StickyTapeTits
VIP Member
Emmylou Loves #119: Move over Fezzas, there’s a new Lord of Snark…. we bow down before you, The Albert Park!
Oops I did it again
VIP Member
Faaarrkkk me. She looks like the eye chart at the Optometrist today
#Super Cute
Chatty Member
Thanks @Oops I did it again for the new thread and congrats to our lil @ketchup menace - your sauceless thermos franks are on their way!
Thread 101 Recrap
We begin the thread with flapjack infused sausage rolls and slide into an ovulation induced vanilla slice coma. Mumma June was deliciously orgasmic as the Saturday of her Wet Dreams began
Off to the SMM for a ‘2 in the pink 1 in the stink morning price’ massage.
Bubs is in da house!! Ma Baby Sista is ‘werking’ in ‘health care’ so is no longer available to cut Mumma’s grass or lunch….
Speaking of The Vegan, somebody say “The Light Energy of Love”? No, nobody did. Ever. Please get your bitcoin ready for Droopy Dick’s latest hustle (predicted to rival the bumhole trumpet) - the skin flute 🪈
During a Live and after her unbeaten streak at winning “Keepy Uppy” against her 8yo old child, Mumma also showed us how she excels at the year long Hovel Easter Egg hunt! A thrilling find of a lone choccie egg desperately hiding between the ByMay bags and Doterra oils. Rip her colan.
Is Mumma venturing into tshirt screen printing? Are we likely to see her very own AVO (Asshole Vibes Only) range that may include inspo slogans such as:
Keep Calm and eat Oxtail.
Be Kind, feed a fatty.
I’m with stupid
Grin like a Treasure Cat
Be the ketchup menace in someone’s day.
My tits are down there
Kiss me I’m Zimietnamese
Christmas came early in the PM Hovel with the release of the Z-List influencer sample packs consisting of: Metamucil gummies, Tena pads - extra long to support clits for dayzzzz and new fem hygiene product - FlapFresh - A Bunbury Gal’s BFF
It was tools down when our little budderball of energy caught a cold and spent the weekend ‘feeding her cold’ with Braaaadss chicken soup, homemade cinnamon scrolls, bought cinnamon scrolls and RingaDingDong Curry with a side of Tambourine.
Monday’s dinner was brought to you by Foghorn Leghorn
‘Celebrity’ boobs , Beeeeearnca and Bridiot once again trolling Mumma with their new range. Feeling the cost of living pinch, Mumma will double up on wears and dress up as Ossie Ostrich for Halloween celebrations. Fark it the kids are only young once!!!
My Preciousssssssss
Mumma on the grift to repurpose the not-an- engagement ring that AHole gave her after double dropping too many Xanex and lunchtime bongs back in 2000’s.
The return of delicious early morning swims at BSAC can only mean one thing - Bombies!!!!
Gird your Loins fezzas! Next stop - The Spring Racing Carnival
#collaboration #partnershit #itsmyguntandillcryifiwantto
Thread 101 Recrap
We begin the thread with flapjack infused sausage rolls and slide into an ovulation induced vanilla slice coma. Mumma June was deliciously orgasmic as the Saturday of her Wet Dreams began
Off to the SMM for a ‘2 in the pink 1 in the stink morning price’ massage.
Bubs is in da house!! Ma Baby Sista is ‘werking’ in ‘health care’ so is no longer available to cut Mumma’s grass or lunch….
Speaking of The Vegan, somebody say “The Light Energy of Love”? No, nobody did. Ever. Please get your bitcoin ready for Droopy Dick’s latest hustle (predicted to rival the bumhole trumpet) - the skin flute 🪈
During a Live and after her unbeaten streak at winning “Keepy Uppy” against her 8yo old child, Mumma also showed us how she excels at the year long Hovel Easter Egg hunt! A thrilling find of a lone choccie egg desperately hiding between the ByMay bags and Doterra oils. Rip her colan.
Is Mumma venturing into tshirt screen printing? Are we likely to see her very own AVO (Asshole Vibes Only) range that may include inspo slogans such as:
Keep Calm and eat Oxtail.
Be Kind, feed a fatty.
I’m with stupid
Grin like a Treasure Cat
Be the ketchup menace in someone’s day.
My tits are down there
Kiss me I’m Zimietnamese
Christmas came early in the PM Hovel with the release of the Z-List influencer sample packs consisting of: Metamucil gummies, Tena pads - extra long to support clits for dayzzzz and new fem hygiene product - FlapFresh - A Bunbury Gal’s BFF
It was tools down when our little budderball of energy caught a cold and spent the weekend ‘feeding her cold’ with Braaaadss chicken soup, homemade cinnamon scrolls, bought cinnamon scrolls and RingaDingDong Curry with a side of Tambourine.
