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Adam in crisis management talks with his team now.....that team being Storm and Joey! Storm no doubt taking the minutes!

Am I missing something here?

She orders "eco friendly" brown wrapping paper for her "eco friendly" gift wrapping theme, but had them delivered from mainland Europe..?

She is absolutely deranged.

Creeper91 said:

Who’s that beside Storm?!

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Adam in a shein wig

"We lived in an apartment when we had Storm"

Has she ever shared her birth plan from when she "had Storm"?
Fucking lunatic!
Edited to add, they're letting the dog sleep in the baby's room to "get her used to the smell of the child's stuff". I'm sorry but is that not beyond stupid considering the baby hasn't even arrived yet, so none of the stuff smells like the baby?! And presumably everything will need to be washed before use, particularly seeing as it's all been gathering dust for months, not to mention dog slobber and hair now?!

I think it’s fair to say we all know a dog shouldn’t be allowed near a newborn baby at this stage… is it time to move on yet 🥱

I often do a spree of bot reporting on her page when on the toilet! seems fitting.

Possible thread title? 'Run River run, your Ma's mad + Dad's got a manbun'

lalakala said:

are we not due for a nauseating stop-go film of her microwave dinner followed by a {fresh flowers} post then a *groundbreaking* sea video and finally - a close up of the dogs wet nose while sleeping
anything I missed?

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"My love" having a swim or a kayak session while she waits with his clothes like his Mammy

What Joanne has failed to realize is that social media is now a place where people find others they can RELATE to. It’s not the “aspirational” lifestyle anyone gives a crap about anymore. She may have thought she was *it* in her gym bunny days or her Big city London days or her Influencer eventor even now in her West Cork Wonders life- the truth is no one cares. No one finds her Acne scarves desirable. No one can relate to two parents living at home one spoon feeding the other all day in a beige sepia-toned rental with breast statues and fake designer handbags and sunglasses.
It’s not aspirational. It’s insufferable. It’s cocky. It’s distasteful. She’s the opposite of humble. And from the looks of it she spends more hands on time with her phone than her newborn, who she’s using to sell clicks for 500 euro baby accessories.

Lana.lee said:

Predictably, it will all be so dragged out - a picture of the feet, a picture of all their hands, a picture of her holding the baby and we can only see that back of the head...

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Don't forget a b&w video of oul Topknot holding the baby on the beach, Storm haring around their feet and the panpipe version of Nearer my God to Thee as backing music

Blue1989 said:

She actually made herself some food? I'm genuinely shocked as they seem to eat out all day every day. No mention of Vegan this or that lately. Infact she's posted fish, cheese etc quite a lot. Another flash in the pan personality for ole Jojo.

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Oh, you mustn't know, she's quite reserved about it, but Joanne was actually pregnant, and a bit like Mary, she was about to deliver something special Earth Side, when she birthed River, not under the moon with Storm chewing through the umbilical cord unfortunately, but a trauma birth with a scalpel, anyway,she then lifted this gift to her magical tit and produced milk, it's a thing called breast feeding. That's how amazing Jojo is. She can actually feed a babe from her own breasts. Mind blowing, I know.
So she had to temporarily halt her vegan personality just to ensure Riv gets all the fish oils you know. This is just one example of how authentic and selfless Jojo actually is.
Each and every morning before the sun rises and hits the enchanting corners of Broadmeadow cottage Jojo rises from her rehab beige sad room, puts Riv on her right tit, Adam on her left, and both boys suckle happily untill it's time to wander over to the donkey enclosure and start their whimsically precious day.

Blond3g1rl said:

Nope. These look like the boots of a city dweller who likes to dress ‘country chic’ and their boots never sees bit of mud.
My boots are covered in mud, horse shit, hay and straw

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Tell me your boots don't fit, without telling me your boots don't fit

Ah it’s great she’s engaged and all that but Jesus let’s just highlight the actual insanity / lunacy of her photoshopping : it’s gotten really out of hand

Corkgal1997 said:

I have to say that while I think she is insufferable, I dont think she should feel the need to hold back her excitement before her 20 week scan. Even if things don't go the way she hoped, at least she will have celebrated and enjoyed her baby regardless. The baby doesn't become any less important if there is something wrong at the 20 weeks scan.

Maybe I am misunderstanding, but I suppose its even that whole dont tell anyone until ur past 12 weeks. I often wonder what is the reason, is there stil stigma and shame associated with miscarriage or not having a perfect pregnancy?

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Just to give the perspective on this (and not at all in a confrontational way) as a person who unfortunately experienced a missed miscarriage. I have been really open with people with the miscarriage and actively try not to feed into any stigma and definitely feel like it’s not talked about because people just don’t know what to say if you’ve lost a pregnancy. I guess for me I would have found it very difficult to cope if I had gone ahead and bought things for baby before I found out. As utterly heartbreaking as I found the experience it would have (for me, not speaking on behalf of everyone) been more difficult to have had to come home from surgery for the MC to baby clothes ready or toys etc. So I guess it’s a protective thing. I had a family member who experienced MC and still birth and she always advised us female family members not to buy anything too soon and in the end I’m glad I took her advice but it’s very personal. In relation to telling people again in our experience we hadn’t told many people we were expecting because I was conscious of having to tell lots of people if something went wrong and would that make things worse. In the end we told all our friends about the MC even though they didn’t know I was pregnant to begin with and we got great support. In terms of the 20wk scan there can be (not always) a period of coming to terms with an unexpected diagnosis that for some women is like a grief for the child you thought/imagined you might have which again might be more difficult to come to terms with if you are surrounded with baby things but obviously not the case for everyone and I definitely would feel that having a child with a disability should be celebrated in the same way as a typically developing child&I say this as a person with family experience of this too
This is no way meant to be an argumentative post I just thought I’d give the perspective of someone who has been through a loss and why maybe there’s a reluctance to celebrate too early which I feel is probably more of a self preservation thing than a stigma but again it’s very personal x

She had a 'congratulations on your engagement' balloon on her stories yesterday. Who would have sent her that on Stephen's day? Most places weren't open. So I reckon she got engaged a while ago but has posted it Christmas day for maximum exposure but of course it hasn't worked as she's so unlikeable.

Sorry I can’t do this everyday for 6 more months

see ye in Dec

Lads it just keeps getting better

Just came to say I watched her stories from yesterday and spat out my fucking tea to think she went out in public where real people with eyes would see her with a long coat sunglasses and a jumper around her neck !!!! She’s GAS and doesn’t even mean to be !? Is it all a rouse ?? Does she REALLY dress like that to go to the ‘market’ or do her and Adam drive around take pics like 2 dildos and then go home and wear Normal stuff ? Can’t figure it out ! Like the world and it’s mother is in leggings and maybe to fancy it up they’ll splash on some mascara and this flute is modelling all this brown shite like the Zara catalogue had a baby wit H&M

Thank God Weirs aren’t asking her to pick a winner of their Pieta competition. It would be Storm the Husky from west cork

Blue1989 said:

Imagine having so much time on your hands that labelling obvious stuff feels necessary

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Reminds me when I was doing the inter and leaving certs ( I'm old haha).... I'd spend all my time doing up fancy, highlighted study timetables to avoid ACTUALLY studying!