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Rosie34567-2 said:

jfc another butt pic? whyyy

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To show the Bright Tribe what they're kissing.

Random, but

Niomi Smart #46 Suitcase manifestation, cult members infestation, still lost in search of validation

You would think the first thing she would want to do is go home to be with her mother. To appropriately pay her respects to her grandfather. Spend some time with them after 7 weeks away and missing her sister’s birthday and grandad’s funeral. No, she extended her trip and then brought her donkey back to the shed instead.

Niomi Smart #33: Vaccine expired.. almost youtube retired.. we tattlers are just tired

OMG GUYS

I think I might have found who her mystery guy is!! She's just followed a guy (who kind of fits the description of the man she was seen with) and when I went to look at his insta story it was the exact same view from Primrose Hill as the one she posted on her stories..!??



What do you guys think??

In other news, the London chatter is having her 24th (!!!!!!) mini baby shower with another group of 6 friends With London now officially in tier 2. What is wrong with these people?!? Sorry to hijack Niomi’s thread but seriously are these people insane? And why flaunt it?!

15 pages about the death of her ego, each page with a photo of… H E R S E L F ! ! !

This woman will literally get herself re-engaged to a man she essentially admitted was the equivalent of rock bottom in her Hello Magazine article all to avoid therapy and her own company.

Rosie34567-2 said:

Freakin' love this thread. Got me sitting at my desk like:
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You know who else loves this thread? I bet this is dorkwad right now -

I actually gasped out loud when I saw Lordon in that coconut coffee vid. I don't know how but she manages to suck the life out of every guy she's with.



The difference in a year is astounding.

I am forever VOMMING in my mouth after Nimbobs’ new reel.

You also gotta love the lululemon tag, in the hopes that she might get some free shit.

Ahahahaha go off

‘Touched the hearts of many’

Calm down, Princess Di

Would love to make fun of Niomi but I’m a 30 year old woman with a grown up job, literally rescheduling meetings so I can finish reading this thread and updating my own fiancé on Nimbob’s latest one

The word I would use is “resigned” - she has resigned herself to her toothy lot in life. She thinks it’s better than being alone, and that at least his family’s house is fancy (and she’s lost all her friends anyway so might as well cling on to Lordon)

Grandpa Ian looks like he hopes he dies before the wedding

He proposed on their one year anniversary. One year. That's how long she's known this guy. And she's still not over her previous broken engagement.

Honestly. What a shit show!

idk why but this might be the funniest niomi photo i've ever seen lol the forced smile reminded me of the burning house "this is fine" meme

Callan said:

He had to google the answer... this guy legit cannot say anything specific on his own, or define or explain a single thing using what's in his head.

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Looks like Lordon and Forky share the same brain cell.

Rather than having written the “enough is enough” post she should have made a post addressing her change in content. Imagine if she just said something in the lines of:
“my content is changing, I’m no longer exclusively plant based, I am no longer as engaged in sustainability issues. I have no intent on going back to those topics, instead I plan to continue to share my lifestyle content as I live and travel between Bali and London. This may be different to what some people came to this channel for, and I understand if my content no longer resonates and you choose to follow different accounts that fit you better”.

just OWN it, don’t blame others for asking questions about this sudden change

Sorry I’m just catching up… ceremonial cacao?? Have a hot chocolate and piss off