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Found some scary movies for Marion’s autumn viewing we need more folks, he’s got 7 weeks to Halloween

TheNiceBeardMan said:

When he says his furniture is in storage he probably means in his wee lock up that they sometimes have in those types of flats. But obvs he has to make out its far more extravagant than that like his regular holidays abroad to Blackpool

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Excuse you ma lovelie! But you’re wrong on this occasion! All furniture is being stored accordingly in the swankiest storage in Paisley! Which might I add is only used by those who are super successful, debt free high flyers! I’ll have you know those sofas are paying full rent! Karmer on your arse! Liar! Jealous! Keyboard warrior! Troll!

Aww lovelies he's been reframed, I didnae know TKmaxx offer such bespoke service.

Send prayers ma lovelies, keep you power.

Just to update and say Oor Betty passed peacefully on September 23rd 2022. She was at home, surrounded by family and very much ready to go and be with her parents and sister. Sat this morning and caught up a bit with the thread (I've not seen any stories of Marion's yet I've not really been up to anything) and for the first time in a week I've had a laugh.

Thanks for the laughs guys. Hopefully I'll spot Maz trawling for his candy cane lollypop in HB and this time I'll give him a good smack on our B's behalf.

I took my gran to get some shopping and the Home Bargains in Paisley is the one she likes the best. Walked down the first aisle (trying to help her with her walking frame...shes 84 and a little slower than she would like) and as I turned to make sure she was going in a straight line...someone PUSHED past me. Like fully shoulder bumped me to the point I've gone into her walker and nearly knocked my poor wee granny off her feet.

Turned round to see who it was and would you believe Maid Marion and his wee gremlin boyfriend were stood beside me looking at shampoo (got to keep those 3 hairs looking perfect eh)! I said excuse me is there a problem (didn't look too happy I imagine) and he gave me the snidiest bitchiest look and said we needed to hurry up and not take up the aisle. It's quite a wide aisle...plenty of room...could have said excuse me or had a seconds patience for the clearly elderly woman using a walking aid.

Pointed the above out to him and he rattled his shart card and said love we've all got our disabilities we still need to mind other folk. I've never been so annoyed this selfish wee prick thinks because he has the diet of a malnourished alley cat and can't hold his shit he's in the same category as an 84 year old who can't walk unassisted and just wanted to have a wander round a shop on a Saturday afternoon. Prick.

Never mind the fact his wee gurning ugly boyfriend is standing there looking totally vacant behind the eyes who is supposed to have covid. But has taken himself out to the shops on a busy Saturday afternoon maskless and in close contact with people. As soon as I said to him maybe his "followers" would like to know he's out doing nonessential shopping with covid he just flapped and said aye whatever and just about ran down the aisle with his basket.

Prick of all pricks. Second time I've "met" him...the first was about 3 years ago in Debenhams and my husband asked if they had a jacket in a size and he rolled his eyes so hard he must have given himself one of his migraines.

Hope his next shit is a hedgehog.

Oor fat little shit is ready for the snow I see.

Good morning ma lovelies **super fast mop kick**
How excited I am tae be going on a wee wedding jurney, with youse aw. (After the Herringbone fitting of course) we've been oan so many jurneys of late, I'm starting tae feel car sick, so aye. I can no longer give sympathy to wee Deek, if he's pushing Marion for a wedding, then klarna oan his arse.

I wouldnae call them beautiful and so forth. You obese pervert.

Skyflier6727 said:

He does know she doesn’t live in New York in America?. I love how Hinchy didn’t show an iota of his visit on her insta

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She did hen, she posted them on the grid. Just screenshot them for youse.

Shopping with mum.
Jadore
New York in America

Happy Holidays ma lovelies

Doingitforthegramhuntake2 said:

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From outside to what? He can only dream of having a bay window to put his tree in

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He's not allowed in hen.

Mazda will be geeing this CV to Maccies…

Recap -

Moira returned from her hiatus because he’d got pure boujee, bespoke wardrobes from the small business IKEA.

As expected they look shit and don’t fulfill the job they are meant to

He treatid himself to a new duvet and mattress topper. In the colour white and scent polyester

He spent £40 on two snide beverage glasses.

He made a pure bespoke cooler inspired by the small business, Starbucks. This included fresh frozen berries, a pump glug of Monin syrup, Chinese strawberry tea made in England by Tetley and a drizzle of ice cream syrup. In the taste of “nae teeth left hen”

He then got these new style of blind that absoloooootley no one in the history of blinds has had before. They are bespoke Venetian. In the colour faux wood with “tapes” through them. We were then treatid to a how to of how these blinds work. Strangler fingers made a come back

Still no sign of Derek the spliffer. Weee baby gurel Rain hasn’t been seen in an age either

He has weather bipolar. One minute he loves the heat. The next he cannae stand it and is melting through the flaaaaairs

Christmas chat has begun, on July 28th

Mario is still a cunt with 2 hairs oan his 5-heeed

He is living life how it is meant to be lived. Complete with cosy vibes, senses of wellness, boujee states of mind and so forth and so aye

Welcome to thread 40!!!

When the drugs start wearing off, you spot the midget in lilac leggings squinting into her phone, remember the good days of getting a good riding from Domboi and wonder if you should join Rayne in trying to jump out the window

SuzyE said:

It's not an obsession with you, you freak of nature. You're our bitch for entertainment value, so chop chop and carry on

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Bit rich to talk about people bringing your name onto tables you don’t sit at when you don’t own a fucking table.

Treatit youse aw tae an early Halloween. Although in Marion's calender, Halloween was July. Fat fuck.
Fatwoman and batboy also.