Toilet toothbrush
Active member
That’s the dress from the day I got blocked! She asked for recommendations for trades and I told her to look up the yellow pages. I was called a fucking smart arse.
Precious memories
Precious memories
AlovesnewFezza
Chatty Member
Asking for a friend- is it possible to return a tub of quince paste and half a cheese wheel? 
SnarkyTart
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CEOManagingDirectorAuthor
Chatty Member
He’s freeeeeeee! Fly away, ALove! Fly awayyyyyyy….. 
CEOManagingDirectorAuthor
Chatty Member
Just a daily reminder to all the hard-working, exhausted, overwhelmed parents reading here or watching her shit on this chilly Friday……
While we all may yearn for a free trip to Bali (or anywhere!) to relax and unwind, WE HAVE OUR HAPPY LIVES. We are raising our kids, investing in our relationships, our homes, our careers - we are strong, smart, and we fund our lives honestly and with integrity. We are good role models for our children. We prioritise them and we are there when they need us.
It’s easy to watch this clusterfuck and sometimes feel slight pangs of jealousy because of the extraordinary freedom and highly disposable income she flaunts, but just remember that WE AREN’T THE ONES CRYING OURSELVES TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT. She is.
Money, holidays, free sunglasses and endless pampering would mean absolutely nothing to me without the love & respect of my husband and kids.
Happy Friday, beautiful Tattlers!
While we all may yearn for a free trip to Bali (or anywhere!) to relax and unwind, WE HAVE OUR HAPPY LIVES. We are raising our kids, investing in our relationships, our homes, our careers - we are strong, smart, and we fund our lives honestly and with integrity. We are good role models for our children. We prioritise them and we are there when they need us.
It’s easy to watch this clusterfuck and sometimes feel slight pangs of jealousy because of the extraordinary freedom and highly disposable income she flaunts, but just remember that WE AREN’T THE ONES CRYING OURSELVES TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT. She is.
Money, holidays, free sunglasses and endless pampering would mean absolutely nothing to me without the love & respect of my husband and kids.
Happy Friday, beautiful Tattlers!
Dabble
Active member
And here I was today feeling guilty and procrastinating all day for booking a flight over to NZ to see my sister going through Chemo whom the last time l saw was at our Dad's funeral, time before that at our Mum's funeral and recently she couldn't go to our brothers funeral, because it was a week after she had a mastectomy. 
All within 18months.
She has made me feel all bitter and twisted today.
All within 18months.She has made me feel all bitter and twisted today.
Esme Watson
Chatty Member
Her clear desire to not be a mother infuriates me. Here I am, trying so desperately to fall pregnant, and she has three beautiful children who only want to be loved and cared for by their mother. I would kill for what she has. My heart aches for what she has. She is so incredibly blessed and I wish she could see that. But alas, she can’t see anything but her desire and love for herself 
ActiveLies
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“Haters have their own issues”
Um… yep. I’ve got enormous issues with plagiarism; financially profiting off a pandemic; selling tickets to your own birthday; spruiking body positivity whilst doing everything possible to lose weight; vanity sizing; ignoring the best interests of children to pursue a purely selfish dream; boosting engagement through vague hospital trips; thinly veiled attempts to disparage former partner in front of children; financial abuse of partners; arrogance; violating health orders during a pandemic; questionable hygiene practices; exploitation of children for financial gain; crocodile tears etc etc.
I HAVE HUUUUUGE ISSUES WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE SO MUCH BE A SAD ANGRY LITTLE HATER, POOR ME
Um… yep. I’ve got enormous issues with plagiarism; financially profiting off a pandemic; selling tickets to your own birthday; spruiking body positivity whilst doing everything possible to lose weight; vanity sizing; ignoring the best interests of children to pursue a purely selfish dream; boosting engagement through vague hospital trips; thinly veiled attempts to disparage former partner in front of children; financial abuse of partners; arrogance; violating health orders during a pandemic; questionable hygiene practices; exploitation of children for financial gain; crocodile tears etc etc.
