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Wee dum deek in his toddler two piece in the shade ‘elastoplast’
This has been THE best week on tattle by far. The only thing that will top this week is martins comedown next week

Wednesday.



Friday, also.

Snakes all over this app

Oor little leprechauns are off to Belfast?

Well ma lovelies. A cannot say how much this discovery has made ma weekend (and maybe ma year).

Here it is. The interaction between me and Maz where a discovered that he wisnae actually Mother Teresa. Who would have thought Primark could cause such a problem?

Consider me well and truly in ma ain laine.

Tons a love. Mwah x

Doodlebug71 said:

Perfect hen or as mierdre would say practice makes ok so aye ma page ma rules,maybe wan of our luvlees could basterdise the picture to feature him & him

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Basterdise

proof that he is really is a horrible cunt, my sister who has a learning disability follows him on insta, she met the wee dick in paisley last night and said hello and he turned and said to her "who are you" she said i follow you on insta and he said oh right and walked away, what an ignorant fucker

may i add that she was so embarrassed and hurt as she thought she'd done something wrong

mrsbucket said:

PLEASE can someone make my Christmas wish come true and create this picture? I have found a photo of their communal stairs to help things along.

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Merry Christmas hen #autumn


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Ferguson said:

Omg @hopethishelpsallthebest as you're the earth & soul of artist creations please recreate this also.
Tons blessings
Gold in weight xx

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Happy Halloween hen


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Happy

Dusky pink said:

Hen's, I need a slap... tonight we watched the original Santa Clause movie and I said to my husband that I felt nostalgic

I will just swerve back into ma ain Lane ‍

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Also, Happy birthday hen, hope you felt nostalgic on the day, also and that you got bent over the bath also, also.

Imagine having no holidays, no back door, no garden, and no car but all is well because you’ve brought your third set of salt and pepper shakers of the year…

Caw1982 said:

Now this genuinely baffled my tits off.
It looks like the polystyrene you bin when you get a vase.
Or a coffin. A little cheap squeaky coffin. For a little, silly bitch, squeaky man.
I’m starting to think he’s being trolled with this shit!!!!

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How dare you! Its his bath, and doubles up as dildo STORAGE! BLOCKED!

I'm not going to lie, I actually liked a couple of bits he bought. Fair play Mart, there's some nice pieces there.

I agree, you working seems rather full fetched. Dreaming of leaving one filthy tower to go to another.

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.

Dawn Dayn said:

*Puts margrit down as #teamhinch*
You're a hard hearted fella, margrit.

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I don’t know enough about her to make judgement but what I do know about Marion is -

He called my Mum and other cleaners, dirty scrubbers.
He fell out with his supposed best friend who then later died.
He has no friends which I can only assume is because he’s a horrible cunt.
He’s nasty to Derek, as seen in a number of videos he’s posted.
He’s nasty to Rayn, we see the way she looks at him. He also locks her in one room and viciously shouted at her calling her a wee bitch on a video.
He never really sees his family, assume this is because they can’t stand him.

So if you were Hinch and you could see these extremely undesirable traits, would you go out your way to visit him?

So the next person that says they feel sorry for him are getting BLOCKED! Ma post, ma rules!

I actually feel bad for him. I hope it highlights to him that Instagram is all fake. Live your life "as it should be lived".

In all seriousness, it can't be a nice feeling. I don't think any of us has any actual malice towards him and for the most part it is good natured piss taking. Someone he thought was a friend has seemingly hurt him more than anything on here said in jest ever could.

None of it is real, Mario. Go and live your actual life.

Tonsa luv, ma luvlies

Look at who he’s just followed!!

laynelo_ said:

Part 2 of the rant incase anyone’s blocked ma luvlies. Could anyone potentially translate for is? He’s said a lot a words but not actually said anything.

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All I’ve taken from this is that the leg on his console table is dented

So I ran here from another thread.
Purely because I’m currently in Costa Teguise (in the Canaries)
I’ll keep my eyes peeled

8:18pm time to get aw cosy