A huge congratulations to @Justdee for our new thread title! 
It's been an absolute borefest tbh with the 'Father of the Year' still claiming that he's a doting family man who is a real 'home bird', although at any opportunity, he buggers off faster than a missile into the sunset.
He's still playing Pervy Bob in the lowly-acclaimed, GCSE dramatisation of Rita, Sue and Bob Too, where the set looks so basic it looks like it will fall apart any second, the cast are well past their sell-by-date and the reviews have been abysmal.
One honest review from a Tattler who actually sat through it and is still alive to tell the tale.
Flapz is now going at it full force with the #aff links that absolutely nobody wants and has started to get very aggy and defensive on Instagram about Freddie.
We have seen more of their kids than our own and it's getting to the point that the pushed "happy family narrative" is as see-through as cling-film. All bullshit and it shows.
They finally got a Temu version of a media wall which was not centred, looked like it had fallen off the back of Delboy's three-wheeled van and looked like a huge beige cornflakes packet. Yet another duck up to add to their very long list.
The Untapped Podcast is swirling faster down the plughole than bath water, his dress sense and desperation is at it's ultimate height and Spud is now 'modelling' for Farmer's Weekly!
Spud has reached the merry age of 4yrs old today but still can't communicate properly, still has a baby bottle and is still in nappies. Failed at every point by his crap, selfish twats of 'parents'.
Words honestly fail.
Keep on grinding Fakeys.
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It's been an absolute borefest tbh with the 'Father of the Year' still claiming that he's a doting family man who is a real 'home bird', although at any opportunity, he buggers off faster than a missile into the sunset.
He's still playing Pervy Bob in the lowly-acclaimed, GCSE dramatisation of Rita, Sue and Bob Too, where the set looks so basic it looks like it will fall apart any second, the cast are well past their sell-by-date and the reviews have been abysmal.
One honest review from a Tattler who actually sat through it and is still alive to tell the tale.
Flapz is now going at it full force with the #aff links that absolutely nobody wants and has started to get very aggy and defensive on Instagram about Freddie.
We have seen more of their kids than our own and it's getting to the point that the pushed "happy family narrative" is as see-through as cling-film. All bullshit and it shows.
They finally got a Temu version of a media wall which was not centred, looked like it had fallen off the back of Delboy's three-wheeled van and looked like a huge beige cornflakes packet. Yet another duck up to add to their very long list.
The Untapped Podcast is swirling faster down the plughole than bath water, his dress sense and desperation is at it's ultimate height and Spud is now 'modelling' for Farmer's Weekly!
Spud has reached the merry age of 4yrs old today but still can't communicate properly, still has a baby bottle and is still in nappies. Failed at every point by his crap, selfish twats of 'parents'.
Words honestly fail.
Keep on grinding Fakeys.

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Jake Quickenden #121 "Gnnghh", Quickenden adds, flexing his muscles!
A huge congratulations to our @bluecups for the new thread title - taken from a review of the 'Tapped in the Head' (Untapped) podcast with 'Spenny' Matthews. Fakey has already given it the kiss of death as it is, quite frankly, tit! 😂 What in the name of Grindr is going on here...
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