cleaning with mario : Most liked Posts

Shrekssister said:

Title suggestion because your passion is my passion ma hen

Cleaning with mario #110: every little thing he does is tacky

Obviously tae the tune of the polis, IYKYKIYDKGTK

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Going to add a slight suggested change and propose a thread title inspired by this-

Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

Yep. Stephen Mulhern knows him so well. Also.

Ooh! Little old me got the title this week

At the end of the last thread we were all baffled at the Fat Fanny’s spelling of succumb circum

Apparently despite being the easiest person to influence and loving any trend going, he doesnae follow trends and threads is dead tae him.

As usual he makes it so easy for us, just by being his usual massive cunt self
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Just so it doesn’t get lost in the last thread….. CIRCUM

Oh dear lord…..

“Too many obstacles for us”

Aye and thats just going from the bed to the high footfall area.

Madge2022 said:

@hopethishelpsallthebest as illustrator

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Can you all wait to get your hands on this 9 pager? A moving chapter on kerrykotanotas, his teeth journey, stovie recipe, how to team leggings and new balance, and how to keep your cooker clean - simply don't use it! So aye. Published. Factual.

“Shine maself apon others” - Mario, 2023

Alright, Jesus of Nazareth, calm down

menopausalmargrit said:

Sorry to roll this out again but fun fact, unless Marion was the bit on the side they’ve no been together for 10 years.

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Hahahhahaha

Marion leaving spoons the day. So aye.

Actually no effort went intae the nights outfit. What was her thought process behind it. I'm baffled but we move.

Swedish chef said:

Just waiting for Mario and his app, to get outta his lane and become a bespoke best selling author.
Working titles include:
'Ma life in the Shart Lane'
'Candy Lane, the edge of insanity'
'Voices from a bumming fort'
'Not without my #gifted hot chocolate station'
'Mop kicking with Marion, ma life in dance'
'Vuew from the bus, a modern take on transport'
'Shattered while shinning bright'
'Smelling the wealth, ma journey from ma sofa'

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Brilliant titles hen.

I feel like his cleaning book/notebook could be called Gutted.

He'll be on a self-publishing journey next, ma lovelies.

Would you lovelies buy perfume off this fat slut?

A basket to carry the cleaning products around the flat when he could probably clean the toilet whilst sat in the living room

He's a moth the day hens, nae debates oan ma post or you'll be BLOCKED!!! Capeesh?

Anybudy else just use their normal bedding in December? Or is it just me? Asking fur maself - nae debates

I was still connected to the kitchen Alexa and he came out over that. Husband shouted “stop watching that rough Scottish bird!”

Thanks Mario, kids are crying the noo

She must be absolootley foaming at the mouth. Her family planned nowt for her birthday, her brother was nominated for an award, her sister bought her hand wash for her birthday, she had to make herself a meal for one and watch dirty dancing alone, Deek was outed for the little rat that he is, no birthday shout out from Hannah and Hinch and his autumn reel was fucking horrendous. Like the opening credits of jurassic Park, so aye. Klarna oan yer fat arse, shartin Martin!

twilightgarden said:

Talk about delusions of grandeur Maria hen!

First thing I thought of when I saw this was please could someone photoshop a teeny Marian waving into the mirror pure bespoke.
@hopethishelpsallthebest i ken this app isnae yer full time joab but could you work your magic and so forth? Tonsa luv

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Evening ma lovelie

hopethishelpsallthebest said:

Look at him, he's even right in the centre of the cushion, Deek squeezed on the edge and so forth. I zoomed in, I think we've just found Betty off the bauble. So aye!
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Why have they got a picture of @Blanche Hunt next tae the bed?