Monday’s dinner was brought to you by Foghorn Leghorn
‘Celebrity’ boobs , Beeeeearnca and Bridiot once again trolling Mumma with their new range. Feeling the cost of living pinch, Mumma will double up on wears and dress up as Ossie Ostrich for Halloween celebrations. Fark it the kids are only young once!!!
My Preciousssssssss
Mumma on the grift to repurpose the not-an- engagement ring that AHole gave her after double dropping too many Xanex and lunchtime bongs back in 2000’s.The return of delicious early morning swims at BSAC can only mean one thing - Bombies!!!!
Gird your Loins fezzas! Next stop - The Spring Racing Carnival
#collaboration #partnershit #itsmyguntandillcryifiwantto
Oxtail_spew
Active member
Hey Fezzas, whilst we are waiting for the giant toddler to resurface and “entertain” us, I thought I would let you know I got my results and my breast lump is a non-cancerous tumour. So this Fezza is gonna be just fine. Now to get through surgery for something completely unrelated on Thursday, can’t wait to watch her flounder on the couch from my hospital bed!!!
b!tch_eating_crackers
VIP Member
I think she got it at Pet BarnIt’s really bugging me and I need to know, is her gold chain real? Or is it something she got at collette?
Super Cute
VIP Member
“Are you there God? It’s me Emmy...”
When we started the thread, some Tattlers were still recovering (or vibrating
) from our own @party bag soft launch of the cliterature classic ‘Live, Laugh, Lick - It’s a Vibe’ (working title). Other Tattlers missed the boat as they were busy swapping pressure washer tips over in ‘the other room’ 
Hoochie Mumma shared her 24 hours on the ‘New Insta Who Dis Life Plan’ which consisted of:
Oxtail Slop - 3 x 3 for breakfast when you don’t have breakfast.
Swimming Zero Laps for when you commit to swimming laps each day.
Showcasing gawjus vegan leather (plastic) bags (panties optional) from her loungeroom.
Fresh nails
All bets were on/off when Mumma developed an itch on herdecortage decotadge tit area, as to how long before we had another visit from the fungal fairy vs how long before the half eaten apple sitting next to the air-fryer (don’t start this again Tattlers…remember your room) gets thrown in the overflowing bin or behind the Sheike shopping bags.
Summer left us
again but Mumma held firm on her commitment to wearing the same poo brown sports bra/crop top 24/7 365 
We continued our dance studies with a change of continents from Afro Beats to Latin America salsa - Hola!
Unfortunately due to a stopover at Mr Whippy Mumma was late for class so stood in the corner with the dunce hat on.
It only took 2 days before we were at the thread halfway mark thanks to Mumma taking some new flesh eating bikinis for a walk to the local dairy. Our homegrown celeb gave us free passes onto the set to watch ‘filming’ for Catch of the Day’s new range of products titled ‘DIY Salmonella’ and The Project crew of one rocked up to film Mumma as part of their documentary on “The Real Hoarders of Port Melbourne’. Cameraman Steve* was treated to a private showing 🫣 of Mumma’s new bikinis and was listed as a missing person not long after….(*names changed to protect the innocent).
Tattler HQ lost their minds literally, metaphorically and figuratively when Mumma hosted a delicious Live sandwich which almost resulted in a pre-ejaculation like end to our 62nd thread!
Next we had a day out at a waterpark with some rancid rice balls for snack time but the whole day went largely unfilmed
before we strapped on our vomit bags for a delicious showing of Back to Africa. Mumma raided V’s dressup tub for her smallest Mylie Cyrus costume, dusted off the MK’s and headed over to the local speakeasy for some beats yo 
Armed with some mum dancing from the 90’s, Yo-Yo Mumma parked herself front and centre under the fan (perimenopause is coming for you Mumma) where she deliciously selfied her way through all the classic moves -“The Elaine”, “The Cabbage Patch”, “The Reebok” before finishing the night with a dirty souvlaki sans bread (carbs are the devils work yo ) across the road, eyes darting left and right desperately looking for an invite to the after party (or a public toilet because….well…plate of meat…).
