Jake Quickenden #115 Fakey the rancid bloodsucker of both death and charities

[Turmeric123]

Title by @ShowMeThe Money nominated by Bluecaps

Shoutout to @Justdee for this very apt suggestion
And the grief drones on,and on. As sophs pregnancy enters month 2076

RECAP - I probably should put this behind a spoiler in case people don't know- Flaps is Pregnant
Fakey is still unemployed and desperate for attention/engagement
He is taking part in a 2 week Kayak race next year leaving flaps with the kids as per usual
His anxiety/grief posts are coming when predicted
Still doesn't have any decent clothes or a suit that fits him
Leo is still his main source for content - poor child still can't string an audible sentence together or see from behind hos Gail Platt hairdo
Flaps is "glowing"
Wardrobe doors still ddon't close, light in kitchen still broken and film crew were in last week to film content before Fakeys visit to Sunday Brunch to talk about himself
He had the audacity to do a grid post about Liam Payne passing away and insinuated it was suicide hours after the news broke - so he's still a grief thief bleep with an Easter Island Head.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Hope it does nothing but piss down on their 350th grifted holiday this year
Wonder if they've managed to fob off Peter Dinkledge onto someone so they can share meals and give themselves skin cancer.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Title by @ShowMeThe Money nominated by Bluecaps

Shoutout to @Justdee for this very apt suggestion
And the grief drones on,and on. As sophs pregnancy enters month 2076

RECAP - I probably should put this behind a spoiler in case people don't know- Flaps is Pregnant
Fakey is still unemployed and desperate for attention/engagement
He is taking part in a 2 week Kayak race next year leaving flaps with the kids as per usual
His anxiety/grief posts are coming when predicted
Still doesn't have any decent clothes or a suit that fits him
Leo is still his main source for content - poor child still can't string an audible sentence together or see from behind hos Gail Platt hairdo
Flaps is "glowing"
Wardrobe doors still ddon't close, light in kitchen still broken and film crew were in last week to film content before Fakeys visit to Sunday Brunch to talk about himself
He had the audacity to do a grid post about Liam Payne passing away and insinuated it was suicide hours after the news broke - so he's still a grief thief bleep with an Easter Island Head.

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Thanks for the new thread and recap @Turmeric123 and congrats to @ShowMeThe Money on their winning thread title
Here we go again then…

 

[Philimena cunk]

I'm currently sat in Norwich bus station, and there's a little old bloke sat opposite me, must be about 80. he's wearing the most beautifully cut three piece navy suit, white shirt, matching paisley tie and pocket square. His shoes look hand made, and so highly polished you can see your face in them.
Then there's worzel last night. So bleeping disrespectful dressed like he's going on an all inclusive stag night wearing his tat in case he vomited all over himself.
No respect for the event, or the people being honoured. Just to get his rat face noticed and on the telly.
Obnoxious bleep.

 

[VC10]

bleeping hell , you bleep. Put those turkey teef back down onto dipped, for fucks sake.......

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Third world problems for Flappy today. She’s stressed cos she’s packing for another holiday It’s not like she’s got to find the time to do it round a job Read the room you stupid cow.

 

[Philimena cunk]

I found his shoes from last night.....

 

[VC10]

A right old pair of untalented, beggy grifting bleeps.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He might be sharing pics of himself from last night but the POB insta haven’t reshared any of his stories and they’ve reshared a lot and I mean a lot, of other peoples. Haven’t seen him on any news websites either. So apart from that toe curling performance shown on
Lorraine, if he didn’t keep posting himself, you wouldn’t even know he’d gone. That’s how relevant he is.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Oh dear, poor old Flaps, stressed packing for her 478th holiday of the year wow what a dick she is
Mr Mcdonald runs his own business and earns alot of money, and we're lucky if we get 2 holidays a year, looks like she's packing for the kids, as you could see their clothes hanging up. Non of Fakey's though, so is he actually going

My daughter is on half term this week @PrincessJeanie and she's got 2 weeks off but we are further north than they are.

