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11/01/25
What special kind of utter mouthbreather doesn't check their fuel level for a journey or is she lying again about running out of fuel? Stranded for two hours and didn't film a thing? She would have been filming something like The Blair Witch Project!

All she does is complain. "Jude got me up at 6:30am". That's what being a parent is all about you stupid twat.

As for Jude riding around in only his nappy, underfloor heating or no underfloor heating, that child is being broadcast on social media to God only knows who.

COVER THAT CHILD UP YOU UTTER PIECE OF SHIT.

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21515140

Here we go! The return of the two crumpets, poached eggs and spinach.


Now asking her mouthbreathing, knuckledragging followers for help because she can't take her iron tablets. This utter cunt has a fucking Diet Plan for God's sake but knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT NUTRITION.

Use Google you absolute thick as shit, braindead mutant. You can google this in seconds. It would help if her diet didn't consist of ABSOLUTE SHIT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Honestly, those kids don't stand a chance with this twat and STOP PHOTOSHOPPING YOURSELF BEYOND RECOGNITION!!!!!!! God forbid you ever went missing because you wouldn't have a hope in hell being found!






Out for Sex Pest Pob's father's birthday and all you can hear is her massive gob. It's clear to see that they are all only tolerating her because of the children. Jude's nose looks full of snot.

Noah's behaviour is utterly disgusting. Shouting across the table "I wanna blow the candles out" as he goes to launch himself across the table (which she quickly cut). He managed to get his own way as usual though and blew them out anyway.

Then Noah's display of dancing and slapping his backside in front of the other children was utterly rank. Why is a nearly 4yr old even doing this?


Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21520719

No need to post this whatsoever. Who even needs or wants to see this? Also, she looks naked under the covers and Noah is up well past 11pm. Where is Sex Pest Pob - in the other room? Another row?

So she said she's smashed her phone and "thinks Jude did it". Surely she would know what happened as her phone is literally glued to her hand.

Her behaviour is getting stranger (if that's even possible).

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21520940

12/01/25
What the hell is she doing filming Noah standing on that chair dancing? One misplaced foot and he'd be onto that floor and fracture his skull.

It wouldn't be a happy Sunday then.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21523344

Gigi Fanjita is already being pimped out - even in the womb.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21550909

Playing the "happy family" narrative again but it's just not working is it Chazza? Sex Pest Pob has completely checked out.

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21540008

13/01/25
Look how swollen her hands are!


14/01/25
This is supposed to be a work-out?

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21573454

So not only has she outed Matt as a sex pest, she's also outed him as a shit dad and THAT HE PISSES THE BED!

Link to Podcast recap:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21542013

Poor little Jude being stuck on the other side of the room in front of an I-Pad. Why couldn't she sit him with the others so he could watch what they were doing and feel included?

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21549330

Honestly, she's like a broken record and has lost the plot completely. Pregnant 3 times in 4yrs? Forgetting about your 'miscarriage' again eh?

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21550554


Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21573847

A throwback of Matt at 21yrs old before he was known as a sex pest and pisses the bed!


16/01/25
"Big Minge Energy".

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21563279

WTAF?


She looks like a giant turd!

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21570502

17/01/25
This week's Q&As.
Link to Podcast Recap:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21567026





So she feels it could happen "any time" and needs to pack her hospital bag. She's still got ages to go and also has this non-refundable Baby Shower still selling tickets - if anybody is stupid enough to buy any. Pregnancy is the easiest part and if she's struggling now, three kids under 4yrs old is going to hit her like a nuclear bomb.


Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21573114

Sorry but what's so funny about this? Sex Pest Pob is filming her eating highly processed noodles watching Love Island and he's in hysterics.

Don't laugh too hard SPP, you might piss the bed again!

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21576391

18/01/25
This pretty much sums her up and her stupid, enabling mother.


Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21578442

19/01/25


These pictures are hilarious. No wonder she posted them so late - too busy photoshopping them to death!





Just give it up you unhinged mess!

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21590754

A really great look especially if you want to go out looking like a giant walking turd!

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21594864

20/01/25
Off to do the podcast today and her special guest is Kate Hayes. She's stuffing her face on a McDonald's breakfast with loads of hash browns in the studio but she's fuming as she didn't get her FIVE sachets of ketchup.

The Baby Shower/Live Podcast is still going ahead and "she's had to allocate more tickets which are now at a discount". Yeah whatever Chazza. Even Sex Pest 'I Piss The Bed' Pob might be there!! The people who are stupid enough to have bought tickets need to realise that this might not even happen and they won't get their money back as the event tickets are non-refundable! Serves them right for being so fucking gullible.


Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21596087

Well, there's no videos of the thousands of people that turned up for the 'superstar' that is Charlotte Dawson today in Manchester!


FFS, she wouldn't know hard work if it slapped her around her pan-face. Nobody turned up did they today so it looks like the prize was won by a random shopper in a dead shopping centre!

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21599042

OMG, she's actually turning into Pob!


