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Well said. I vaguely remember her asking for feedback and testers when the app launched.

New freak panic

“Hi guys, bit of a random one but I’ve been kicking myself all day. I totally forgot to put my SPF on this morning as I was getting ready in a hurry I work in John Lewis, so have been inside all day with no windows, however my morning and evening commute have seen a fair bit of this lovely sunshine. We were also outside for around 30 minutes due to a fire alarm evac. Am I likely to have done any damage or will one day be alright?”

So I have been following this thread for a while but never commented (and sorry for my english, it's not my first language).
I bought the autumn kit because a lot of products were on my wish list or I already tried and liked them. But I still haven't even open a lot of the products because I always have to finish one first before starting a new one. And I also don't like to introduce more than one new product into my routine for a few weeks. I don't regret buying it but I wouldn't buy a kit again because with this many products it takes a long time for me to use them. So I don't think I will ever buy a kit again.
And I also had to stop following her, she really started to annoy me in the last two years. She's just so all over the place all the time and shouting and pretending she's better than everyone.

"White Women Shut Up!" says noted White Woman Caroline Hirons who then proceeds to notably not shut up for several hours (and, I predict, days to come).

She's the kind of false ally I hate: all "Yasss gorl! I love my Nubian Queens!" in the streets and "Don't play the race card" in the sheets. Dickhead.

I find it utterly hilarious the very same people that have slagged off st ives apricot scrub for being overly harsh are now recommending fucking face sanding.....i mean if they can't see the irony in that

I call BS. No man in their right mind would mistake CH for a woman in her thirties.

I’m not surprised Ava has had it twice, she doesn’t think the precautions apply to her. Also ‘speechless and in tears’, really? REALLY?

Ok, which one of you guys wrote this comment?!

Things that never happened #571

letterspam said:

She is such a Karen, I can't even.

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Karenline Hirons

May have annoyed a Super Freak...the orange is all the one person.

I think I might be rude but if I truly had cancer I would just buy the damn bag if that’s what I really wanted. What does having cancer have to do with getting free shit? I’m just feeling cynical. But I truly try to put myself in these situations and never would I give my diagnosis to get free stuff.

but I’m on a camel so I can’t even see what I’m typing right now. Sooo….Can someone tell me what I said?

Looks like Babygirl has had a 6-12 month driving ban. That might have contributed to the generally foul mood Fathead has at the moment.
How ironic she moans about young people having no work ethic - when all 4 of her kids appear to do nothing.

NotDumbNotBlonde said:

That's such a naff thing for her to say, as well as crude. How insensitive to anyone who's undergone a mastectomy.

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I had a mastectomy at 18 and told her that a lot of people in my boat would of been incredibly hurt and feel less of a woman because of how she words things. I got swiftly blocked

Of course she's on the bandwagon with all the other influencers who have been less sucessful with their engagement numbers in recent months as IG continues to change up the algorithm. Colour me cynical but it isn't out of some altruistic desire for community and to see IG back to the old photo sharing place it once was. It's because they're all afraid of losing the platform and success they've had now the algorithm deems their content less exciting/sharable.

I miss the old old IG before influencers used it to make a shit-tonne of money doing very little.

50sGirl said:

Welcome to the dark side!
What made you see the light? Was it something we said? Oh I hope so!

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Haha thanks!

I actually left Freaks a long time ago. I “saw the light” a couple of months in and left but kept hearing about it because (without giving away their identity) I live with a recovering Freak. They told me about Tattle life and then again about the bags (one of which I purchased agesss ago). I was fuming so rejoined the group and posted what I posted and left. I never expected to hear back from the wholesaler but today we have had a lovely little conversation and they have confirmed they produce the Skin Rocks bag, telling me how long they have been producing it also. The time period adds up. And hopefully CH’s time conning the cult will be up soon (almost definitely not, but one can dream!).
Thanks all for being so welcoming

The non binary shower gel, what a ridiculous post. Just go into Boots and buy a shower gel you like the smell of, it really isn't that hard

A 4 month old and baby number 2 on the way?! I would've invested in contraception

The Trinny cleanser is lovely. Did the job, didn't make my face feel like it had been shrunk in the wash, and passed the white towel test.

Get it up you L Ron.

You know what guys, her diss of Trinny has been loud, resounding and entire. She does an evening routine, pretending to objectively review the cleansers (whilst banging on about TW being a 'mate') and picks holes in both cleansers, from the smell to the names of them. In the wording next to the post, there are few positives. The very next night she picks up two cleansers she knows nothing about (can't pronounce one of them) uses them, then praises them both highly.

They both have a post on her blog this morning. Two fingers up to Trinny eh?

She's fucking horrendous and I have no idea why I ever thought otherwise. Unprofessional, a bitter and resentful egotistical wank.

Oh wow her old adversary Dr Natalia has just unboxed a CH menopause kit on Instagram and completely ripped into every product! Actually laughing at the Sisley mask sample. She reckons a tub of Vaseline could do the job of the whole kit.

Jesus, CH will go ballistic!