Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
Title suggested by @Valiofthedolls courtesy of a squib, @SouthendRealEstate @HotesTilaire and @L3moning
A true team effort!
The bungamansion is on the market and Jack is still employed by the council. But as her patreon remains open, the threads rumble on.
Thread title by @BeardyBap nominated by @VeniVidiVicki - you win a table for two at the aforementioned Southend eatery, enjoy your date :)
Jack's still quiet, we're doing the equivalent of the Christmas highlights shows that seem to proliferate at this time of year. Come on, Jack, time to...
All right our kid
It's the new mad fer it Jack Monroe thread innit, in honour of Jack saying a year ago that she'd got tickets to tonight's Oasis concert in celery town. I don't think any of us believe that she turned up, though.
Thread title by @SouthendRealEstate, nominated by...
Welcome to the new Jack Monroe thread!
Title by @MancBee and nominated by @Girty Drifter . You each win a thread on the EastEnders subreddit.
The brief flurry of Elmo and chicken wine caused by Jack's shock* resurgence onto Reddit carried us through another thread's worth of mithering (...
After a long silence and Tattlers belief that Jack had to be getting her internet supply from somewhere, a mystery Redditor who has a fondness for cheap tins of sardines emerged from the shadows or it might just be portrait mode. Expertise on topics from interior design, how to be on AA and...
Thread title by @DinosaurSenior, recommended by @MooBelle. You each win a plate of carbonara not cooked by guest.
Recap! Guest is still quiet as a wibbly church mouse and still (we presume) serving as a non-partisan "policy advisor" to Southend Council. We mithered over the glory days of DKL...
Congratulations to @MavisBeacon for nominating this thread title, original squig words, from either X or Bluesky, can’t remember sorry.
You’ve won yourself an hour of DKL viewing, off you pop to enjoy!
Thread title by @Foxvint, nominated by @houseofhoop. You each win a case of Guinness and a pub crawl around Belfast with guest as your guide, because she is so very Oirish she was even born on St Patrick's Day.
Recap! Neither hide nor hair has been seen of guest but there was some discussion of...
Thread title by @HotesTilaire, nominated by @Geetbo. Actual title was "Jack Monroe, gobshite and nefarious gumshoe" but we can't say gobshite in the title. You each win the greatest hits of Kate Bush, and a porcelain figure of your choice.
Recap: guest has not resurfaced on social media or in...
Actual winning title was "Bin Laden is DEAD!" by @Griftygardener, nominated by @Geetbo. However, as Tattle has been stricter about thread titles lately we probably should not mention an infamous terrorist - sorry! You each win a STOLEN award from Big Lin (not Bin Laden) - just like how LJC may...
Winning title by @CrackingOwlSanctuary, nominated by @Lazarus. We don't have £60k to give you in thanks. Maybe Southend Council does?
Recap:
CHAOS TIME, NINNIES
An anonymous Twitter account posted evidence that guest, who's now changed her name to Jack Hadjicostas, is employed as a Policy...
Title by @Cucumberthunder and @rage naan from a comment by a squig on Reddit. You each win a bottle of nice strong booze so you can temporarily forget you ever mentioned guest.
Recap! Guest is still quiet as a Southend Vineyard church mouse on her socials, but has been spotted around and about...
Thread title by @pumbilical cord, nominated by @Valiofthedolls. You win a leatherbound copy of Great Expectations each as a warning not to be like guest.
Recap: Not a peep from guest on social media in the last month, so we've been mostly reminiscing about the past. Particular attention was...
Thread title by @mrkrabs, nominated by @nothanksbabes. You each win a place on a Saga holiday. If you're under 50, that's OK, I'm sure they'll accept you if you try to act and sound as prematurely middle-aged as guest.
Recap: Guest has been quiet so it's mostly mitherings about the past and...
Thread title by @RandomFishOils and nominated by @TheMiceInTheShed. You each win a Duolingo subscription so you can speak Spanish as well as Hilaria or Greek as well as guest.
Recap! Guest's been mostly quiet but did resurface briefly for New Years to tell us she was sitting eating biscuits in...
Winning thread title by @Valiofthedolls, based on this post by guest. Censored for swears; actual title was Replicunt. You win an AI chatbot trained on grifty pixie tweets.
Recap: Best described by @Seaford Haggington: "She is only 700 posts in and has already repeated almost every toxic...
Well ninnies, we made it to 600 THREADS!!!
Winning thread title by @NomDeGuerre, from a review of one of guest's books by someone known only as Alex. You win a medal and a place in canal history as the thread title winner for this six hundredth thread! Alex wins nothing because they should know...
Thread title by Lumpyspaceprincess who wins some chicken of a slightly higher welfare standard than Asda’s value range.
Recap: the snow is falling so fiercely we can hardly keep up. Someone has put more than a few 50ps in the dickhead and she’s still going so let’s try and sum it up as guest...
Title by @HotesTilaire, nominated by @BlendedSlop. You each win tickets to a Funeral For a Friend gig.
Recap!
Guest's friends are still dying in twos, last time they had , this time they . What a guest is
She's in her faux-Scot era ("och, Matt mate") and her communist era (calling people...
Thread title by @TrolleyParton, nominated by @Elsie Ben Felyn. You each win a fire blanket and bottle of holy water in case guest should ever darken your door.
Recap: Well this is her latest
Which she says is being published in a couple of months. Pity it wasn't several months ago when...
Canal elves, it's that festive time of year when we gather to celebrate holy Slopmas. Holy as in crumpet holes manufactured by chop sticks. But, before we can celebrate with lashings of slop, we must pay tribute to our overlord the Pumble by delving through the past year's Guest antics and...