Sunday morning glory saw a reflection on the bewdiful delicious people in her life…Mr & Mrs Beats and Papa Seafood at the SMM
Somebody please say ‘Britney Spears Guardianship’ 3 times in the mirror and let this nightmare end…🫣
When we started the thread, some Tattlers were still recovering (or vibrating
) from our own @party bag soft launch of the cliterature classic ‘Live, Laugh, Lick - It’s a Vibe’ (working title). Other Tattlers missed the boat as they were busy swapping pressure washer tips over in ‘the other room’ Hoochie Mumma shared her 24 hours on the ‘New Insta Who Dis Life Plan’ which consisted of:
Oxtail Slop - 3 x 3 for breakfast when you don’t have breakfast.
Swimming Zero Laps for when you commit to swimming laps each day.
Showcasing gawjus vegan leather (plastic) bags (panties optional
) from her loungeroom.Fresh nails
All bets were on/off when Mumma developed an itch on her
Summer left us
again but Mumma held firm on her commitment to wearing the same poo brown sports bra/crop top 24/7 365 We continued our dance studies with a change of continents from Afro Beats to Latin America salsa - Hola!
Unfortunately due to a stopover at Mr Whippy Mumma was late for class so stood in the corner with the dunce hat on.It only took 2 days before we were at the thread halfway mark thanks to Mumma taking some new flesh eating bikinis for a walk to the local dairy. Our homegrown celeb gave us free passes onto the set to watch ‘filming’ for Catch of the Day’s new range of products titled ‘DIY Salmonella’ and The Project crew of one rocked up to film Mumma as part of their documentary on “The Real Hoarders of Port Melbourne’. Cameraman Steve* was treated to a private showing 🫣 of Mumma’s new bikinis and was listed as a missing person not long after….(*names changed to protect the innocent).
Tattler HQ lost their minds literally, metaphorically and figuratively when Mumma hosted a delicious Live sandwich which almost resulted in a pre-ejaculation like end to our 62nd thread!
Next we had a day out at a waterpark with some rancid rice balls for snack time but the whole day went largely unfilmed
before we strapped on our vomit bags for a delicious showing of Back to Africa. Mumma raided V’s dressup tub for her smallest Mylie Cyrus costume, dusted off the MK’s and headed over to the local speakeasy for some beats yo Armed with some mum dancing from the 90’s, Yo-Yo Mumma parked herself front and centre under the fan (perimenopause is coming for you Mumma) where she deliciously selfied her way through all the classic moves -“The Elaine”, “The Cabbage Patch”, “The Reebok” before finishing the night with a dirty souvlaki sans bread (carbs are the devils work yo ) across the road, eyes darting left and right desperately looking for an invite to the after party (or a public toilet because….well…plate of meat…).Sunday morning glory saw a reflection on the bewdiful delicious people in her life…Mr & Mrs Beats and Papa Seafood at the SMM
Somebody please say ‘Britney Spears Guardianship’ 3 times in the mirror and let this nightmare end…🫣
TrainwreckinTulla
Chatty Member
#24 Thread title suggestion - "Yo yo mumma looking for a man, flashing her cans, about to start her Only Fans"
CEOManagingDirectorAuthor
Chatty Member
Emmylou Loves #23: Aaron’s a witch, Tattle’s a bitch, so get ya sponsored kitchen tits out for Mitch.
Last edited:
gemmagucci
VIP Member
If i may. I am adding these front page shots from this morning on this thread. I don’t think it had enough air time on the last thread.
Attachments
Broken Veneers
VIP Member
Oops I did it again
VIP Member
She has stretched the dress so much the word Balenciaga now looks like a barcode.
slap2fish2gether
VIP Member
Just gonna chuck in my suggestion for the next thread title based on todays antics
EmmyLou Loves #96 Pancake tits and exposed clits, she gives no fucks that nothing fits
EmmyLou Loves #96 Pancake tits and exposed clits, she gives no fucks that nothing fits
#Super Cute
Chatty Member
Ahoy hoy 
all aboard SS Fairstar the Fuckship/The Lurrve Boat/SS Festy Fanny
all aboard SS Fairstar the Fuckship/The Lurrve Boat/SS Festy Fanny
Gomi goner
Chatty Member
Ok, the first few pics are taken where the show rides were, which would've been the main interesting thing for her girls to be at, but they didn't spend long there, literally just a photo op..
I'll admit I was shocked how little attention she paid them, but shouldn't have been.
The first two pics are her on her phone while her poor girls just stood and waited for her, then she got snarky at something V said (probably just wanted to keep moving).
I haven't blurred their faces out but I wanted you to see how bored they were
---
Then they finally got to go on a ride which just gave LL a break from them so she could look at her phone, again.