21/01/25

Link to thread post with Podcast recap:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21600772

How morbid? If Chazza isn't careful it could be sooner rather than later if she doesn't change her lifestyle.


So glad to hear this will be her last baby. Will she cut Sex Pest 'I Piss The Bed' Pob's cock off or will she get sterilised? Hopefully both. Why can't she just tell that child to stop putting his fingers in her mouth and Jude is now copying him.

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21602167

Oh dear Sex Pest Pob, yet another shackle around you and another massive red flag. Old Chazza really wants you under her supervision doesn't she? Are you not allowed to go to the gym anymore in case there are some fit blondies about? Seems like she definitely doesn't want you going to saunas either for exactly the same reason!

Go and find your backbone and run. It'll only get worse as time goes by!



22/01/25
She can't cope now let alone with three kids under four and a cheating pervert for a partner.

Yet again saying "the baby could come at any moment and she feels like she's touching cloth".

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21606400

Cardboard cut-out Les is looking over the washing? She's absolutely tapped in the head!


Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21610605




FFS learn how to cook something else. You're only doing it to promote your scam diet.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21612074

WTF is she doing? She looks deranged and possibly under the influence? This is not acceptable or normal behaviour.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21612792

23/01/25
Having her hair done and it's gone 10pm. "I'm about to give birth" yet again? You have weeks left still or is she lying about the dates because of the amount of alcohol she was chucking down her neck in the first trimester?

That's definitely not all your real hair, you have tape-in extensions put in. She is just one walking lie.

How's the non-refundable baby shower going Carbie? Let's hope nobody has been stupid enough to buy a ticket.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21635506

24/01/25
Christ on a bike!


Link to thread post with Podcast recap:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21633511

Has Amanda thrown her under the bus here? She states JUNE 2024 she received a call, yet Carbie said they found out in the airport in JULY 2024.


Noah standing on a chair again and her just filming it. Both boys have now got I-Pads to be glued to. Disgusting, lazy parenting at it's finest which will do those children more harm than good. Jude with that recorder in his mouth looked so dangerous. One knee jerk from Noah and it would have gone down his throat.

Why the hell is she shoving her humongous gut into Jude's face whilst he's eating? Absolutely disgusting. You can't believe you have a 4yr old on Sunday Chazza? We can't believe that child is in no routine yet, literally runs the house and gets his own way all the time, still wears nappies and has a dummy.

You are an absolute disgrace.


Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21645180

Good God what a state. Surprised Sex Pest Pob went within an inch of her but he was being a good boy wasn't he? What a wetwipe!

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21647278

25/01/25



Well what a surprise, the Belters were right all along. Chazza has CANCELLED the Baby Shower which was non-refundable.

'She has to think of her health.....?" Pull the other one you scammer. Highly doubt there were many tickets sold tbh but if tickets were sold, let's hope there is a huge uproar.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-57-shes-not-as-bright-as-her-ring-light.48002/post-21653105

26/01/25
Today is Noah's 4th Birthday.
Indeed where has the time gone?

Noah's still got a dummy, still in nappies, still has no routine, still rules the house and gets his own way, still eats absolute rubbish, always looks tired and has a mouth like a sewer!

Great parenting!

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21656949

The huge belly is out again. Wow, watch Noah open that present and then just throw it. At least Sex Pest Pob was allowed to go today!


Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21662276

How the hell did she get her bunions in those awful shoes?


Noah's 4th Birthday Party and Chazza made it all about herself as usual.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21666361



27/01/25
Oh wind your neck in, this isn't your first rodeo. She should have eaten healthily throughout this pregnancy and is certainly paying the price for it now!

We'll wait with our popcorn when reality finally hits. Sex Pest 'I Piss The Bed' Pob won't step up will he? It's gonna be a right old shitshow!

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21671860

Oh the irony! Chazza calling another diet page a scam because they used an old picture of her.

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21673436

Yet again Sex Pest Pob is filming her scoffing a crisp butty. What is the actual point in doing this as she's fully compliant in posting it on her stories?

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21674962

28/01/25

Link to thread post with Podcast recap:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21674949

A few reviews on the Podcast (22 in the charts).





https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14334169/Charlotte-Dawson-bump-mum-event-child.html





29/01/25






Yet another photoshoot and stuffing her face yet again before they use weapons grade photoshopping on the finished product.


Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21695858

30/01/25
No words at all. She is utterly disgusting.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21693178

Sex Pest Pob has got his phone back (probably with parental controls on) and Carbie is still a fat twat in a Russian hat.


So the growth scan went OK and Gigi Fanjita is 6lbs. She's still going on about how it could happen any minute. Change the record, you've got weeks left still.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21702305

Poor child is going to be traumatised for life seeing that.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21702664

The photoshopping on these photos are ridiculous!


31/01/25
So Sammy Shitstain's was 45yrs old yesterday (definitely has had a hard paper round) and Noah of course had to blow out the candles again.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21704650

The sauna company has posted this. Chazza has been using the sauna day and night, as stated by them, whilst heavily pregnant. Tell us you don't give a fuck about your unborn child without telling us.





