Jake Quickenden #127 Someone needs to get a job instead of running around dressed up as a knob!

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CrazyBaldhead

CrazyBaldhead

Thanks for your votes for my new thread title. 😘

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A heinous crime happened in the last thread. The fake Goochi was stolen! 😂

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He was undoubtly dumped from Spencer Matthews' podcast as he has since unfriended him!

He drove up to Zelda's for money the Leeds Marathon with Spud. By the sounds of it, he never spent any time with them according to Zelda, who dropped him right in it, and the trip was only for money the photo opportunity after the Leeds Marathon with Spud. He then fucked off and stayed overnight in a hotel and was admiring some bloke's calves whilst sounding very drunk and gay.








He then spent a few days at home and is now in Wales busy doing nothing on the river and planning on getting yet another tit tattoo. 🙄

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Get a proper job RatBoy. The pure desperation is utterly embarrassing.

The mid-life crisis is strong!!!!!!

Keep on grinding! 🌈

Also, the Fakeys send @Cleopops all our love and well wishes for her cancer treatment. You've got this Cleo. 💖


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Jake Quickenden #126 Jake NotQuickEnough - Audience Member!

A huge congratulations to our @JazzFan for the new thread title. I have also included in the title the fabulous comment in the Daily Mail about his anger at his running time in the London Marathon. A pure double whammy! 😂 The desperation is strong and getting even more stronger by the...
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Intothedark

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Smash chemo as hard as Fakey smashes his twinks @Cleopops ❤

I’d be utterly raging if I was Flapz that tip boy is off again on another holiday rather than doing any paid work. I wonder if this will be the year she dumps his sorry backside and realises there’s more to life than being the beard of a waste of space.
 
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PrincessJeanie

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Thanks for your votes for my new thread title. 😘

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A heinous crime happened in the last thread. The fake Goochi was stolen! 😂

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He was undoubtly dumped from Spencer Matthews' podcast as he has since unfriended him!

He drove up to Zelda's for money the Leeds Marathon with Spud. By the sounds of it, he never spent any time with them according to Zelda, who dropped him right in it, and the trip was only for money the photo opportunity after the Leeds Marathon with Spud. He then fucked off and stayed overnight in a hotel and was admiring some bloke's calves whilst sounding very drunk and gay.


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He then spent a few days at home and is now in Wales busy doing nothing on the river and planning on getting yet another tit tattoo. 🙄

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Get a proper job RatBoy. The pure desperation is utterly embarrassing.

The mid-life crisis is strong!!!!!!

Keep on grinding! 🌈

Also, the Fakeys send @Cleopops all our love and well wishes for her cancer treatment. You've got this Cleo. 💖


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Jake Quickenden #126 Jake NotQuickEnough - Audience Member!

A huge congratulations to our @JazzFan for the new thread title. I have also included in the title the fabulous comment in the Daily Mail about his anger at his running time in the London Marathon. A pure double whammy! 😂 The desperation is strong and getting even more stronger by the...
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Well done on the thread title win @CrazyBaldhead and thanks for the recap ❤ Pretty sure there will be some holiday content for this thread, as I think they go in the next few days.
What place will they go to and make it look crap like the always do?
 
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PrincessJeanie

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Who’s she trying to kid? Course her skin looks better with the amount of slap she’s got on it. Obviously she’s got a load of skincare products to aff link. She’s so transparent.
As for, do people want a list of the make up she has used? Course they don’t, but again she’ll say they do, so she can do even more aff links.
I still can’t believe she’s only 32 🤯
 

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CrazyBaldhead

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More clothes shopping! Seriously got a major addiction there when you see the amount of clothes hanging up for Vinted.

Nobody wants to see your skincare or new make-up. Your roots need touching up Flapz, pure grey coming through there love!

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CrazyBaldhead

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Poor tree. Hope it wasn't traumatised. Did he just disguise a fart at the end? 🤢

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plonkington

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You know what the more I watch the more I’m starting to think that wiggy and flappy are ‘split’ and they’re just co-habating because they’re both equally as poor as the other to do anything about it. He bleeping hates spending any form of time or money on/with them, quick insta check in to keep up appearances
 
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CrazyBaldhead

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Those holiday clothes piles. Where’s the colour? Bland as usual 🙄 do we reckon they’re taking Freddie?
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I hope not or he will miss valuable schooling. Spud needs to be in nursery too. I dread to think how that child will cope with school. He is so far behind for a 4yr old it's shocking.
 
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PrincessJeanie

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plonkington said:
You know what the more I watch the more I’m starting to think that wiggy and flappy are ‘split’ and they’re just co-habating because they’re both equally as poor as the other to do anything about it. He bleeping hates spending any form of time or money on/with them, quick insta check in to keep up appearances
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I always think this is the problem when couples overshare their relationships on social media. It’s pretty obvious then when they are having issues. They used to post about each other quite frequently, whereas now, on the odd occasion they do post one another, it seems to be done, as you say, just to keep up appearances.
I’m not one of these people that say just cos a wedding ring isn’t being worn, there’s problems, but they both made a point of publicly saying about ‘having’ to wear a ring once they were married and now he rarely wears his and I’ve seen her on a few occasions recently without hers as well.
When he is there, they sleep on different floors. Will be interesting to see what their sleeping arrangements are on this upcoming holiday. I suppose it depends if she’s managed to grift them a decent size room/suite/apartment with separate bedrooms or not.
 
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JBrown

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Awww the poor little successful millionaire begging for another pair if £100 Sungod sunglasses 😢😢😢
 
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PrincessJeanie

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She’s obviously still trying to get some spends together for holiday. Everytime she goes away, she starts doing loads of aff links and ‘ads’.
Still trying to say her skin looks good 🙄🤥
 

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She really thinks she deserves a big round of applause😳If allowing your husband to piss of to his mums to have a jolly all weekend is bothering you kick him out.The fact he’s in wales and you are doing all the packing then more fool you flaps.Buying yet more ugly camel toe sports clothes can’t hide the fact your life is nothing to be jealous of whatsoever 👍
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