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    27/09/22
    It might be blunt but it's the truth.
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    Chazza had a dream that Matt cheated on her and 'it was so realistic', she didn't speak to him for hours! πŸ˜‚
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    28/09/22
    Teach that child some table manners.
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    29/09/22
    Chazza filmed a reel for 'What I Eat in a Day' for her Belleh Blasters Plan. This consisted of breakfast, lunch and dinner including two snacks. What an utter joke and more fool the people that had actually parted with their money to follow this scam.
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    Matt filmed the most cringe reel ever for Dawsylicious Tanning. 'Pale -v- Tanned Shopping!' 😬
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    30/09/22
    Matt took her out Birthday shopping with his 'pocket money'. Check out the fake Rolex! πŸ˜‚
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    01/10/22
    Another 1st Birthday Party but you wouldn't think so judging by her friend's behaviour!
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    02/10/22
    They get the keys for Castle Greyskull (which is aptly named for its soulless, empty, grey character) but Chazza has already done a 30th Birthday photoshoot in there. She went on to post progress on the home account 'TheDawsySarsyWay'.
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    They're off to The Lakes to start her 30th Birthday celebrations, which was a gifted stay, and the rollers are back in. Matt looks absolutely thrilled. Just look at his face!! πŸ˜‚
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    03/10/22
    30 today!
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    13/10/22
    Chazza did another excruatingly cringe reel for Dawsylicious Tanning 'Putting the Bins Out Pale -v- Tanned'. 😬
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    She also did a series of adverts for Forever Unique again modelling some completely overpriced outfits. Considering the country is going through a 'cost of living crisis', it was completely unrelatable to say the least!
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    14/10/22
    Chazza gave us a sneak preview of the hideous shoes that she was going to wear for her 30th Birthday Party (£750). 🀒
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    15/10/22
    For Baby Loss Awareness Week, Chazza recorded a video about 'her own experience'. Yet again, this video was littered with discrepancies, she looked shifty with her eyes darting all over the place and there was a display of fake crying again with no tears. Her timeline was confusing and she also completely omitted Noah's accident at the Christening Party and the fact he was rushed to A&E on 10/04/22.

    SHORT SUMMARY OF VIDEO & TIMELINE

    Chazza stated that she lost the baby at 9/10 weeks. Her mother had previously suffered two stillborn babies. πŸ€” (No records of this).

    "We wanted to extend our family and I've always wanted a little girl. We weren't really trying but we were in Dubai (11/02-07/03) and when we came back, I had a feeling that I was pregnant. On Mother's Day (27/03/22), we went to get a Pregnancy test and we were out for Sunday dinner. I went to the toilet and it said "Pregnant 1-2 Weeks" and then I told Matt. We went to Matt's parents that evening and told them and all of our friends. I had the Races to go to (08/04/22) and the Christening (10/04/22 - the night of Noah''s accident) and then that day I started bleeding. I was told it could be 'implantation bleeding'. We went to the hospital later that night and was told "everything's OK, you won't have a miscarriage. I promise you everything is OK. Your wall is closed".

    "We went to view a house the next day and then went back to the Early Pregnancy Unit. *'cries'. The hospital told me 'I'm really sorry, that's it. There's nothing we can do'. When we got back to Noah and saw Noah's face I was so grateful. He really did save us. He saved me and Matthew". πŸ™„

    These dates do not add up at all. If she had started bleeding at the Races (08/04/22) she never went to the hospital that night. They instead went out to a Wedding Reception after the Races.

    0n (09/04/22) they all went out to a Wedding Reception where Noah was given beer by two different men.

    On (10/04/22) in the evening, they attended the Christening where Noah had his accident and was rushed to A&E. They were at the hospital for him - NOT her! They then returned BACK to the hotel instead of going home.

    THIS IS NOT A WOMAN WHO IS SUFFERING A MISCARRIAGE!

    09/04/22 - GOING THROUGH A 'MISCARRIAGE' AND THEN GOING OUT THAT NIGHT? YOU'RE A LIAR. 🀬

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    10/04/22 - GOING THROUGH A 'MISCARRIAGE' AND GOING OUT YET AGAIN? WTAF YOU LIAR. 🀬
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    WHY would you 'view a house' the following day during a 'miscarriage' and then go to the hospital? πŸ€”

    If you had started bleeding at the Races (08/04/22), why would you go out in the evening to a Wedding Reception (wearing a light blue suit?) - if at all? πŸ€”

    Why would you go to a Wedding Reception on Saturday (09/04/22) all night? πŸ€”

    Why would you go to the Christening on Sunday (10/04/22) wearing a light dress? πŸ€”

    Why would you tell everybody you are 'pregnant' when you've only just found out? πŸ€”

    No medical professional would EVER tell you "everything's going to be OK, you won't have a miscarriage. I promise you everything's going to be OK". πŸ’―

    If the test showed '1-2 weeks pregnant' on Mother's Day it would have been a digital test. She showed a non-digital line test (+) (-). In the 'pregnancy announcement' video the test showed a negative line (-). After being called out about it, she then came back at 'trolls' with a positive (+) test but this was not a digital test. How would she know she was 1-2 weeks? She didn't. πŸ’― It was ALL damage control and deflection away from Noah's accident and their neglect. πŸ’― 🀬

    She also would not have been 'around 9/10 weeks' when she 'miscarried'. A miscarriage at 9/10 weeks is horrific and not 'a small clot' and 'like a period'. The 'awful news announcement' was on 12/04/22. She 'found out she was pregnant' on Mother's Day (27/03/22) - the '9/10 weeks' is NONSENSE.

    NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. TO BE A GOOD LIAR, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GOOD MEMORY. ANYBODY WHO IS SUFFERING A REAL MISCARRIAGE WOULD NOT BE ACTING LIKE THIS. πŸ’―

    YOU HAVE INSULTED EVERY WOMAN WHO HAS SUFFERED A MISCARRIAGE BY LYING ABOUT HAVING ONE. 🀬

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    MORE FAKE CRYING! YOU ARE A FILTHY LIAR. 🀬

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    16/10/22
    Right at home at the Pumpkin Patch. They're the same colour as pumpkins!
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    17/10/22
    Stop begging and Google it like everybody else!
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    18/10/22
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    Our Trace massaging Chazza's bunions.
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    A Tattler was bewildered as to how Chazza and Matt managed to obtain such a large mortgage for a Β£995k house when they hadn't sold the previous house yet.

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    19/10/22
    Tickets went on sale for Cinderella.
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    20/10/22
    Car shopping for Our Trace but Matt stole the show with his ridiculous outfit of leggings and shorts! 🀑

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    Another weird edit! πŸ€ͺ
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    21/10/22
    The 30th Birthday Party - The Orange, Feathery, Glittery, ShitFest!!

    Chazza continued her 30th Birthday celebrations with a 20's themed birthday bash. After the getaway to Lake Windermere, she threw the bash at The Barn, Morley's Hall, Manchester joined by family, friends and a handful of z-list cling-ons. Cardboard cut-out Les was the Guest of Honour!

    The venue was transformed with black, silver and gold balloons and a black carpet was laid out the front along with fairy lights and a large sign which read 'Welcome to Chazza's Chuffin 30th Birthday!' Inside, huge light up letters had been installed spelling out DAWSY, there were screens showing photos of Les and Chazza and there was even a gravy fountain.

    Chazza had three different outfits for the evening - which were all completely hideous!! She even ripped the arm off the first one on purpose.