I HAVE HUUUUUGE ISSUES WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE SO MUCH BE A SAD ANGRY LITTLE HATER, POOR ME
cashedupbogan
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What you ordered vs what arrived 
Working from home does have its perks!size20butcanfitasize8
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I created an account just to share this. I actually saw itchy fanny on Sunday (so she must have been out of hospital by then) and she was shopping with Aaron. As much as we would all like to believe she has made everything up, she looked so sick. Legitimately really unwell. On a snark side, her and Aaron did have a tiff while I was standing beside them, which made my week!
icouldsizedown
Well-known member
Welcome to our myriad of friends and special acquaintances, especially the ex-gomi’ers who have escaped the surveillance of Sauron’s lidless eye Alice. We have your jatz, your ritz, your clix and of course, the recap from last thread. I realise that this recap is coming to you eleventy squillion pages in, but these threads move faster than our best girl can doggy paddle a lap at the swimming pool.
Last we saw EL she was fresh outta fat camp, and it was pleasing to see that her good intentions for her health in the new year lasted a record two days before she was fine dining at the same restaurant two nights in a row with all of her mates.
A Love has entered his reputation era and has noticeably been absent from EL’s stories of late. This has done diddly squat to abate the thirst of the tattle community. It has also incited white hot rage in EL, as she donned her beststring bikini sports bra, stood in front of her broken fence and addressed the tarts (eta: “fezza bitches”) from tattle directly, telling them to keep their dirty fingers out of her ex-de facto’s “jar”. Based on her unhinged ranting, it is this writer’s suspicion that A Love has traded in EL’s basement for a tattlers sex dungeon. Updates (hopefully) to come.
In the meantime, EL has attempted to satisfy herself with more than just tiny cucumbers and her light stim. Our girl was inexplicably invited to the Australian open where she graciously teamed with the theme and dressed up as a tennis ball. The sport theme continued at home where she threw her neck out doing half a crunch and is therefore excused from further workouts while she waits for her neck to heal and the “swelling” to go down from her major surgery. She’s all good to drag bags of top soil around the yard though.
Thoughts and prayers to Leah who is spring cleaning EL’s house and completing lawn restoration while she’s at Airlie beach. Such is the life of an EA to the stars.
Last we saw EL she was fresh outta fat camp, and it was pleasing to see that her good intentions for her health in the new year lasted a record two days before she was fine dining at the same restaurant two nights in a row with all of her mates.
A Love has entered his reputation era and has noticeably been absent from EL’s stories of late. This has done diddly squat to abate the thirst of the tattle community. It has also incited white hot rage in EL, as she donned her best
In the meantime, EL has attempted to satisfy herself with more than just tiny cucumbers and her light stim. Our girl was inexplicably invited to the Australian open where she graciously teamed with the theme and dressed up as a tennis ball. The sport theme continued at home where she threw her neck out doing half a crunch and is therefore excused from further workouts while she waits for her neck to heal and the “swelling” to go down from her major surgery. She’s all good to drag bags of top soil around the yard though.
Thoughts and prayers to Leah who is spring cleaning EL’s house and completing lawn restoration while she’s at Airlie beach. Such is the life of an EA to the stars.
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KmartByron
Chatty Member
Slightly irrational but relevant rant:
im the same age as this bitch (42)
my husband & I desperately want a child, but prob not going to happen.
I’ve also been involved for a long long time in childrens sport - pure grass roots.
it’s not at all difficult to get your child into sport at starter level. Melbourne Tigers is a rep club, so god knows how she managed to get ’someone’ to agree to Sage playing regardless of the division, but clearly something happened somewhere and she knew where to go so…..
Anyway, I digress. It’s not difficult if you take the time and find a club (usually it’s via school - all the kids will play in a local competition in different clubs) - they don’t knock anyone back either. Doesn’t matter if they’re a standout junior athlete, or just starting and scared of the ball. When I was coaching, I had kids that were good enough for rep/state, and others who had no idea, but were happy being with friends. Sport at that age is not about sport - it’s about so much more. It gives kids a sense of identity, resilience, social skills, exercise - I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir here, you know what I’m saying.
Right, I’ve digressed again. My point is, this shit isn’t difficult and doesnt take a lot of effort. But she has made it so. Rather than make her son her priority, she‘s made it an Instagram Adventure for fucking clicks and free fucking bathers.
id love to have a son to take to basketball, or a daughter to take to netball - I got so much out of it at that age, and I’ve seen so many kids develop & grow through sport, that id just love to be doing the training runs and 9am games in the rain (well you know, not really, but thats what you do for your kids right). This bitch has got three kids and treats them as props for her instagram, schilling self-obsessed life. And apologies for the irrational part but ITS SO FUCKING UNFAIR - why not me, what does she get to have them and treat them like that, whereas I won‘t get the opportunity to have them and try to be the best mum I could. I literally cried watching her stories, poor poor Sage - clock when she said she was proud of him, she SAID IT TO THE CAMERA, not to his face. Fuck. Me.
