Jack Monroe #582 A literal walking red flag

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Thread title by @lilykestrel, nominated by several people. You each win 5% off tailoring so your suit fits better than guest's.

Recap: Guest was a bleep Agent at the election and after both Labour candidates in Southend won, she appeared in many a photo grinning and honking, while cosplaying Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker. She's still very, very poor but had £140 to spend on a Shein-quality suit plus the cash for a haircut, false eyelashes, Botox, lip fillers, etc. etc. But now she's quiet again and has dirty deleted the photos, realising that she was *points to thread title*. It remains to be seen what she’ll do now that she's no longer in The Office. A frau who actually does work for Labour confirmed they have quite sophisticated analysis software and databases, and it's confidential so guest wasn't in fact slowly, painstakingly, gently, behind the scenes spending 80 hours a week on spreadsheets and databases.

And we had a little mither about whether you’ve ever had canvassers at the door.

Wiki up on the pink button!
 
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The image of her scratching her fan in that horrid sweaty suit is etched in my brain forever. No amount of deleting of humiliating pics can repair the damage.
 
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I was shaming myself for my rather sloppy overnight oats. But then I remembered they didn't have a dead dog on and forgave myself.
 
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bleeping hell I thought it was a hypothetical image. Looks like I will be skipping lunch too!
 
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My first thread title! I shall buy myself a Sosandar suit and stick some toy rubber spiders on my eyelids to celebrate. But I SHAN'T get it tailored
 
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I decide to skip a week of tattle to insulate myself from Supertanski and concentrate on more important things like cycling and football and she pops up in that monstrosity. Life is unfair.

Did she borrow it from Eddie Izzard?
 
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I decide to skip a week of tattle to insulate myself from Supertanski and concentrate on more important things like cycling and football and she pops up in that monstrosity. Life is unfair.

Did she borrow it from Eddie Izzard?
far too early for this!
 
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My first thread title! I shall buy myself a Sosandar suit and stick some toy rubber spiders on my eyelids to celebrate. But I SHAN'T get it tailored
Congratulations @lilykestrel, don’t forget your fillers and Botox, and obviously you must forever now carry a clipboard.
 
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