has dreams of becoming a Bernadette Banner kind of character, who basically live for the aesthetics. But I...
tattle.life
And yes, she later showed that she really did just weaponize her privilege and get her YouTube fanbase to try help her get a higher grade, even though the assignment should stand on its own merits.
What the Christ is going on with Exeter Uni's grading standards?
Oh, right. Grade inflation.
After a few days to stew in the grades that she was somehow disappointed with despite being rewarded highly for coasting by on the work of others, she comes out with another lip-service disclaimer about the dangers of fixating on grades. It really just feels like excuses for why she wasn't rewarded with a 97+ grade and a building named after her at AXATAR University to acknowledge her genius and hard work.
"Yooooou could hand the same piece of wahhrk to tyoo...LACKTURERS...and...one moight give yoooou TAN MARKS higher than the othha one."
There it is. That's what Ruby's been telling herself to explain why she "only" got a 74 - if only another LACKTURER had graded it, they would've seen her true brilliance. It's also nonsense. There's some amount of subjectivity in grading, sure, but final projects are graded by two different markers who confer on a final grade. She literally reads out the feedback from two different lecturers for one piece of work in this video.
"We need grades so that employers know what level we tend to work at."
How to tell me you've never had a job without telling me you've never had a job.
Ruby contradicts herself right away - "don't worry if you only got a 74, even though I'm devastated, because at the end of the day, a first is still a first if it's a 74 or a 99, but those numbers are needed for employers to know how smart you are." I can't even with this nonsense.
No employers are ever going to ask or want to know what score you got for your uni modules. Next to no employers are going to care what your overall degree grade way, and the overwhelming majority of them won't care if you have a degree at all and will place much more value on your work ethic and experience. If you got a degree of any grade, that's an advantageous extra - an employer will know you can stick something out for 3 years and work to a schedule. But they aren't going to brutally bully you or fire you for getting less than an 80 on your dissertation.
Even as she's trying to downplay the importance of grades, she's massively embellishing their worth in the real world, not helped by her having zero experience in the real world.
Ruby emphasises that the grade is "JOHST A NOMBA!" Which is great and all, but as in all of her lip service disclaimers about the dangers of toxic productivity, romanticising academia, fixating on grades, etc., she always approaches it like she's an innocent victim. "We all do this," she says, as if she's just one of you guys, toiling away in academia as the system pressures her with unfair expectations and propagates an unhealthy mindset towards grades.
It's all bullshit - she's the biggest proponent of that toxic mindset I've ever seen on YouTube or elsewhere. She includes sections in the overpriced, poor quality planners where people can add their dream grades to strife for (and be disappointed when they don't get them). She's visibly disappointed for all to see with every high grade she gets, even knowing she didn't work for it. She coasted on her privileged situation and shortcutted her way through. She skipped the required reading, relied almost entirely on her roommate's work, monopolised her tutors' time and reverse-engineered essays from other people's ideas. That work wasn't hers, and the only thing she has to be proud of is that she gamed the system and never got penalised for it.
She turns everything into a numbers game - "I read 496 books in 2 hours!", "I did all these things in 1 day!" - and every single time, she lies and fabricates daily vlogs which show her accomplishing more in a day than is physically possible, all to breed admiration and jealousy in young fans too naïve and trusting to see through her lies. It cultivates a clear message to her impressionable fans: Work yourself to death trying to accomplish the impossible. Never eat. Grades are everything. High grades are disappointing, you should only be happy with the highest. Academia is the defining point of your life and there is nothing else. If you aren't keeping up with me, you're doing something wrong.
It's absolutely sickening. These sanctimonious lectures she gives will never mean anything until she acknowledges her major part in cultivating that mindset and stops doing it. But she never has and never will.
Ruby puts on her melodramatic acting voice to say that the "really important and valuable thing about ADDYOOKAYSHUN is learning new things and broadening out horizons. Y'know, the things that Ruby worked harder on avoiding than she ever did on any essay. She learned nothing from university. She's coming out of it the same lazy, incompetent, barely-literate, toxic dumbass she went in.
If there's anything to take away from Ruby's experience, it's that. She devoted all her waking hours to busywork and the pretence of studying. She wasted four years of her life pretending to be smart, while copying other people's work. She didn't socialise. She never got to know anyone different from herself. She didn't expand her knowledge. She didn't read. She didn't immerse herself in extracurriculars and broaden her work experience. She didn't learn to be independent. It was four years of wasted time to come out with a degree that she didn't earn, that won't open any new doors for her, and that she's still not happy with. It's not a signifier of her intelligence. It's just an eternal reminder that Blakeney carried her ass.