Anyway, rant over, just needed to get this out of my system. Apologies - there are so many people above that have been far more eloquent than me, but I was so white-rage angry-sad so my grammar & spelling aren’t the best. Happy Saturday y’all
im the same age as this bitch (42)
my husband & I desperately want a child, but prob not going to happen.
I’ve also been involved for a long long time in childrens sport - pure grass roots.
it’s not at all difficult to get your child into sport at starter level. Melbourne Tigers is a rep club, so god knows how she managed to get ’someone’ to agree to Sage playing regardless of the division, but clearly something happened somewhere and she knew where to go so…..
Anyway, I digress. It’s not difficult if you take the time and find a club (usually it’s via school - all the kids will play in a local competition in different clubs) - they don’t knock anyone back either. Doesn’t matter if they’re a standout junior athlete, or just starting and scared of the ball. When I was coaching, I had kids that were good enough for rep/state, and others who had no idea, but were happy being with friends. Sport at that age is not about sport - it’s about so much more. It gives kids a sense of identity, resilience, social skills, exercise - I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir here, you know what I’m saying.
Right, I’ve digressed again. My point is, this shit isn’t difficult and doesnt take a lot of effort. But she has made it so. Rather than make her son her priority, she‘s made it an Instagram Adventure for fucking clicks and free fucking bathers.
id love to have a son to take to basketball, or a daughter to take to netball - I got so much out of it at that age, and I’ve seen so many kids develop & grow through sport, that id just love to be doing the training runs and 9am games in the rain (well you know, not really, but thats what you do for your kids right). This bitch has got three kids and treats them as props for her instagram, schilling self-obsessed life. And apologies for the irrational part but ITS SO FUCKING UNFAIR - why not me, what does she get to have them and treat them like that, whereas I won‘t get the opportunity to have them and try to be the best mum I could. I literally cried watching her stories, poor poor Sage - clock when she said she was proud of him, she SAID IT TO THE CAMERA, not to his face. Fuck. Me.
Anyway, rant over, just needed to get this out of my system. Apologies - there are so many people above that have been far more eloquent than me, but I was so white-rage angry-sad so my grammar & spelling aren’t the best. Happy Saturday y’all
ActiveLies
VIP Member
My mum is one of those delightful “I’m so full” after a lettuce leaf boomers who love commenting on the people she sees out and about. (She is 99% the best lady ever, and 1% crazy fucked up about food/weight/appearance). She’s down at our beach house in Portsea this weekend and I know was booked in for a massage in Sorrento this morning. I am crossing my fingers and toes she stumbled across Amy coz the scathing description I’ll be given will be the best thing I would’ve heard for years
Emmyscrustycamilla
Chatty Member
Sorry to all the seasoned cruisers on here - I’m sure you’re all lovely… but there’s a certain calibre of human that go on these cruise trips (virgin, P&O etc) they are generally named Leanne, divorced, have a full shopping trolley at Aldi, overweight, have 3-5 kids, one named after a flower of some sort or a New York suburb, and wear capri pants with easy step slides.. Our Slug will fit right in.
I genuinely couldn’t think of anything worse than being stuck on a ship in the middle of nowhere with no way off until docking.
Yuck.
I genuinely couldn’t think of anything worse than being stuck on a ship in the middle of nowhere with no way off until docking.
Yuck.
Gifted twat
Chatty Member
She looks like she's just finger banged the 3 for $15 section at Lovisa!!
ActiveLies
VIP Member
I picked up a weird nervous vibe from all that meal prep like it was less for her audience and more to show Aaron or whomever that ‘look! I can be a responsible mum! I can provide thought out meals and think of the week ahead! Please let me spend time with them!”
There was no swearing, nothing was farkin’ this and farkin’ that. Cleaning as she goes? That’s never been a thing. The whole thing was a bit sus and rehearsed and felt like it had an ulterior motive to me.
There was no swearing, nothing was farkin’ this and farkin’ that. Cleaning as she goes? That’s never been a thing. The whole thing was a bit sus and rehearsed and felt like it had an ulterior motive to me.