11/02/23 Chazza finally addressed the scar on Noah's cheek during some Q&As. She was clearly lying yet again as her eyes were darting everywhere, she kept looking away from the camera and kept fidgeting.
"I don't talk about it a lot as these 'horrible trolls' say that it's a cigarette burn and I put a cigarette out on his face. Like wow, I don't even smoke. Why the hell would I do that?"
NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THAT YOU LIAR! STOP BLAMING 'THE TROLLS'. YOU ARE DEFLECTING ONCE AGAIN AND LYING FOR SYMPATHY!!
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Very quick to get yourself checked out but not your child's cheek eh? It's been a year!
Matt returns back to plastering. They must be skint!
On Valentine's Day they all went for a walk and went to see Les' statue. Romance was strictly off the menu by the look of it! What a farce of a 'relationship'.
Melted Ken has turned into Action Man!
They can't go to Amsterdam for a Birthday weekend with friends because Noah is ill. He has Chickenpox but Chazza called it 'Chick Chick Pop Pop' and then 'Chick Chick Pock Pock'. Noah won't eat a meal as he has lost his appetite and is being fed choc choc, crisps and fruit. (Highly doubt fruit!).
Later on, Matt said 'he wants another connection with somebody else but they're just stuck together'. Matt wouldn't answer Chazza as she said he had selective hearing and then started clicking her fingers at him. Such a healthy relationship - NOT!!! That's proof that this 'relationship' is completely and utterly toxic!
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Putting on a 'united front' today after last night's shitshow about "having extra connections outside their relationship". Well, if you could call that a relationship! Obviously Matt has been threatened about his pocket money being cut again and is now showing his face! "Do you fanceh me again Matthew. Do ya. Do ya?" What an absolute joke these two are. You actually couldn't make it up if you tried! What a way to live your life - completely living a lie.
Who was looking after Noah though, who actually still had Chickenpox, whilst they went out and filmed this fake display of unity after last night's shitshow?
Chazza was so stressed but she had enough time to make a ridiculous video of her being 'overwhelmed by washing'. Noah was still ill and Matt was, as usual, engrossed with his phone - probably looking for hook-ups in the local area! Naughty Pob!
The Pregnancy Announcement
Well, The Belters called it. Chazza was pregnant again! Pob was not firing 'Blankety Blanks'!!!
Chazza was 17 weeks pregnant with her 'rainbow baby' but they had kept it private. "Matthew was absolutely buzzing" and they shared declarations of being a 'Dream Team" but then unfollowed each other on Instagram. Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up if you tried to!!
If you can stomach watching this clip, please do. All you can notice is how awkward Matt looks throughout it. He has the face of a completely trapped man! Matt, Chazza's 'pezza man'. Pass the sick bucket!
So, if they found out at the end of November.....
Was this alcohol she was drinking at the New Year's Eve Party they held whilst her mates were clearly on drugs? (See New Year's Eve Party clip with Sam 'Gurning' Giffen with a very apparent swinging coke jaw). Plus Chazza went out several times on the lash in early December which are clearly documented also.
Here we go!
Just look at Matt's face when Chazza is talking!! Especially his face when she is talking about this Pregnancy was 'a planned pregnancy' and also 'the miscarriage'. Also note the body language and the sheer amount of times Chazza says 'obviously'. This is the face of a 'trapped man'. The look on his face speaks a thousand words!
One Belter brought this to the thread about their house! Considering their old house has not sold yet, how have they managed to buy Castle Greyskull?
Out for lunch again and Noah is standing on a chair playing up. Those poor other diners.
Noah sitting on an induction hob which most probably was not switched off at the mains. So dangerous.
She may have announced good news but there was not one positive comment in the papers! Most of The Belters were adamant it was a boy also because of Chazza's lack of excitement!
Les' piano is at Castle Greyskull! It received a 'glow-up' and was wrapped in glossy black and is now in the hallway. Apparently, Chazza 'grew up on the piano with her dad'!!! What a childhood prodigy she indeed is considering she was only 8mths old when Les passed away!!!
Yet again, she made references to the 'trolls' before they trolled her about altering Les' piano by 'trolling herself' and then made a V sign and an abusive face to the trolls that hadn't even trolled her yet! Make it make sense!!
Play the piano? Chazza can hardly string a sentence together!
Up yours too Chazza.
They went out for dinner and let Noah run around, take somebody's Birthday Balloon and bump into other diners' chairs whilst they laughed. Feral behaviour.
Lady 'in' the Tramp. What an idiot!
Matt is now re-following Chazza!!
Chazza did a stupid TikTok with Noah dancing on the kitchen island whilst filming it. Idiot.
Here we go again! Pass the sick bucket.
So they know the baby's sex and they're not having a big Gender Reveal - just Noah popping a balloon some time this week. It has to be another boy. If it was a girl, Chazza would be shouting from the rooftops about it. The baby boy, (and we all have gut feelings it is), is due on the 3rd August. They've picked the baby's name and Noah can say it so it's either Matt, Jet or Choc Choc!
Chazza claimed that Belleh Blasters helped her get pregnant again!! Very dangerous waters claiming the scam diet helps with fertility.
Pissing Matt off again! "Charlotte, leave me alone!"
"He's kicking me, he's kicking me!" Gender reveal right there!!
An announcement was made that Sammy Shitstains was working with a Suicide Charity.
Noah met the potty (never to be seen again).
Matt saw four magpies!
Chazza was celebrating today as she found out she hadn't got Gestational Diabetes! It was a miracle that she hadn't because her diet is absolutely appalling. She celebrated that night by stuffing her face with a huge spaghetti bolognese and a load of garlic bread!
