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Ruokannie said:

Ah lads

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Can confirm that during my 3 labours that not once did I fly to the stars and collect souls

Gizmo123! said:

Can I ask a serious question please ladies without any intent of being heartless or crass and just state that I am obviously upset and disturbed hy the events in Tullamore….
Why are people knocking other instas for doing spon con/ad’s? I understand timing and sentiment but I’m genuinely curious as this is a job to some of these wagons (and I am absolutely not a “Hun”, look at my previous comments) if I work in an office I would have to go to work so is this not the same as such?

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I think it’s more the likes of Aoibhe Devlin. One minutes she’s in mourning next snap she’s posing in the pool with a cocktail. It’s the performative virtue signalling from them

God, If I kept posting pics of myself during a 12 week window when I migrated to another city and was thinner and apparently in a toxic relationship as if it was the time of my life and my poor husband sitting on the sofa next to me I would expect he would feel pretty gutted.

Also, if she can manage to keep her doobs and hunters in pristine sparkling order tucked away in her country mansion with the boot room then why not her cheap financed merc?

The 2 of them are a perfect pair. All superficial bullshit, a wannabe interior decorator who specialises in arranging ornaments from fast fashion retailers while doing a non certified course so she could play schools with her stationary and the Ross O’Carroll Kelly wannabe managing her as his major client who is also his gf.

The sad thing is she will get interior decorating jobs because of her profile. Taking work from people who have degrees and experience in the field. Absolute faker.

Manifesting makes me want to tear all my hair out & set myself on fire. It is the most toxic turn of phrase since women supporting women

I just find her so hard to like, she tries so hard to seem better than everyone, “the local Chinese have us a bottle of wine to thank us for supporting them but we rarely get a Chinese” like can she actually hear herself

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Mannequin filter face, pretends she's mixed race, Pregnancy bore, symptoms galore

Dairymassey said:

It was a fairly big plum at 12 weeks too , but sure what would you expect.. Joanne grows massive veg in her plot anyway , she's an expert

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This is the prenatal vitamin she's been taking

Id say Madam is too busy on Grindr to care what his housemate is up to

HiddenValley said:

And let's be honest. They whole place is going to be a shade of white!

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Breast milk white.

missiemoomoo said:

How far gone is she?

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Like, gone into delusion? Oh, very far gone

Who buys a wooly hat as an investment piece, art- sure, designer hand bags- fine, but a wooly hat....come on!

Those fake question and answer boxes are so embarrassing.

Surprised she didn't take that seal to get it made into a handbag.

She’d take a collab with Ted Bundy if he offered it. She’ll flog anything to keep the pretence up

Oh dear Lord.
Does one not realise during pregnancy you are merely a host, a host body to a growing baby getting to 40 weeks isn't something to rub in anyone's nose or face. Mother nature, science and medicine will determine when a baby born.
Full term is 38 weeks.
Does she think the women who birthed earlier had a choice in the matter?? Were too chicken to go to 40 weeks. How brave of her!
Like highly insensitive to those who had no choice in a still birth or miscarriage. Was it something I personally did to have 3 miscarriages mustn't of wanted them enough to loose at 14, 9 and 16 weeks. There is absolutely no crystal ball for pregnancy, birth and beyond. You can plan your hypno birth to a tee but no crystal ball.

Her bump at 13 weeks is my bump at 33 weeks. I won't see past 36- 38 weeks for MEDICAL REASONS ain't nothing wrong with it. Had my first at 39 and second at 38.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd back to Joanne..... Plenty of pregnancy and c section threads on everymum.com

Considering she had no part to play in the renovation of the house, in picking out the the kitchen, the main furnishings, the floors, windows, doors, painting, literally nothing that can't be packed away into a box, I think it's outrageous she even has a home account. Open to correction here, but filling your house with knick knacks from Zara and H&M home does not make you an interior designer. It's a thinly veiled attempt at duping businesses and getting things for free. The bile coloured sofa, the garden furniture, the fire pit, the hinting at wanting a hot-tub. She's absolutely shameless. I've just bought an old cottage on a farm out the country that needs extensive work which myself and my partner will be doing mostly ourselves. I'm happy to pour every penny I have into it but it's infuriating seeing her mascarading as having restored the place from the ground up in order to rinse local businesses. She's a greedy entitled arsehole. I'm done now

I don’t think it matters how rich or otherwise you are, it’s ridiculous in your 30’s no less to be like oh look what my BOYFRIEND bought me .... I don’t even tell my friends or sisters what my HUSBAND gets me for Xmas, and would only share if someone commented on something like a necklace and asked where i got it. And you might mention he bought me this from a place I liked when we were in x city, not as usual jojo have to embellish it with oh a place WE ‘discovered’....coz she’s so exclusive.

As most people know though, if you have to constantly tell people about your relationship and all the presents he gets you and how happy you are and how amazing your life is....chances are it’s yourself you’re trying to convince.

I bet a fiver the first pic will be baby’s finger, linked with with storms paw and mummy and daddy’s hand. #anthenwewerefour

MeltsMeltsEverywhere said:

Ashley Graham and JoJo only apply tan to half their boobs, cause Yano, BREASTFEEDING!
But JoJo came up with the concept first!

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You must be mistaken, Joanne doesn't wear fake tan because she's mixed race naturally sallow

I love how she didn’t want to announce her departure because she’d look like a knob. Joanne you look like a knob all day every day. You get up in the morning and breathe and look a knob