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22/04/23 (Continued)
Enjoying the 'date night' so much that she couldn't help having another dig at the 'trollzzz'. Chazza doth protest too much!
Very appropriate for these two!
23/04/23
Chazza did an advert today for "these gorgeous pieces", which happen to be sold on Shein for a fraction of the price, with her gut hanging out.
What an extortionate mark-up and a total rip-off!
24/04/23
Breaking News Alert! Noah didn't have his three bottles of milk in the night. Everything that is going on in the World at the moment and Chazza thinks this is 'Breaking News'.
Chazza wore a dress which resembled the pattern on a Wetherspoon's plate!
Yet another weird edit!
25/04/23
They 'survived' another night without three bottles!
Chazza did a Podcast with 'Made by Mammas'. It was the biggest load of self-centred, self-pitying rubbish ever!
In this Podcast, she waffled on about co-sleeping, Noah's bottles in the night and his tantrums.
When she was in The Ivy in Manchester when Noah was a baby, she was using a hand pump pumping breastmilk in the loos whilst 'she was absolutely steaming' and being cheered on.
How during Lockdown it was either 'get pregnant or break up'. "Do we try for a baby or go the other way?"
Gestational Diabetes: How she felt alone and didn't know what it was. "I always get trolled by the mum trolls saying 'stop showing your belly'. We're sick of seeing your pregnant belly. I got Gestational Diabetes hate and comments about the bad food like chips n gravy which upset me and I was trying to explain to these idiots". Blah, blah blah. You, of all people, should not label people idiots!!!
She had a phone call off of Social Services (first one) about 'Noah's always injured in your care/bad parenting'. She said Social Services said "they didn't believe it as it came from an anonymous person". (Social Services would NOT say that). Chazza said "Noah comes from a lovely family and a beautiful home and that it was wasting Social Services' time. People are SO jealous!" Really. Jealous of EXACTLY WHAT?
"Should I give up my job because of these idiot trolls?". She then went on to say she had contacted the Police and a Private Investigator as she thinks she knows who it is.
She then mentioned Tattle saying people on there accused her of putting out a cigarette on his cheek, which is utter rubbish, and compared the mark on Noah's face 'like a cold sore'.
She talked about the 'miscarriage' and how the hospital 'were not supportive'. She said she 'miscarried' at 9-10 weeks but in the next breath it was 12 weeks.
Cardboard cut-out Les was mentioned and how he is being used to ward off "burgulars". WTF!!! Burgulars!!! And you have the audacity to call people IDIOTS?
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Link to thread post with Podcast:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-26-showing-her-clam-not-giving-a-damn-but-looking-more-like-the-hunchback-of-instagram.39175/post-15168338
In one of Chazza's other rants about being accused of 'stubbing a cigarette out on Noah's face when she doesn't even smoke (and nobody insinuated it anyway), one of our Belter's found this photograph of Pob smoking a cigar.
The Holiday from Hell to Mallorca!
Chazza, Matt and Noah went away with their friends Dazza, Hannah and their young daughter to Matt's parents' apartment for a short break. They departed from John Lennon Airport and paid paps to photograph them at the airport. This groundbreaking "story" featured in the Daily Mail. It was definitely a slow news day that day for sure!!
26/04/23
Peppa Pig choc choc pre-breakfast for Noah.
Matt seems to value his own health but doesn't want better for his son.
Meet Dazza the Hut, Pob's mate! We will see much more of this vile creature later!
Do you want some onion with that?
Noah is in the swimming pool in his pyjamas, no hat or swimming nappy.
Noah eating parmesan straight from the bowl.
An accident waiting to happen.
Noah still stuck in front of a screen.
Come ere yew!!!!
Weapons grade filters!!!
27/04/23
Pob out with his reigns on in case he cheats again!
When you realise the World doesn't revolve around you!
Can we spot a large Sangria Chazza?
AS FOR CALLING YOUR BABY BUMP 'A PROP' - WTF?
Your tanning products are streak-free eh Chazza?
Dazza downing pints. Pity he didn't stick to that.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-24-pobs-a-plasterer-slobs-a-disaster-all-nowhere-eats-is-choc-choc-pasta.38436/post-14932634
28/04/23
Matt's gone for a run and she's moaning about being woken up by two kids jumping on the bed. Tight fit for all of them in a tiny two bedroom apartment!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-24-pobs-a-plasterer-slobs-a-disaster-all-nowhere-eats-is-choc-choc-pasta.38436/post-14939235
Chazza 'was having so much fun', she forgot to post these last night!!
How big are those sandals on Noah?
Noah gets spat at. The girl's mother just laughs instead of telling the feral child off.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-26-showing-her-clam-not-giving-a-damn-but-looking-more-like-the-hunchback-of-instagram.39175/post-15172990
Yet more spaghetti bolognaise!!
Dazza's daytime downing continues! Chazza's face is priceless!!!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-26-showing-her-clam-not-giving-a-damn-but-looking-more-like-the-hunchback-of-instagram.39175/post-15171631
And it CARRIES ON into the evening!!!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-26-showing-her-clam-not-giving-a-damn-but-looking-more-like-the-hunchback-of-instagram.39175/post-15171825
DURING THAT EVENING, MATT'S 'MATE' DAZZA INDECENTLY EXPOSED HIMSELF IN A PUBLIC BAR IN FRONT OF MINORS.
NOT ONLY DID HE PULL DOWN HIS SHORTS IN FRONT OF YOUNG CHILDREN/ADULTS TO EXPOSE HIS ARSE CHEEKS, HE THEN WENT FURTHER AND SPREAD HIS ARSE CHEEKS WITH HIS HANDS WHICH CLEARLY SHOWED HIS GAPING ANUS.
