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Marion misery gunt 'album' (if one ever existed!)

Paisley Sunsets
Lyndsay Rotte Blues
Wimin R Cunts (Vile App Remix)
Dots 'o Doom
Ay Disnae Do ... (10hrs)
Chernobyl Chant (Club Mix)
We DO NOT drink the tap wortah! Noo!
Wee Deek Sprayed Ma Beek
Naw Faw Meee
Extremely Adults Only
Ma Polyester Clad Prick
Scurvy 'n Stovies
Pyoor Bespoke Bore (is ma vibe)
- duet with orr Soph
& many, many maw!

Particularly laughing at this one too also.

Hair don't in the scent prepped for surgery

Last week: says he wants to explore different parts of the world
This week: books a holiday to the next island over
Hard of geography. So si.

Shrekssister said:

Ma hens this food things bothering me in that usually you'd eat out a couple of times but majority at your all inclusive. But they seemed to eat out all the time so I did some searching oan small business google just to see what the options are lile because surely a breakfast buffet would be more or less the fry ups they're buying from that cafe.

What I've found is that it's no a case of not fancying the food it's that THEY WERENT ALLOWED. So much for everyone loving their fashion. The person on the door probably went "aye nice outfit pal, jog on" and he's took that as a compliment so aye. View attachment 2925775

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To be fare Deek‘s shorts were almost full length on him on account of him being hard or height so aye.

This was the best holiday I've ever been on. Better than my honeymoon (weans came with us so you can imagine)

You hunner percent know that oor little fat bastard thought all inclusive means, he's included in the hotel stay.

Derek knows his coffee. Derek doesn't even know he's been abroad love, Derek doesn't know his fucking surname.

Please can the next thread title have Lindsay rotte in it

Fine dining
Ground floor for disabled access
Twin beds joined together.
Lindsay rotte in abroad
Pissed off its over with

Manio practicing how to say gracias.



Manio the proud mum, watching her wain say gracias to the waiter.

Aye, extremely adults only it is


That’s their room and nae debates. Single parent Manio and wee baby Deek

Pahhhhhhh hahahahahahahaha can't actually breathe

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Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

I am eating a cake whilst participating. Multitasking innit

I've been in bits all night laughing...

If he was going for the "doing a quick run round freshen up when someone is popping over at short notice" fair enough. But see instead of giving it "awww nawww ma mawwws coming!! Quick Derek cover the smell of the shite with three full cans of febreeze!"...he could have been a normal person and shown himself quickly tidying the sofa cushions (maybe even a bit of febreeze to combat any smells from the cat because it's so effective on pet smells)...throwing some rubbish in the bin (and another wee spray because it's so effective at combating bin smells) and then shown himself cracking a window and reminding people to let fresh air in to help circulate those gorgeous new scents...then if he wanted to make a joke about the loo he could have left the bottle on the back of the loo and said just in case and a wee wink...

There you go ya big penis I've written your bloody advert for you

Imagine the scenes at Febreeze head office tomorrow morning. That bad boy is definitely getting put up on the big screen at the morning buzz meeting

Ma lovelies I cannae escape the men with Marion’s hair

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Farrow and Ball paint on the walls, earless junkies roam the halls.

Hey Mario.

Just remember that the electrician who was at your door at 07.30 has likely been up since 6am because he’s a working man, contributing tax to the system that keeps a squirrel-infested roof over your thumb head, and pays the benefits that keep you in knock-off runners.

If you worked more than 16 hours a week to keep your benefits, and worked at all on a Wednesday, you’d know that 07.30 exists and people actually work at this time. Just because you were in your manky bed wrapped in your dandruffy housecoat, doesn’t mean the whole world isn’t up and at it.

Twat.

If Deek and Beak are together 10 years in September, then why was Deek pining after Domboi in November 2014??????

You can’t be a house husband if you aren’t a husband, and don’t have a house, Mario.

Right, which one of your trolls is Head of Marketing for Home Bargains and threw a hunnerd poond to Mario as your Secret Danta gift to us all?

I’m actually shocked that he’d post himself to social media with #StinksOfChristmas in front of his ugly mug. It’s hilarious.

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Cleaning with Mario #114 #StinksOfDesperation. Factual.

Mind this hens, when she gave the postie PTSD, ugly bitch. Hard of hair.

A few people saying it was nice to meet wee Deek. I can’t see him in any of the videos, do we think he just dropped Maz off then came back two hours later with all the other mums to pick him up?