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Haven't been on over the weekend lovelies it's been a bit of a tough one.

Oor wee Betty (of shoving in Home Bargains fame) took a turn for the worse over the weekend and it's now a case of making her comfortable.

Finally caught up on the thread with a few coffees while we wait on the consultant coming back to update us. She always had a good laugh at these threads and if she had been a few years fitter Marion would have found himself upside down amongst the shampoos that day.

I'd appreciate if you could keep her in your thoughts. She's one hell of a woman. Thanks for the laughs tattlers

Ferguson said:

Where is the fat, bald scrounger also?

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On the roof hen, thinks she can fix it herself, also.

Hullo ma lovelies...

Bit of a long time no post, but as soon as I heard this roasting hot joos left oot in the paisley sun I RAN HERE.

Some of you lovelies might remember our Betty and oor not so lovely run in with a covid stricken Maz and Deek down the Linwood Home Bargs. Basically...he's a wee prick.

Since then Oor B has left us and its just been a pretty rough time altogether. So because of that I don't find myself over that way much and I haven't been back in there for quite a while. Long story short I nipped in for some bits today and the girl putting stock out stopped me to say she hadn't seen us for a while and I explained to her I was flying solo these days...

Anyway- she said oh that wee runt he's never out of here. He's got some brass neck that's twice he's been in here in the last couple of months claiming he was told he could make a reel and choose some free products and they'd give him them to advertise on his Instagram. But every time the manager tells him they don't make brand deals that's through head office and if they agreed that they'd organise it with him directly and not tell him just to pop in store and start his own supermarket sweep! She says every time he's in he loudly announces at the tills he's an influencer (funny for someone who hates the word eh) and he's best friends with Mrs hinch and so forth.

At this point I'm not shocked and kinda laugh it off and was about to go my own way when she called over the young boy behind us and said oh tell her about that cleaning Mario fanny...turns out he was in last week and somehow mentioned to the woman serving that Derek was desperate for a driving instructor (something along the lines of he wanted to buy a big item but couldn't get it home on the bus) and she said oh my husbands an instructor he's absolutely mobbed especially now the schools are finished this is when a lot of 17/18 year olds work extra shifts to do more lessons and she suggests he waits until September. This brass neck prick stood for 15 minutes on the beg for free lessons if he posts it on his Instagram. She said no repeatedly and said no he doesn't need any advertising he's absolutely worked to the limit and Mario eventually threw a strop, grabbed his bag and stomped off.

When I tell you I was HOWLING!

Not the first time I've heard people in the retail park comment on him he's always in shops on the beg

I can confirm he was out with his wintum coat on today - and I think wee deek was expecting rain
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can also confirm deek is almost tall enough to use a cash machine

I cannae breathe.

Doodlebug71 said:

Wit???the cunt is trolling us surely, this is a job for our resident artist @hopethishelpsallthebest ma luvlee...do your worst hen

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Come oan Barbie, let's go party ma wee lassie, so aye, sing it hen's!

SuzyE said:

HAHAHA I hope someone can photoshop his face with like that

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Best I can do ma lovelie

Early thread suggestion popped into my head inspired by tonight’s meltdown, think orange Dior in the title is a recurring theme :

Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior

Marion's expectations


Marion's reality



So oui.

pinkwaferbiscuit said:

This walloper will be using his flannels carrier bag to compliment the high-end polyester ensembles from primark. I’d love a @hopethishelpsallthebest bespoke piece of art tae keep us all going until next year!

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Did someone ask for this the other day? I cannae remember but it's in my camera roll and so forth?

Hello ma lovelies
I've worked 62 bespoke hoors this week.
Which is 61 mare than Mazda.

I've kept up with all your beak clutching posts.

The most liked Mazda post oan this app is this wee bespoke beauty.
Nae debates oan ma post xx

Wednesday.



Friday, also.

Snakes all over this app

Oor little leprechauns are off to Belfast?

Well ma lovelies. A cannot say how much this discovery has made ma weekend (and maybe ma year).

Here it is. The interaction between me and Maz where a discovered that he wisnae actually Mother Teresa. Who would have thought Primark could cause such a problem?

Consider me well and truly in ma ain laine.

Tons a love. Mwah x

Doodlebug71 said:

Perfect hen or as mierdre would say practice makes ok so aye ma page ma rules,maybe wan of our luvlees could basterdise the picture to feature him & him

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Basterdise

proof that he is really is a horrible cunt, my sister who has a learning disability follows him on insta, she met the wee dick in paisley last night and said hello and he turned and said to her "who are you" she said i follow you on insta and he said oh right and walked away, what an ignorant fucker

may i add that she was so embarrassed and hurt as she thought she'd done something wrong