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Joanne Larby #9 Chin hidden behind turtlenecks, still pining for her ex

Lol. She'd be furious at that

She's a clown. Went on a staycation in the same county she lives in, brought half the house with her because Riv absolutely needed his bath and his inflatable Tummy time mat along with thousands of euros worth of handbags just so she could sit in the dark in a hotel room at 7pm and take photos of her handbag in the toilet?

Joanne is a narcissist. Never takes responsibility for anything , blames everyone else when she gets called out and cuts people out of her life with little to no explanation when they have done nothing wrong apart from possibly see through the facade.

You're so right, Paul should have sued her for defamation or at least put a gagging order on her. She went out of her way to smear and tarnish his name all because he dared to break up with her.

She has zero personality of her own and just mirrors others personality traits...case in point, body building, vegan, raves, countryside , no of those were things she actually liked or were it was just to fit in with whoever was in her life at the time.

Also regarding the 'solicitors' e-mail ...when do solicitors send e mails on behalf of their clients. I would have assumed that any correspondence sent on behalf of a client would need to be sent by registered post?

Joanne will do what she always does and ignore, delete and block

Ok I think some people need to calm a little. Yes impersonating a solicitor is mental but the serious punishments above are for people who do a bit more than send a woefully amateur attempt at a solicitors letter.

Storm was raised in a high rise apartment, that’s the best laugh I’ve had in ages !

The labels on the see through pencil cases .... If ever there was an example that the woman has too much time on her hands

Anyone seen managingdigitalmarketing and the report they did on Joanne? 34% authentic audience apparently, and 1% engagement. The lowest they've seen to date.

Missing: Set of curtains from caravan in Wexford.

*UPDATE - Found in West Cork worn as a moo moo on some mad blow-in.

Remember when she used to do fun things like photoshop herself to the size of the spire?

I hate competitions that require you to to do 20 steps to enter just leave it at tag and like, this shit of follow , share on stories , run up your back garden 5 times , and touch your toes is too much for a bag of pixie toner

Can we all just take a moment to admire Joey's gorge new hat in my avatar? It's not Kelly Green, it's actually dusty sage and it's perfect for Hot Girl St Patrick's Day

IndividualIf20 said:

She'd honestly give you a nose bleed "slept from 7:30pm.til 7am except for waking for a feed at 4am" so he didn't sleep til 7am then did he you absolute dose

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Sure I've slept for nearly the last 37 years, waking up just in the daytime.
She's some gobshite.

"Browsing aesthetic but eco-friendly cleaning products".
As you do.
Pretentious gobshite.

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Interior Designer.. the notions are real.
Hundreds of pencils, she's such a big deal

Serious second hand embarrassment for her. Sinead Heg was listing her favourite podcasts and said "Vogue Williams" and "Joanne larby" for the lols. A blind man would clearly see this was a mistaken tag and she means Joanna McNally. JoJo only goes and feckin reposts it. Mortifying

Eile said:

They are so specific too, like "I would love to hear you talk with a parent of an autistic child". And she can immediately respond with "conveniently, here is a whole podcast with a parent of an autistic child". You would think she would have the sense to be vague and use a question from a "follower" about a child with special needs, or her experience as a montessori teacher with kids with additional needs or something. The questions are so very obviously from her to promote stuff!

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I hated how she uses the term “autistic child” it’s just labelling the child and defining them with their disability. Acts like a know it all but if she was really educated in childcare she should say a “child with autism”. Sorry just a pet hate of mine

dee_mc said:

I'm sorry to be crude now ladies (and Indian men I guess, as they make up such a significant number of Joanne's following) but did anyone else raise an eyebrow when she mentioned how comfortable that saucy little red satin yoke was to sleep in? I mean it's a playsuit situation. It's about the most inconvenient garment you could wear "for sex", barring an actual chastity belt. So who in their right mind is going to put it back on after doing the deed?!
Here are my two theories: 1. She didn't wear it. She literally bought it, staged a photo (thankfully not wearing it), popped the tags back on and sent it back this morning
2. The same as 1. But also they're not having sex. Not together anyway.

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I can just imagine her wrestling to put it on, walking out to show Madam, him saying, what are you doing you're going to catch a cold, her saying, I just need you to take a photo of me in this for Instagram so people think we're a proper couple, him saying, OK make it quick I'm trying to rewatch Bridgerton. The photo is horrendous, she spends all night trying to photoshop it. Adam refuses to take anymore pictures. It's so bad she puts the pyjamas on and says, Adam take a photo of me on the fluffy chair, he says, go to your bed I'll do it tomorrow. She says, but then I'll have to upload it on Monday, he says he doesn't give a shit.

LADS I had a potential COVID exposure at work today and had to come home so I was quite bored. For anyone curious how much Joey has spent on designer purchases (that she has shared on her page) I did a tally, in USD, using the designer websites for reference. Clearly we don't know if any of these are fake or not, but she tags the brand. I didn't even count any fast fashion brands, travel, gym gear, lingerie, etc... and the grand total on designer spending from 2013-2021 is below in a screenshot from the bottom of the spreadsheet. Thank god I didn't try to do the math myself, it would have taken ages. Can you fathom this amount of money??? You could buy a HOME. It's worse than Carrie Bradshaw. No wonder she had to sell her things on Depop.

(link attached for your perusal. And no, this is not my personal google account).

She’ll have the “king size” sheets up on depop some day but when you buy them you realise they’re a single

Inspector Gadget said:

You'd swear it was a Ben Dunne gym she was opening up in her back garden. It's a little fartbox of a thing.

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This is just what you see tho. You must not have milk coursing through your breasts.
Jojo sees, a hidden oasis of calm just a short dreamy stroll from the main house, down an intricately paved walkway turning left at the delightful sight of the rescued Donkeys and their grateful stare, through the original door dating back to before Christ, designed by a castrated Monk, on into the private home gym where she manifests her London gym bunny fake pics body, hops up onto her 2nd hand Argos exercise bike and peddles furiously whilst knowing Madam is inside the main building also looking at her photos of London gym bunny fake pics body and wishing she looked even a mild resemblance to the filtered to fuck pics of who she pretends to be. While he has a delicious and furious wank.