Winning thread title by @SendReceive, nominated by @shugabug23. You each win a lovely collection of WWI poetry from the British Legion.
Recap: After a light fall of snow, guest went from lights ON to lights OFF. She’s recovering from another breakdown (hence the title), this one prompted by the Baby Reindeer-esque hacker/stalker. They deleted her Insta with her only pictures of a dear departed friend (which oddly none of the canal saw in all those years) and deleted crucial data from her Patreon, meaning she can now never fulfil her backer rewards. Isn’t that handy? She insists she has never regained control of her Patreon and received no money for almost a year, with Patreon having no anti-fraud measures in place. She never warned her subscribers to cancel despite apparently thinking their money might be diverted to someone else’s bank account! She did at least remove the Patreon link from her bio when asked.
Despite having said she would not name the miscreant, she suggested it was a specific, identifiable person and they have threatened to sue her. That seemed to shut her up a bit and she started tweeting about goat curry and reading Stephen King instead. The last couple of days have been quieter and she’s instead been bothering Tory councillors, trying to start pile-ons from behind a locked account.
She is still going to THE OFFICE every day, building book cases for some reason. She can’t tell anyone where she works, for her own safety you understand, but is happy to tell the world where she supposedly goes to AA meetings (I mean Alcoholics Anonymous, not the other AA she might need for all these breakdowns.) And at least she’s got her lovely friend Janey the racist comedian to support her. She wants to be friends with Southend Labour hopeful Bayo Alade, and has been tweeting a lot about supporting veterans because he’s currently fundraising for them. He may not be so keen to be associated with her, especially after her latest antics.
On y va! Wiki on the pink button.
Recap: After a light fall of snow, guest went from lights ON to lights OFF. She’s recovering from another breakdown (hence the title), this one prompted by the Baby Reindeer-esque hacker/stalker. They deleted her Insta with her only pictures of a dear departed friend (which oddly none of the canal saw in all those years) and deleted crucial data from her Patreon, meaning she can now never fulfil her backer rewards. Isn’t that handy? She insists she has never regained control of her Patreon and received no money for almost a year, with Patreon having no anti-fraud measures in place. She never warned her subscribers to cancel despite apparently thinking their money might be diverted to someone else’s bank account! She did at least remove the Patreon link from her bio when asked.
Despite having said she would not name the miscreant, she suggested it was a specific, identifiable person and they have threatened to sue her. That seemed to shut her up a bit and she started tweeting about goat curry and reading Stephen King instead. The last couple of days have been quieter and she’s instead been bothering Tory councillors, trying to start pile-ons from behind a locked account.
She is still going to THE OFFICE every day, building book cases for some reason. She can’t tell anyone where she works, for her own safety you understand, but is happy to tell the world where she supposedly goes to AA meetings (I mean Alcoholics Anonymous, not the other AA she might need for all these breakdowns.) And at least she’s got her lovely friend Janey the racist comedian to support her. She wants to be friends with Southend Labour hopeful Bayo Alade, and has been tweeting a lot about supporting veterans because he’s currently fundraising for them. He may not be so keen to be associated with her, especially after her latest antics.
On y va! Wiki on the pink button.
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