You can see all the other parents standing near the ride, watching their kids, but not LL...
I'll admit I was shocked how little attention she paid them, but shouldn't have been.
The first two pics are her on her phone while her poor girls just stood and waited for her, then she got snarky at something V said (probably just wanted to keep moving).
I haven't blurred their faces out but I wanted you to see how bored they were
---
Then they finally got to go on a ride which just gave LL a break from them so she could look at her phone, again.
You can see all the other parents standing near the ride, watching their kids, but not LL...
Attachments
Last edited:
butterlashingsofbutter
New member
So long time stalker but was so disappointed with how she gives no information about the gifted posts with the swearing etc. For example the slow cooker yesterday, can’t pronounce things, doesn’t know the cost, where to get it etc. The company is not happy with her at all…
SnarkyTart
VIP Member
Congrats to @Michy02 - only fitting that a musical theme kick us off on the eve of our girl Emmy belting out the high notes tomorrow in her shower stall (let's pray that whilst she's in there she also washes her hair 
)
Respect to @Broken Veneers on a top notch recap
Yo yo yo time to meet me down at the Royal Women’s cafe with the Royal Flying Doctors for a Meet ’n’ Greet. Salad bar is looking bewdiful. I can’t take any photos and I can’t remember all your names but I can spread my fungal bacterial infection to my nearest and dearest. But that doesn’t include my ex defacto, my kids or my sister because I haven’t seen them since Saturday. That’s ok, I continue to pay Leah to be my friend and wash my old undies. My oils are going strong - creating a VIBE.
Welcome to our new members who solved the clues and made their way to Tattle - nothing but fun (and by fun I mean batshit crazy) times ahead
All aboard the EL Express 
)Respect to @Broken Veneers on a top notch recap
Yo yo yo time to meet me down at the Royal Women’s cafe with the Royal Flying Doctors for a Meet ’n’ Greet. Salad bar is looking bewdiful. I can’t take any photos and I can’t remember all your names but I can spread my fungal bacterial infection to my nearest and dearest. But that doesn’t include my ex defacto, my kids or my sister because I haven’t seen them since Saturday. That’s ok, I continue to pay Leah to be my friend and wash my old undies. My oils are going strong - creating a VIBE.
Welcome to our new members who solved the clues and made their way to Tattle - nothing but fun (and by fun I mean batshit crazy) times ahead
All aboard the EL Express
Last edited:
somanyteeth
VIP Member
Lol. Can confirm brother T was right. Just spoke to someone that was there and she lost by like 90% 
No wonder she isnt posting. She's doing everything but posting about the show. Exactly like Cachia when she was on survior. Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped cunt. Suck a massive fart.
Apparently the audience didnt really engage with her but they loved the other two on the opposite team and they made them laugh and really enjoy themselves! So funny
No wonder she isnt posting. She's doing everything but posting about the show. Exactly like Cachia when she was on survior. Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped cunt. Suck a massive fart.
Apparently the audience didnt really engage with her but they loved the other two on the opposite team and they made them laugh and really enjoy themselves! So funny
makeitstop
VIP Member
this needs to be the next thread titleI'll try my hand Screeny...
There was a lot of nonsense. You know when you're 20 and come home half cut and spend way too long trying to make toast? Well she spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to figure out what to eat. Started marinating chicken wings but because she's Asian, VietLou couldn't eat it without it marinating for a decent amount of time first. It was recommended multiple times that she have schitzel but in the end decided on vegemite on toast. DISASTER. No vegemite. Couldn't farken believe it! She usually has spares and travel vegemite. Settled on peanut butter and some peppermint tea. Farken disappointed, just not the farken same. Was asked if she was drunk and high and proceeded to dramatically laugh and protest. (drunkenly).
FARKEN LOVES BOB MARLEY. Was suggested that she should go on MAFS, dancing with the stars, farmer wants a wife, should make a podcast (to tell her mouth stories) and write an autobiography. Was asked about the coffee maker... GASP she couldn't ever use it, it's way too beautiful! Matches her kettle and toaster (which she does use). Showed off some water polo photos and early photos of her and Alove at a party. Aggressively answered a question about Zoe Moss and that she just sold it but there's definitely absolutely not any hard feelings and wishes people would stop asking about it because there's definitely not any hard feelings. About 20 more comments about OMG did you sell it, what will you do now? How will you pay your bills?'. Has a few things in the works for the year but doesn't want to discuss it just yet. Was told if she went brunette her and SimpleSally would look like twins for the cruise. Would definitely go back to the US WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE. Was a few things that triggered her blocky fingers - ZM, boyfriend, weightloss drugs, outspoken. Asked about random FB buys and turns out her super cute black dress for the Emma function was one! Donates lots of stuff but also will have clothes for sale soon.