Make it make fucking sense, so the company are advocating pregnant women to use the sauna and also implying that it was bought for the younger family being a 1yr, 4yr & an unborn child.


Now the company have changed the wording on their grid post to just Matt.


And now some 'damage control' from Chazza.




Now she's having another monstrosity made for her Baby Shower that will probably rival Dame Edna Everidge. She will obviously look hideous as per.

We thought you weren't having a Baby Shower as you are '"heavily pregnant and looking after your health...."


Poor little Jude once again trying to eat his food and she's shoving her gut in his face whilst filming it all.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21712549

01/02/25
At Linda Nolan's funeral (RIP) and making it all about herself yet again. Chazza literally made a beeline for the press and for some reason, was sitting right near the casket.






https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14349265/Charlotte-Dawson-goes-glam-Linda-pays-sweet-tribute-Nolan-sister-singers-funeral-Blackpool.html

So you don't photoshop your pictures Chazza?



What kind of utter, soulless arsehole buries a 'close friend' as she claimed, makes a show of herself at the funeral and then has her Baby Shower ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY?

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14350309/Charlotte-Dawson-pregnant-baby-matt-sarsfield-pda.html

Some of the comments!




As for that monstrosity she wore!




The journalist who wrote the article was definitely on the crack pipe!

Who shares who shares Noah, 3 and June, 1
Bombshell
Toned Legs
Blossoming
Radiant
Sportsman


So dangerous but as usual, she couldn't give a fuck.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21725273

Honestly, words fail at the ridiculous state of her, standing and dancing on a chair, holding this shitshow on the same day as Linda Nolan's funeral and not even refunding people their money for the Baby Shower/Live Podcast on the 7th February.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21731882

02/02/25
This week's Podcast Q&As.
Link to thread post with recap:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21724947

Happy Heavenly Birthday Daddy, you would have been 94yrs old today". Err, no he wouldn't have possibly lived that long at all with his unhealthy lifestyle of eating utter crap, coupled with heavy smoking and drinking every day! That's why he dropped down dead.

Absolutely unhinged behaviour. You can clearly see how pissed off Sex Pest Pob is in the background with his Chernobyl coloured trainers! As for the kids kissing cardboard cut-out Les - WTAF!





Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21732034

Our Trace with a Colin The Caterpillar for Granite Grandad!




03/02/25
Has she ever done a full day's work?



Dear God, please save us from a 'sexeh' photoshoot. We'll need to bleach our eyes.




04/02/25
Well, the Katie Hayes Podcast is out and it's absolutely disgusting. "It's a bit of a cockfest in your house". "It's a proper sausage fest". Who even talks like that about their male children?



Yet another unfunny reel. Give it a rest.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21740942


Link to Podcast recap:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21741755



Why does she think 6am is early when it's pretty standard to get up at time when you have children? Jude is literally stuck in front of an IPad now just like Noah.


05/02/25
Wow, Chazza's absolutely fuming about people telling her to cover up! She's 36 weeks pregnant and still hasn't got the common sense to buy some elasticated maternity clothes that will actually fit her. Now she's comparing her belly button from a fanny flap to a todger. WTF is the matter with her?

Noah's cheek has really flared up again. It looks so red and sore. Whatever happened to getting it checked out with a specialist and the possibility of having a biopsy? Just goes to show how much she uses a filter.

Sex Pest Pob is downstairs and they're waiting on a McDonald's delivery. She asks Noah to go and see where it is as the location of the delivery driver will be on Sex Pest Pob's phone.

Doesn't anybody cook in that house? Whatever happened to Sex Pest Pob being so health conscious? Chazza is literally at this point a walking heart attack and those boys are surviving on no nutritional food whatsoever.

How ironic that she's still plugging her 'diet' scam and looking like she's just been dug up.



Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21753985

Yet another scan with just Our Trace.





https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14364603/Pregnant-Charlotte-Dawson-baby-bump-waters-break-nine-month-update.html

Are you having a laugh Chazza?



06/02/25
Good God above! Scraping her bunioned feet with a potato masher.


Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21766323

07/02/25



More attention seeking. You would think she was the only woman to ever get pregnant. She thinks her waters have broken? Probably just pissed herself like Sex Pest Pob does!


Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21771476

Oh give over "Noah let's slip the name". She said Gigi/Penelope ages ago.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/charlotte-dawson-moans-nothings-secret-34633947

The new Makes Scents advert. Make it make sense ffs. Really not a good look.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-58-your-bellybutton-looks-like-a-flap-well-cover-it-up-and-shut-your-trap.48341/post-21776649

08/02/25
Strange how you keep referring this as your "third pregnancy" Chazza? Have you forgotten about your "miscarriage" straight after Noah's accident at the party?



09/02/25
"I WANNA BLOW THE CANGLES OOOUUUTTT!" How much has she filtered Noah's face?