Out of all the holidays Flaps has had this year she must have only paid for two, Bahamas, where they did duck all and ate duck all and her flights to see her sister in America. I'm gonna go back and look how many holidays they've been on this year, what a pair of bleeps

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Oh dear, poor old Flaps, stressed packing for her 478th holiday of the year wow what a dick she is
Mr Mcdonald runs his own business and earns alot of money, and we're lucky if we get 2 holidays a year, looks like she's packing for the kids, as you could see their clothes hanging up. Non of Fakey's though, so is he actually going

My daughter is on half term this week @PrincessJeanie and she's got 2 weeks off but we are further north than they are.

Out of all the holidays Flaps has had this year she must have only paid for two, Bahamas, where they did duck all and ate duck all and her flights to see her sister in America. I'm gonna go back and look how many holidays they've been on this year, what a pair of bleeps

Fred’s school are only off next week. She said she’s done the kids packing so they must be going. Holidays so far this year doesn't include nights, weekends away. Plus I’m convinced they’ll be having a baby moon at some stage.

 

[Barbie2020]

Wonder if he will stop wearing the ear rings after what Vogue said on Lorraine

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Fred’s school are only off next week. She said she’s done the kids packing so they must be going. Holidays so far this year doesn't include nights, weekends away. Plus I’m convinced they’ll be having a baby moon at some stage.

Looking back through her grid, including nights and weekends away I count 13 bleeping holidays and Fakey didn't even go on half of them! He can't say he was working either as TFM was over in April Disgraceful, most of them have been grifted stays, I won't go to any of those places as they let these bleeps stay for free Just shocking when she doesn't bleeping work
Three of those trips, Skiing, Abu Dhabi and Italy were kid free too.

 

[JazzFan]

Any bingos for where they are going?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Looking back through her grid, including nights and weekends away I count 13 bleeping holidays and Fakey didn't even go on half of them! He can't say he was working either as TFM was over in April Disgraceful, most of them have been grifted stays, I won't go to any of those places as they let these bleeps stay for free Just shocking when she doesn't bleeping work
Three of those trips, Skiing, Abu Dhabi and Italy were kid free too.

Don’t forget the first Ibiza trip was kids free as well. I genuinely don’t know any mother who leaves their kids for holidays as often as she does. I also don’t know any mother that happily goes away with one of her kids and leaves the other one behind As for the ‘grifted’ trips, like her ads, I still don’t think some of them are genuine. Any of these bleeps I see on these ‘pr’ trips, do a lot more promoting than I’ve ever seen her do. I mean some of the hotels she’s said were gifted, she’s not even shown the room she’s staying in.

 

[Turtledove58]

Christ all bleeping mighty! Leprosy skin

 

[Heneghs]

Christ all bleeping mighty! Leprosy skin

She looks like one of the spitting image puppets

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Don’t forget the first Ibiza trip was kids free as well. I genuinely don’t know any mother who leaves their kids for holidays as often as she does. I also don’t know any mother that happily goes away with one of her kids and leaves the other one behind As for the ‘grifted’ trips, like her ads, I still don’t think some of them are genuine. Any of these bleeps I see on these ‘pr’ trips, do a lot more promoting than I’ve ever seen her do. I mean some of the hotels she’s said were gifted, she’s not even shown the room she’s staying in.

Oh yeah the Ibiza trip with her mate

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Any bingos for where they are going?

The fact she wants people to guess, she obviously thinks it’s somewhere to brag about going to This time of year, its not going to be somewhere like Spain/Portugal/Italy as they like the heat too much. I would have said Dubai but he hates Dubai apparently Maybe they’re taking to the kids to Abu Dhabi as she said she’d take them back there after their freebie. Otherwise Turkey to stock up on ‘designer’ goods Depends if they’ve actually for once picked somewhere more for the kids than for them, which is highly unlikely. We know she’s not bothered about flying long haul when pregnant , so my only guess would be, it will be somewhere that is at least a 4 hour flight away but probably longer.

 

[lenny9]

Wonder if he will stop wearing the ear rings after what Vogue said on Lorraine

what did vogue say ?
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omg
her skin,she had ruined her face and her skin is shocking.