Jack Monroe #610 Whoooooooooo remembers Jack Monroe?

[houseofhoop]

Congratulations to @MavisBeacon for nominating this thread title, original squig words, from either X or Bluesky, can’t remember sorry.
You’ve won yourself an hour of DKL viewing, off you pop to enjoy!

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

<carefully unboxes bright new shiny thread>

<removes cellophane>

<lifts it gently and holds it up to the light>

OOoooooOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOoooooh! Lovely!

Fank oo, tenderhoop.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Recap:
Absolutely nothing happened from the corner of guest so we mithered a lot about DKL mostly

 

[MavisBeacon]

Luckily I cant riot anyway as I am dead of cringe after watching 30 seconds of DKL.
It was before my time as a Frau (I'm HH2-era vintage) but I absolutely love that she got such a massive opportunity through whinging and bullying, then totally and utterly fucked it. Finally, her chance at the big break she was always convinced she deserved, and exposed herself to a massive audience and the food industry as being unpleasant, thick, unprofessional and tit at cooking. Love love love it for her.

 

[Carefree]

At least chicken wine is less expensive and not so liver bashing as the Pip Schofield threads were at their height

Tomorrow is Good Friday. What are the odds that guest is an embarrassment once again? N.B. I no longer work for a bookies and refuse to open a book for that bint.

 

[KebabGirl]

It's been 84 years 107 days since the last Bluesky effort. Did we ever decide what they are called?

I think the odds of Arsenal winning the league are better than an Easter weekend resurrection of her social media. There, I've said it. Poked the bear so to speak. Do your worst, Jack, see how long before someone mentions "what were you doing 5 years ago?"

(Very dull but I was working all through, only saw a couple of DKL in real time so had to catch up between meetings, then read the commentary here)

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I loved how quickly mat swallowed her recipies and said delcious etc, quite forcefully. It reminded me so much of being a kid and my mother telling me to be polite and eat food offered to me at other people houses even if i didnt like it and having to eat food super quick in order to get rid and my mates parents claiming how good an eater i was and i must of enjoyed it, i always repsonded yes thanks nice, whilst just feeling relief i hadnt barfed it up at the table.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

God I’d forgotten how bleeping dreadful she was.

 

[Geetbo]

Matt was doing the televisual equivalent of closing his eyes and thinking of England throughout.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

God I’d forgotten how bleeping dreadful she was.

There, there.

<pats hand>

the horror will go away again until the next time, don't worry.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Even tho we have a few scant days of no DVDs DKL, we have other anniversaries to celebrate.

Two years ago today, on a marvellous Tuesday, guest Jack was pretending to look like this and pretending to have friends.

The BRITISH PRESS weren’t having any of it tho.

But it’s ok, because Jack (preemptively) love, LOVED IT

Per @Savethesauce

And @MavisBeacon

What a glorious time to be a frau. (Linky link for a revisit)
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...traneous-horn-clod-she-is.38663/post-14822195
ETA:

 

[Carefree]

Matt was doing the televisual equivalent of closing his eyes and thinking of England throughout.

I just cackled loudly whilst walking down the road with the dog and was looked at funny. Warned

 

[YerDa]

TD has written about a cookbook that has recipes from Georgia and a “dazzlingly comprehensive bibliography” in her latest column, and the first thing I think is

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Even tho we have a few scant days of no DVDs DKL, we have other anniversaries to celebrate.

Two years ago today, on a marvellous Tuesday, guest Jack was pretending to look like this and pretending to have friends.View attachment 3516616
The BRITISH PRESS weren’t having any of it tho. View attachment 3516621View attachment 3516654But it’s ok, because Jack (preemptively) love, LOVED IT View attachment 3516625Per @Savethesauce
View attachment 3516626And @MavisBeacon
View attachment 3516657
What a glorious time to be a frau. (Linky link for a revisit)
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...traneous-horn-clod-she-is.38663/post-14822195
ETA: View attachment 3516650

Is today really it? The Day That She Became guest?

Oh what times they were.

And just two years later she is a council officer in a job she scammed, awaiting an audit of her recruitment, with some of the councillors calling for her dismissal. Terrible.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

God the tina guest pap shot. Honestly was so embarrassing! I am not a very loud person when out with my mates and i am more than happy to stand back whilst the louder ones have the attention, but no once as anyone associated with the group as wondered why i am there.

I also loved her 2 cool for school response, tis ok that the paps didnt know me... i mean't for them not to know me by hiding my tatts. When in reailty they were being calles nosey guys and what the duck to they know...

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

God I’d forgotten how bleeping dreadful she was.

She is tit at everything. She is even tit at being tit.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Even tho we have a few scant days of no DVDs DKL, we have other anniversaries to celebrate.

Two years ago today, on a marvellous Tuesday, guest Jack was pretending to look like this and pretending to have friends.View attachment 3516616
The BRITISH PRESS weren’t having any of it tho. View attachment 3516621View attachment 3516654But it’s ok, because Jack (preemptively) love, LOVED IT View attachment 3516625Per @Savethesauce
View attachment 3516626And @MavisBeacon
View attachment 3516657
What a glorious time to be a frau. (Linky link for a revisit)
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...traneous-horn-clod-she-is.38663/post-14822195
ETA: View attachment 3516650

 

[Mugginsme]

Even tho we have a few scant days of no DVDs DKL, we have other anniversaries to celebrate.

Two years ago today, on a marvellous Tuesday, guest Jack was pretending to look like this and pretending to have friends.View attachment 3516616
The BRITISH PRESS weren’t having any of it tho. View attachment 3516621View attachment 3516654But it’s ok, because Jack (preemptively) love, LOVED IT View attachment 3516625Per @Savethesauce
View attachment 3516626And @MavisBeacon
View attachment 3516657
What a glorious time to be a frau. (Linky link for a revisit)
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...traneous-horn-clod-she-is.38663/post-14822195
ETA: View attachment 3516650

Guest=Jack

One of histories greatest origin stories.

 

[YerDa]

She is tit at everything. She is even tit at being tit.

Yep, there’s been no growth, no progress at all. Just within the last year … tit at closing her patreon. tit at buying a house. tit at looking after animals. tit at having a proper job, as the leaked emails prove. tit at makeup (those Russian lashes ). tit at being Linda Riley’s favourite lesbian. tit at data crunching (we all know why the embargo hasn’t been lifted). tit at dressing herself (Temu David Byrne should have been a thread title, I will never get over it).

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Yep, there’s been no growth, no progress at all. Just within the last year … tit at closing her patreon. tit at buying a house. tit at looking after animals. tit at having a proper job, as the leaked emails prove. tit at makeup (those Russian lashes ). tit at being Linda Riley’s favourite lesbian. tit at data crunching (we all know why the embargo hasn’t been lifted). tit at dressing herself (Temu David Byrne should have been a thread title, I will never get over it).

We've seen the spec for the job she is supposed to be doing. Nowhere on it did it say respond to members emails out of hours or transcribe already minuted council meetings. Wonder what depths have been reached to find a task befitting her skill level.