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how do these people survive
Asking for advice about her chin and adds a full length photo with half the fucking street

Hey freaks! I'm delighted with my skincare regimen and I feel 25 again. I even got IDed while buying wine, can you believe it? Thanks Caroline! I've attached a selfie, I look pretty good for a 40 year old NHS worker who stayed up crying last night because my husband isn't good at surprises and because I'm only going on a spa trip!

that’s exactly what happens when you use 50+ cream. In other freakoid news.. Kate pink smith bought 250 pound boots and demanded dpd instead of royal mail with no extra charge!! So the boot company refunded her money and didn’t send them. I think that’s hilarious! If someone is being unreasonable I think that’s the best way to do it!! She’s also been blocked by cult beauty and other retailers because she’s an abusive bitch who thinks she’s soooo important.

One of the Freaks (jeez I hate that name!) is putting together a care package for a relative who has fled Ukraine with virtually nothing. All she has asked is for someone to swap one of her CH bags for one without camo print because it’s inappropriate. Lots of offers of product to be sent to her but she declined saying she has that sorted, would just like to swap a bag. Even says she will cover postage. How refreshing to see a genuine non-grifting post on there.
A few comments saying that camouflage print doesn’t feel so fashionable now. Oo dear, I hope that doesn’t affect Gangsta’s branding!

There's a link on her instagram to a Skin Rocks article about how to look after your skin during Ramadan that's so short as to barely be worth the read yet still manages to namecheck expensive skincare. As a Muslim that is observing Ramadan, I would just like to point out that everyone's usual skincare will be fine and that everyone's skin will also be fine and, No, you do not need the products mentioned or even change up your routine. So, maybe I saved someone a click but unfortunately have not been able to save anyone from the legion gushing "Thank you for being so diverse!" / "This Is What An Ally Looks Like! " / "Praise be to our Diversity Kween!" commentary left by people who wouldn't have given us even half a kind glance sideways less than a decade ago and consider (usually quite inappropriate) limited edition crescent moon consumerism to be the height of their favoured #StrongerTogether #Unity #Inclusion hashtag activism

Opinionated said:

I honestly have no words!! How do these people survive everyday life????

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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well I can tell you … when I was 22 I used a cream that was made for mature skin and as soon as I put it on my reflection in the mirror changed. I was shocked. I watched myself aging rapidly until I looked like 82 years old. I sobbed and sobbed for days until my eyes fell out and the skin around my eyes was so dry it just flew away when a breeze came through my open window. Eventually I managed to put my eyes back in. As I googled for help I found Caroline’s blog. And there it was, the solution. As per Caroline’s advice I went and smothered myself in steroids and Flu Raccoon and *bang* I looked my age again after a few weeks. Hail Queen Caroline, what do we do to deserve you!

Do you think moogzster is a Tattler? Can't wait to see if CH replies

Well I could say rather a lot but she’ll know it’s me won’t she? That would be awks

I also know for a fact that she hates the Freaks and she hates that group - that’s probably widely known? I know because I’ve seen it written by her own hand. She despises them for the most part but of course, they’re her ready made ‘to sell to’ audience. Sitting there like baby chicks really, beaks open, just waiting for her to drop in the latest box. So she’s created a bit of a monster really, hence why you’ll only ever see her pop up to either flog something or have a weird little rant at anyone who’s has defied her

What about this one? How do these people put one foot in front of the other…. They need locking up for being fuckwits

the freaks leaving work after a night shift

Just going to leave this still from Mulan here..

Send an ambulance, I can’t breathe.

I’ve got a feeling comments will be turned off soon on that post… it’s not going well for her.

I hope I’ve not missed any thread title suggestions but I only found one put forward.
Thanks to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the suggestion.

Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-19-its-literally-a-load-of-old-flannel.28868/

Quick recap…

Gangsta and Mel Smith and Daniel Mays were separated at birth!
She’s not had a weekend off in YEARS but loved her Duran, Duran trip to Ibiza a few days ago!
Freaks group lost around 15,000 members in 10 days.
Kits weren’t an instant sell out.
Apparently she invented yellow before Trinny.
Blue Tickers are more important on Instagram than us plebs.
Still permanently outraged - blames stuff on ADHD.
Encouraged followers to “sand” their foreheads with an acid product and then use retinol. Freaks showing pictures of damaged skin.
Called Creighton’s “piss taking wankers” after they posted their product saying it had been discussed on the Freaks group.
Gangsta and her cult posted on Creighton’s Instagram saying it had never been mentioned in the Freaks group. They lied because a now banned Freak posted screenshots.
X Factor sob stories made a short come back in the group but less freebies are being offered.
”Don’t I look young” filtered pics still appearing in the group but are now starting to get called out. Yay!
”Hilarious things my partner/child said about our Kween” posts still appearing in the group - on here we put it in the “didn’t happen/complete bullshit” file!

Sorry if I missed anything.
PS Oh and please never forget she is a Native American, Irish, Scouse mother of 4 and grandmother of 1.
PPS Anyone heard from Jim lately…?

rileysbunny said:

Where TH did I say what happened was okay? Kindly point it out for me, bc clearly your hatred of Caroline Hirons is blinding you so much that you think every comment that isn't directly bashing her is somehow in defense of her. You're hating her so much you're becoming her. I can have an opinion on irresponsible purchase behavior while not defending CH's mishandling of the situation, you do know these aren't mutually exclusive, right?

We're living in debt economy, especially in developed countries where good/decent social benefits are enabling people to make horrendous financial decisions every single day. "Affordability" is relative, but should we really be encouraging people to budget their lives one month at a time?

And what's with the hypocrisy? One minute you wanna call out people for buying skincare they don't need, the next minute "people have the right to spend hundreds to spoil themselves even though they can barely afford rent". Do you even hear yourselves?

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Hi @rileysbunny
I don't think anyone assumed you were in support of CH, more that you insinuated that unless you have excess of £1000 in your bank account at any given moment you should not spend anything other than the bare minimum to survive. I've highlighted the parts of your comment that I found that correlate the the comments you quoted.

Ok, I’m so sorry for what’s about to come out my mouth but I’m catching up after 10 nights in hospital and I am seething.

I watched her hospital stories on instagram last week from my hospital bed and have never been so glad to have been pummelled full of intravenous morphine at the time otherwise I would have caused mass violence.

I had to be carried (all 14.5 stone of me!!!) by my husband from our bedroom. Down a flight of stairs, out our front door and in to the back seat of our ca to lie flat. Then he drove me to a&e where he done a ‘stop drop and roll’ at the a&e doors, I crawled from the car in to PACKED a&e while he parked and sat in the car until I gave him the signal I had been triaged etc, and didn’t get a seat in a&e because 3 patients were there with THREE companions EACH and every other adult patient had at least one, mainly two companions. I sat on the toilet in the bathroom with the door open waiting ti be called which thankfully, because I must have been one of the few genuine ’accidents or emergencies’ only took 20 minutes. God bless NHS.

to be lying in a bed, in mortal agony and severely and dangerously unwell, and see THOSE stories, was a kick in the fucking teeth.

I had abscesses in my kidneys, sepsis, an inflamed pancreas and a bowel so inflamed it was hours away from rupturing, and SHE had the AUDACITY to not only broadcast that her son was taking up invaluable resource and space in an NHS hospital for a self inflicted incident when I’m SURE she has private medical care for her and all her womb goblins, but that he obviously wasn’t sick enough to actually NEED the bed because that lazy, fat, self entitled, ungrateful bastard was lying in it with her sunglasses on like a fucking kardashian in rehab?!?

THEN has the NERVE to post further stories MOANING about wait times, lack of seats, service quality etc AND STILL doesn’t sense the tone so comes live days later to tear them to shreds again?!?!

sorry, but people like her and her family need a reality check and someone to tell them how fucking full of self importance they are for a bunch of talentless fucks who havent done an honest days work in a decade

Waiting for someone to claim their 12 step skincare routine has become foreplay for her and hubby. He always shouts “thank you caroline!” when he comes.

For someone who claims to be so left wing she's actually a real capitalist puppet. She's so out of touch and clueless

I wonder if Sunday Riley released a Vaseline type product, put it in a fancy jar and called it "Indigo Restoring Concentrate" would the freaks be all over it.

Anyone know who the CEO of Samsung is? Thinking of sending them a gift as I'm so grateful to be able to access Tattle on my mobile device and want to show my appreciation for allowing me to buy their products xxx