THIS VILE, DISGUSTING DISPLAY WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND NOAH. MATT FILMED HIM INDECENTLY EXPOSING HIMSELF IN FRONT OF MINORS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY THEN UPLOADED IT TO HIS INSTAGRAM STORIES.
WORDS COMPLETELY FAIL ON THIS OCCASION.
PLEASE DO NOT VIEW IF YOU WILL FIND THIS UPSETTING. THIS ABHORRENT SIGHT IS PROTECTED BY SPOILERS.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-26-showing-her-clam-not-giving-a-damn-but-looking-more-like-the-hunchback-of-instagram.39175/post-15172569
29/04/23
Back to wholesome family images and endless undeclared ads. This photograph even has Noah's face photoshopped.
Later on, Matt filmed Noah feeding the fish bread which is highly dangerous to fish. You should NOT feed fish bread UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! Doing so can put their health at serious risk and even kill them!
Look at the state of that bedroom!!!
30/04/23
Dazza's partner Hannah deleted her surname from her Instagram account and deleted 500+ followers and went private!
Chazza did a reel "Hola from EspaΓ±ol". Firstly, EspaΓ±ol is Spanish - the language!
EspaΓ±a is Spain - the country YOU IDIOT!
One eagle-eyed Belter noticed what looked like a skidmark on her knickers!
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30/04/23
Their holiday features in OK Magazine with a series of wholesome family photos with a huge photoshop fail on this one! Just look at Matt's glasses ffs! OK forgot to put in a few pictures of Dazza's arsehole though!!
It's bad enough encouraging Noah to kiss inanimate objects such as a statue or a cardboard cut-out! Now he's being encouraged to kiss a water fountain ffs!!
01/05/23
Chazza made the Daily Mail and they all moved to an all-inclusive hotel for a few days. They most probably moved because other residents may have been unfortunate enough to have witnessed the disgusting incident in that bar.
We all HIGHLY DOUBT you will be capable of this Chazza. You can't look after Noah properly plus you haven't got a dog!!
02/05/23
Referring to the kids as 'Party Animals'. That child of their friends is a right charmer!
At breakfast, Noah was pointing at the cooked food but instead of listening, she gave the kids sugary CocoPops.
Meanwhile, Chazza made sure she stuffed her face as per!
And now Chazza is thinking of doing her own Podcast.
Then we were subjected to 'Chazza's Last Balcony Dance' nearly showing what she had for breakfast!
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There must be something about this holiday ffs!
An interesting comment was found by one of our lovely Belters on Facebook! Sums their feral behaviour up to a tee!!
Eurgh, you can keep him!
03/05/23
Back home again from the Holiday from Hell!!
And back to stuffing her face!
04/05/23
Chazza did another reel in her laundry room!
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And then had a 'light lunch'.
05/05/23
Chazza and Our Trace went for a spa day (#gifted), starting the day off with a McDonald's breakfast. She couldn't help taking a swipe at the 'trollzz' again about the 'Nozecco'.
06/05/23
Another ad, another freebie. We had the Les tattoo, Chazza stuffing chips in her mouth and then slut-dropping! More fool the hair salon.
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It was the day of the Coronation and also Our Trace's 72nd Birthday. She even had on a blingy bumbag to celebrate!
Here's a Birthday Present from The Belters Our Trace!
Noah's his mother's son alright!
They went around to her sister Sammy's for a family get together. Matt was nowhere to be seen. Chazza bit back at some 'trollz' for making comments about the dog crate. Imagine being that 'touchy' that you actually make an IG story up to bite back at 'trollzz' during a family celebration. When Our Trace had her Birthday cake brought out, Sammy's son rudely blew out Our Trace's candles before she even attempted to and Noah tried to grab the whole cake again!
Oh look, there's John Chadwick!
07/05/23
Today was a weird one, that's for sure! Chazza had her friends Bliss (Squidward) and Sam 'Gurning' Giffen over at Castle Greyskull. Chazza was dancing around the garden and you could see bottles on the table. A lot of Belters commented that she looked drunk. Sam 'Gurning' Giffen drew a face on her stomach and we were introduced to 'Tina the Talking Tummy'. Noah wasn't impressed by it at all as he looked very confused, tried to tug at her clothes and then smacked her at the end of the reel. They all seemed to find it all absolutely hilarious. It really wasn't. In fact it was really quite disturbing.
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"Who thinks Chazza should be a children's entertainer?" NOBODY! VIDEO CLIP
08/05/23
The next day, Chazza hadn't even been bothered to wash that stupid face off of her belly and she let Noah play with her dirty pyjama shorts.
I think you mean 'plasterers' Chazza not 'plasters' and we've all heard about Matt "filling holes" and the 'plasters' you place over your fake relationship!
Still giving Noah popcorn although it's such a serious choking risk for a young child.
Thank God for that!
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09/05/23
A day out for Chazza and Noah today in Blackpool with friends. The amount of food that child was given today was astronomical!
We had the usual packets of Skips.
But then we had this long list that one of our lovely Belters compiled (and that's only what Chazza chose to share).
Chazza saw a white feather on the ground.
10/05/23
Oh dear Chazza! So you 'get asked all the time' about a Β£6k chandelier by your followers, who have the same low standards of parenting as you, are vacuous enough to find you funny and are probably claiming benefits!! Nice one! (Chazza's ghastly chandelier was gifted by the way!)
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We will see much more of this vile creature later!