    Paul Kelly's on his way. We all know what's in his party bag! ❄❄
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    Paul Kelly with Amanda Harrington.
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    What a couple of belters! Come ere yew! 🀒
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    The three outfits.
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    Outfit 1
    This was an epic fail as it didn't fit around the bust and Chazza kept falling out of it! πŸ˜‚
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    Outfit 2
    This one looked like she was wearing an incontinence nappy underneath it! πŸ˜‚
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    Outfit 3
    This one looked like it was made from Our Trace's old net curtains! πŸ˜‚
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    The screen with different photos on.
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    Some guests got carried away!
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    Whilst Giffen and co. carried a keg away with them back to their hotel.
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    When the filter slips!
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    22/10/22
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    26/10/22
    They went to two events in one night. One for Wilmslow Mortgage Company (who probably provided their mortgage) and Forever Unique.
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    28/10/22
    Back on the lash again!
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    31/10/22
    Happy Halloween and a 75% discount on Belleh Blaster!
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    03/11/22
    Chazza was filming an ad and Matt interrupted her in mid-flow by singing in the bedroom (look at the state of the bedroom!). The mask slipped and she shot him a death stare. Matt appeared in a few ads for matching Christmas pyjamas and looked an utter dickhead! He looked very awkward and has not participated in an ad with her since! πŸ˜‚
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    04/11/22
    Chazza was fuming!!! She had done a reel 'Changing the Nappy Bin Pale -v- Tanned' and it didn't quite get the acclaim she wanted! In fact most people were disgusted by it and she went into one, giving the V sign yet again!
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    05/11/22
    Chazza and Matt took Noah to a firework display. Melted Ken desperately tried to steer clear of the bonfire!! πŸ˜‚
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    09/11/22
    Chazza put up a poll asking people 'if she was weird for taking Noah to nursery in her pyjamas'. She was clearly not impressed with the results. Don't put up a poll then and it only takes a minute to throw some bottoms on! 🀑
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    10/11/22
    Chazza saw a robin and wondered if it was her dad visiting her again. πŸ‘»πŸ‘»
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    11/11/22
    Rehearsals are well underway for Cinderella.
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    12/11/22
    Stop begging and just use Google!
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    14/11/22
    Noah was dangerously sitting right on the edge of the glossy kitchen island whilst she filmed him. If he had slipped, he could have cracked his head open on the floor tiles. She gave him 'choc choc' before he went to nursery as well which is pure laziness.
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    16/11/21
    Utterly vile! 🀒
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    19/11/22
    Noah's sparce Playroom. The bookshelf has one book on it!
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    20/11/22
    Somebody makes a true statement and Chazza the bully sets all her dim minions onto them again. And it's 'THEY'RE' you illiterate bitch.
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    A large heavy mirror was noticed leaning against the wall whilst Noah was zipping about on his little car closely by it. An absolute deathtrap! 🀬
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    Out with Amanda Harrington, Our Trace and Matt's nan. Just look at the difference in photos of stumpy Amanda and Chazza after being photoshopped!! πŸ˜‚
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    21/11/22
    If looks could kill! He must really hate her!! πŸ˜‚
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    Please stop it ffs! 🀒
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    23/11/22
    Advertising herself as 'Cinderella's MILF' for the Panto, which is a family show. Her disgusting comments drew in complaints.
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    24/11/22
    This is at night so those empty bottles and nappy bag have been there all day. No bed covers either. If this is what she thinks is OK to post, what wouldn't she want to post? She's more concerned about whether to hang a chandelier over the pool table or not. πŸ™„
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    25/11/22
    The Daily Mail going down the 'Gemma Collins' 3st non-existent weight loss' route although Chazza hasn't been sticking to her Belleh Blaster Plan and eats absolute crap day in, day out!
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    26/11/22
    The opening night of Cinderella was today. Our Trace gave Chazza a card from 'daddy' with some flowers. The fairy lights in the flowers malfunctioned and Chazza thought her dad was 'in the flowers'. πŸ™„ πŸ‘»πŸ‘»
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    28/11/22
    Grifted lights for outside the house, which was practically bare inside, and priorities first for Chazza's bedroom. Noah still hasn't got his own bedroom.
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    29/11/22
    Chazza posted up a video which was truly appalling although she 'thought it was cute and the trollz will be out in force'. Noah was absolutely covered in chocolate and still eating chunks of chocolate whilst she was bouncing him up and down on her knee. The poor child looked completely sick and she looked like she had been drinking. It was absolutely vile. 🀬
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    Our Trace had a sleep-over.
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    30/11/22
    At her niece and nephew's joint Birthday Party.
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    01/12/22
    Yet more 'choc choc' for breakfast.
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    Charming for a family friendly panto. 🀒
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    The state of her dressing room! πŸ˜‚
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    One Tattler took some 'in the wild' shots at the Panto. She definitely looks different without the filters!
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    03/12/22
    The filter slipped on Noah's face today and you could really see the angry red scar on his cheek. They haven't sorted this out properly since it happened at that party. The poor child will be scarred for life. πŸ˜”
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    04/12/22
    Chazza did a reel 'I think I've Lost the Plot' where she was dancing, gurning and stuffing her mouth with chocolate'. This dire reel only showed that she was literally a one-trick pony and not in the slightest bit funny. At this point, she had more than run out of ideas. 😴😴
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    05/12/22
    And yet another rant!!
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    06/12/22
    Noah being fed a bowl of Super Noodles of all things. 🀬
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    09/12/22
    Chazza was feeling very sorry for herself today and 'struggling'. She had only been performing at the Panto for two weeks and by the look of the half-empty theatre, the ticket sales were also struggling!
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    10/12/22
    Out on the lash with the usual suspects, grabbing each other's breasts and off their chops but no sign of Matt.
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    11/12/22
    Getting yet more backlash for her Belleh Blaster scam!
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    13/12/22
    Stuffing her face yet again backstage at the Panto.
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    Chazza and Our Trace went to see Jon Culshaw play Les in Les Dawson: Flying High at The Lowther Pavilion Theatre.
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    14/12/22
    This photo sums up Chazza's parenting skills.

    Noah plonked in front of a screen at breakfast. βœ”
    Dummy at the ready to be shoved in his mouth. βœ”
    CocoPops - no sign of fruit/protein etc. βœ”
    Chazza filming him on her phone. βœ”
    Noah being praised for sticking his tongue out. βœ”
    Talking utter gibberish to him instead of proper words to help his non-existent speech. βœ”

    But hey, she's doing her best! πŸ™„
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    15/12/22
    Shakeh Shakeh Our Trace!
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    Matt went to get Noah's hair cut whilst she was at the Panto. Chazza was 'fewmin' about it and this clearly gave off co-parenting vibes.
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    It looked much better although it did look like it had been cut with a knife and fork!!
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    16/12/22
    Somebody's looking completely wired! ❄❄
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    Honestly, if that child toppled backwards onto those hard ceramic tiles whilst you are stupidly filming Chazza, he would crack his head open you fool. 🀬
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    17/12/22
    Instead of filming him, clean him up. The poor mite has no privacy. Still no news on them actually getting his cheek sorted out either.
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