If you have an expanse of free time, no money worries, an intelligent best friend willing to do all the required reading and critical reading for you and are quite happy wasting years of your life not learning anything for yourself, then you, too, can get an easy First. And I hope it eats away at Ruby that she didn't earn those grades. I hope it really stings that Exeter hands out Firsts to 40% of their students (likely even more this year) and she's no big fish in a small pond. I hope she knows that all the students who got 2:2s and 2:1s likely have much more reason to be proud than she does, because they actually worked for it and likely got a much more well-rounded experience of socialising, actually learning things, becoming more independent and expanding their horizons.
If you worked hard, be proud of the results you got, regardless of the grade. You're a fucking rockstar.
If you scammed the system and shortcutted your way through, congrats on not getting caught, but the only person you cheated was yourself.
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Deeznutslol
VIP Member
Stop pls why is this so funny 
honestuntruth
Member
I don't know how to do a screengrab so apologies but I thought that one of the comments on the latest video really summed Ruby up even though it was likely meant as a compliment--
" I subscribed to this beautiful girl in my 10-11grade in high school before final exams. Now I have just graduated from uni with my bachelors degree with honours, going to get married soon, but she is here, hasn't changed for a day, just like 5 years ago
)) "
" I subscribed to this beautiful girl in my 10-11grade in high school before final exams. Now I have just graduated from uni with my bachelors degree with honours, going to get married soon, but she is here, hasn't changed for a day, just like 5 years ago
)) "rubysdeadfly
Chatty Member
"the morning dew glistened on her finger tips. Like grease" bby girl what kind of imagery is thatView attachment 1391542
Girl what is we doin????
This was a painful read. I don't even know where to begin lmao
gossip_guy
VIP Member
oop and this replythis just HAS to be someone on here lolView attachment 631628
You heard it here first, folks: Language is just a Wild West free-for-all of random pronunciation now. Ruby is liberating us from the shackles of linguistic oppression foisted upon us by those hoity-toity scholars, one gibberish word at a time. Linguists, pack up your things - you're done here. Students, shut off your spell-checkers, burn your dictionaries and slap any old random Scrabble letter bag full of bullshit on your essays - all words are made up anyway, so who are academic professionals to tell you how to use them and what they mean?
I'd give her a pass on some words. Everyone has blind spots where they only see words written down and assume the wrong pronunciation until they hear them from someone else or look up the correct way to say them. But this many, this often? She also misspells half the words she's mispronouncing as well, so it's definitely not that. And I refuse to believe that she would arrive at the pronunciation "murial" from just from seeing the word "mural" written down and not having heard it. That's not an ambiguous or complicated word to say. She's a native English speaker, so she's either stupid, not paying attention when reading words and just filling in the blanks for herself, or she has a language problem.
buflesse
Chatty Member
Hi Roobee!
Mr.Mistoffelees
Chatty Member
Ruby getting into Oxford cured my impostor syndrome, not gonna lie.
If Ruby, who can't string a coherent sentence together to save her life or write an Instagram caption without making a dozen spelling mistakes, is on her way to getting an English-related degree at Oxford, then anything is possible for us!
Dream big, Tattlers!
If Ruby, who can't string a coherent sentence together to save her life or write an Instagram caption without making a dozen spelling mistakes, is on her way to getting an English-related degree at Oxford, then anything is possible for us!
Dream big, Tattlers!
influencersmakemewannadie
Well-known member
Thank goodness Ruby reminded me that I must make a list of my favourite snacks before I go back to uni! How would I ever remember that I like monster munch if I don't have it written down?
heroesfeast
Member
Ruby Granger #29 Is it soon yet?
gossip_guy
VIP Member
And to further highlight how much she cares, this is the kind of face she made while reading a harrowing story about a deaf woman subjected to unimaginably horrific abuse at the hands of the Nazis:
This is the face she makes when she finds out that she got a slightly lower than expected grade for a uni assignment that she deliberately ignored the instructions for and won't count towards her final grade anyway:
This is the face she makes when she forgot to order a book for uni and has to make do with an audiobook version, even though she had the reading list for weeks/months and claims to be so organised that she founded a company selling planners to people to help them be super-organised, too:
If the tiniest, most inconsequential thing goes wrong for her (which is usually her fault), she has an emotional breakdown. But she doesn't give a single fuck about other people unless there's something in it for her, and she's not remotely a good enough actor to convincingly pretend to care.
frog.goes.moo
New member
first time poster but this horror in her garden is going to give me nightmares