Couldn't find her farken slides. Did a walking tour of the giant shoe rack, the bedroom and the lounge where she eventually found them. Was asked about the couch so showed that off, complained that she had to vacuum it all the time as it gets pet hair and crumbs all over it (but no-one is allowed to eat on it). Was VERY confused when someone suggested 'shaving' the couch and she was worried it'd grow back fuller? Like face hair I guess? Defo going to try the rubber glove trick but not sure what that actually means. Does not give a fark about the haters and how they potaters. Didn't understand that comment but laughed anyway. Photography lady fan said she doesn't look at Amy as a famous person, just like she's a friend which is sweet and not weird. Said her best line yet 'if you ain't feeding me, financing me or farken me, I don't owe you nuffin'.
Showed off the beautiful quilted sliding door which is not soft but is very retro. Was asked about surgery and it's farken painful recovery but she'd do it again. Said Alove left when she was living in the recliner. The beautiful shell wall was admired although a few have fallen off.
That's all I can remember
Emmylou Loves #120 if you ain't feeding me, financing me or farken me, I don't owe you nuffin'.
SnarkyTart
VIP Member
Yo yo
*rubs hand through dandruff flaked hair* it's um late here in *sexy low voice* Lozz VayGuhs and I've gotta talk quiet because everyone else is in bed *giggle* let's just say Cirque de So...*confused face* Soil? *scrunches face* ah farken I dunno how to say it, Cirque de farken soil *sharp laugh* let's just say, they aren't the only ones in Vayguss who know some tricks *shakes head* oh yeahhh, Mama's got some moves *puts hands up in air, arms wobbling* Somebody had several hot dogs for dinner if ya know what I farken mean *hysterical giggling* I been getting so many dm's from um *gulps* all of you wondering if there is someone speshal I'm visiting *eyes darting to the left* and um well yeah *nervous giggle* I can't say too much but let's just say my grand canyon has been filled *maniacal laughing* So anyway I just jumped on real quick because I wanted to yell ya all about this super cute offer *eyes wide, chins wobbling* ya know when I was at the mall and there was that um ya know that shoe cleaning place *nodding head and pointing at camera* well Zay *coy giggle* gave me a discount code for all mah friends back in Austraya *big grin, picks teeth* ohh what's that...uhh hang on *pulls something out of teeth and wipes on Nike crop top* yeah so just click on the link on my post *eats chip* And now I'm gonna go back to bed because I've got a big day tomorrow checking out this really like gorgeous grocery store um like a suburb away and *blank stare* yeah *scratches left tit and fumbles to turn camera off*
*rubs hand through dandruff flaked hair* it's um late here in *sexy low voice* Lozz VayGuhs and I've gotta talk quiet because everyone else is in bed *giggle* let's just say Cirque de So...*confused face* Soil? *scrunches face* ah farken I dunno how to say it, Cirque de farken soil *sharp laugh* let's just say, they aren't the only ones in Vayguss who know some tricks *shakes head* oh yeahhh, Mama's got some moves *puts hands up in air, arms wobbling* Somebody had several hot dogs for dinner if ya know what I farken mean *hysterical giggling* I been getting so many dm's from um *gulps* all of you wondering if there is someone speshal I'm visiting *eyes darting to the left* and um well yeah *nervous giggle* I can't say too much but let's just say my grand canyon has been filled *maniacal laughing* So anyway I just jumped on real quick because I wanted to yell ya all about this super cute offer *eyes wide, chins wobbling* ya know when I was at the mall and there was that um ya know that shoe cleaning place *nodding head and pointing at camera* well Zay *coy giggle* gave me a discount code for all mah friends back in Austraya *big grin, picks teeth* ohh what's that...uhh hang on *pulls something out of teeth and wipes on Nike crop top* yeah so just click on the link on my post *eats chip* And now I'm gonna go back to bed because I've got a big day tomorrow checking out this really like gorgeous grocery store um like a suburb away and *blank stare* yeah *scratches left tit and fumbles to turn camera off*
ActiveLies
VIP Member
I had the absolute pleasure of observing this raving lunatic in the wild in the virgin lounge this morning. Everyone in the Melbourne uniform of black, black, and black, quietly going about their business, then a flamingo clomping around the place, maniacally talking into her phone, loudly giggling with nobody, and generally looking like a nutcase.