Chazza was rattled later on though!! "I know what you're all thinking - put it away love. I'm 18 weeks and I'm gonna show my 'rainbow baby' bump off even if people are saying it's not a bump, it's just fat. I don't care what you think of me".
Then she gave the V sign again!
Nothing screams "I'm not bothered" than a passive aggressive video showing off your gut!
Up yours too!
Chazza was 'named and shamed' by the ASA for a fourth time in two years. No wonder she was quiet today!
Chazza was 'trying to be healthy' although poor Noah had nothing but salmon in his bowl. Where's the rest?
Has her management had a word with him? Does he mean Noah and the baby?
Chazza and Matt went away on a gifted break. Matt looked as enthusiastic as ever!! Chazza was dancing, slut-dropping, 'drinking Nozeco' and went in a hot tub, even though pregnant women are strictly advised not to. Again, if you had suffered a 'miscarriage' previously, you would not go against medical advice would you? Nobody pregnant with common sense would go in a hot tub full stop.
Matt must have been given a bonus in his pocket money as he even kissed her shoulder whilst she sat on him in the hot tub!! As he pulls his head away, he looks like he's been sick in his mouth!!! Imagine seeing that tattoo on her neck all the time. That must be a right hard-on killer!!! Come ere yew!!
They went out for a meal and they paid Backgrid for some pap shots!! Pathetic.
Looking like the pair of clowns that they are! Chazza had gone back into the hot tub again and he's looking as gormless as ever whilst engrossed on his phone yet again. You two aren't fooling anybody. This 'relationship' is a total sham and it shows!
The Gender Reveal
Well, this couldn't have been more different to Noah's Gender Reveal Party! 'Balloons of Dreams' courtesy of Sammy Shitstains which consisted of one large black balloon that resembled a blown-up black refuse sack, and a pathetic display of a pink and a blue balloon with smaller balloons at the bottom!! It was definitely another boy alright as if it was her much longed-for girl, her mini-me, there would have been another huge, over-the-top party. Chazza 'doesn't do things by halves' does she?
Just look at the astronomical difference between Noah's Gender Reveal Party and this!!
Chazza did a few stories saying she was having another boy. "Obviously, I'm having another boy. I think I'm meant to be a boy mum. Obviously, I wanted a girl". She was adamant she was having a girl. She then went on about packing for London and then pulled the 'special needs' face again. Her management really need to pull her up about this. God forbid her baby has some kind of disabilty or learning difficulties. It's disgraceful for her to keep doing this.
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Matt posted something quite late on his stories about 'knocking on trolls' doors and confronting them'. Unfortunately, the Belter didn't get a screenshot before he deleted it.
Why was he acting like 'ten men' when he's got the most orange, doughball, lopsided head and wears junior sized, platform trainers with flowers on the side? Imagine that Oompah Loompah knocking on your door with his little man bag saying "Y'alreet troll. You've been reet nasteh to me ont' t'internet. Are you one of them off Tackle?
Also, one of The Belters spotted this comment. As they have already decided on the baby's name, could it be Charlie? Quite ironic really!!
Henry could be another one too!
Chazza, Matt and Noah had a 'working trip' to London for what seemed to be another photoshoot and Chazza had an event to attend but hadn't packed an outfit for it 'so couldn't go'. Tough being in London eh Chazza where there are absolutely NO shops or black cabs to get another outfit ffs!!!
On Matt's stories, he posted his elderly neighbour, who was captured on their Ring doorbell, enquiring about the noise coming from his weights banging onto the ground in the garage. The actual recording was posted in full to his IG stories without the man's knowledge. Matt seemed to find it funny.
Wouldn't you be raging if this was an elderly member of your family? The poor man only went there to politely ask him if he knew what the bangs were. The man also said that the lady next door was asking too. Castle Greyskull and the two bungalows have quite a bit of distance between them so how the hell is Matt making so much noise? What an inconsiderate, thick as shit prick.
Fake smiles and parenting fails.
Noah spent all of the time cooped up in the hotel room stood on the window sill looking at 'jets'. He had plenty to watch. The hotel was on the flight path to City Airport poor thing.
So much to see and do for a child in London but they just could not be bothered at all.
The next day was pretty much the same. Chazza had her hair done but 'had packed no outfit' for an event so stayed in.
Here we go again. Yet another rant!! This time Chazza was being called out for her "I wanted a girl" in the Daily Mail. She didn't like the comments she was getting (which were all truthful). Well Chazza, you should have kept your big mouth shut then for once!
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On International Women's Day, Chazza posted up an utterly repugnant video of herself in breast pads and a sanitary pad (videoed shortly after Noah's birth). She then posted about her mum and half-sister Sammy. Matt never bothered celebrating Chazza that day although she is the mother of his child and pregnant again. Sums that up then!
Chazza tells an excited Noah he's not going out in the snow, although it's not even settled yet. He asked for "coat hat" but she said it was too cold and they were having a film day.
Matt's 'been ill' and has been sleeping in the spare bedroom. More like in his bedroom!!
The snow had finally settled and Chazza shared a 2 SECOND clip of Noah standing outside in the snow. He had no gloves on though and there was no sign of snow fun. He was most likely taken out there and then taken straight indoors again. Poor child.
Chazza still had time though to go outside and pose like some Russian crack whore in the snow though. WTAF!
Matt made a rapid recovery from his death bed and they showed a united front again!
Our Trace's make-over with 'no filter'. Are you having a laugh Chazza?
Wait until you've got two! You won't know what's hit you. You can't cope with one!!!!