hopethishelpsallthebest
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Aww she's back, standing by her man. 
Madge2022
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Thread suggestion:Does anybody know what thread number it is with the rats in the attic? I was pissing myself laughing over those couple of days on herewould love to go back and have a read again!
Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap.
AwwCosyWivDeek
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My actual face as I was reading this.
(I’ve been snorting for a solid five minutes while doing this)
stop this at once. They're probably saying beetroot.
MARIO & DEEK SPOTTED IN THE WILD 
Kaydeelaydee
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Mario maths
If Mario buys 1 full length mirror, receives 2 gifted full length mirrors, gives 1 full length mirror to Bernadette and puts another full length mirror up for sale, how many wax burners does Mario have?
If Mario buys 1 full length mirror, receives 2 gifted full length mirrors, gives 1 full length mirror to Bernadette and puts another full length mirror up for sale, how many wax burners does Mario have?
Alansbigplate
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Under_The_Influencer
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Found some never before seen birthday photos ma lovelies
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BishBashBoss
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Hello ma lovelies, I went to a show last night Sister Act in that there London. Anyway it was amazing I got to see Beverley Knight and all the cast then you wouldn’t believe it Whoopie Goldberg came on stage and shouted me out because she saw all the crowds around me and she knew I had a blue tick. Best night ever. Here’s a pic
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hopethishelpsallthebest
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Hame time.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Wee Deek, can youse stop pissing aboot and show the lassies your wellies, the noo.
Look at this wee cheeky man, Deek I'll not have youse behave this way, you're ruining my fuck it year, ya wee basturt.
Look at this wee cheeky man, Deek I'll not have youse behave this way, you're ruining my fuck it year, ya wee basturt.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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I'm feart that there's Stockholm syndrome going on. We need to ring Marion's clients, aka the polis.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Nah, someone take my phone away the nooooo.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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"Deek ya scruffy wee wain, help me move the joseph joseph ah need tae get ma fresh raspberries oot the freezer the nooo. Capeesh also."
AwwCosyWivDeek
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Every photo of Derek makes him look like a dog on an animal rescue page who’s up for adoption but has been in the shelter for so long that they have to resort to cutesy anthropomorphism to try and get taker
This is Derek. A Jack Russell/Shih tzu mix, he’s a petit gent who didn’t have the best start in life. His last owner kept him chained up in a small flat for most of the day, and fed him a high-fat diet which stunted Derek’s growth.
When Derek first came to us, he had severe dental issues so his new furever family would need to be experienced in dealing with extreme gingivitis.
Derek is now fully grown and ready for his new home. He’d like to be the only dog in a house and would prefer to not have someone home all day.
Cat-tested.
As good as neutered.
This is Derek. A Jack Russell/Shih tzu mix, he’s a petit gent who didn’t have the best start in life. His last owner kept him chained up in a small flat for most of the day, and fed him a high-fat diet which stunted Derek’s growth.
When Derek first came to us, he had severe dental issues so his new furever family would need to be experienced in dealing with extreme gingivitis.
Derek is now fully grown and ready for his new home. He’d like to be the only dog in a house and would prefer to not have someone home all day.
Cat-tested.
As good as neutered.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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I can only imagine what a shit show this is going to be! Of course he'll be all cosy and warum, in bed by 7pm watching a telenovela.
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Hen's, she's found a nudist beach.
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Hen's, she's found a nudist beach.
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hopethishelpsallthebest
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We need a Roy and Hayley pic replaced with their heads. Where is our resident artist?!
