A huge congratulations to our @bluecups for the new thread title - taken from a review of the 'Tapped in the Head' (Untapped) podcast with 'Spenny' Matthews. Fakey has already given it the kiss of death as it is, quite frankly, tit! 
What in the name of Grindr is going on here?
We have literally been bored to death of the 'Father of the Year' posts and have seen more of KitKat than our own families. It's beyond tragic at this point. Flapz is back on the beg and her aff links have unfortunately started up again - as well as her gruesome skin. Not one Fakey can 'style their jeans' as we are still waiting for that reel!
Rita, Sue & Perv Too is now unfortunately playing in very basic theatres. The reviews have been awful so far as well as his 'acting'. No wonder they cast him as Woody in Hollyoaks because his performance is at it's best, more wooden than my front door. The set looks like something out of a GCSE performance and the 'schoolgirls' both look in their forties! He even looks wooden thrusting his hips and that syrup has taken on it's own personality. Perhaps they can hold him by his legs and sweep the floor with it?
What a complete and utter pile of tit.
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What in the name of Grindr is going on here?
We have literally been bored to death of the 'Father of the Year' posts and have seen more of KitKat than our own families. It's beyond tragic at this point. Flapz is back on the beg and her aff links have unfortunately started up again - as well as her gruesome skin. Not one Fakey can 'style their jeans' as we are still waiting for that reel!
Rita, Sue & Perv Too is now unfortunately playing in very basic theatres. The reviews have been awful so far as well as his 'acting'. No wonder they cast him as Woody in Hollyoaks because his performance is at it's best, more wooden than my front door. The set looks like something out of a GCSE performance and the 'schoolgirls' both look in their forties! He even looks wooden thrusting his hips and that syrup has taken on it's own personality. Perhaps they can hold him by his legs and sweep the floor with it?
What a complete and utter pile of tit.
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Jake Quickenden #120 Jake Quickenden and the pointless quest for fame!
A huge congratulations to our @Philimena cunk for the new thread title! You win a year's supply of KitKats and a compilation video of Bernard Breslaw's most iconic moments on the Carry On films! 😂😂 Well, all I can say is that over the last thread, his stories have been manic. For somebody...
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