Zoella #5 Biological clock is knocking on door but her boyfriend has the mental age of 4

[Alightened]

I doubt they’d go even if they were invited.

You're probably right, Zoe wouldn't like to leave her sofa

 

[cherry198]

You're probably right, Zoe wouldn't like to leave her sofa

It’s actually sad how she just throws these opportunities away.Id love to know how much she actually turns down.

 

[LaurieLaurie]

I’d be astounded if she was invited to anything anymore. She’s an absolute nobody and probably said no one to many times.

 

[Nellee19]

Having been to the Chelsea Flower Show, it's definitely more of a Strictly crowd than a Zoella one. Doubt anyone would know who her and Alfie are.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Having been to the Chelsea Flower Show, it's definitely more of a Strictly crowd than a Zoella one. Doubt anyone would know who her and Alfie are.

But if Zoe made the effort five years ago and said yes to things, she could’ve been huge and mainstream before she was tainted by scandal and became lazy and comatose in her sofa. Now nobody cares.

Her appearance on Celebrity Bake Off might be what broke her, she had Mary Berry nearly choking on dry cake so refused to leave her YT minion bubble ever again.

 

[cherry198]

But if Zoe made the effort five years ago and said yes to things, she could’ve been huge and mainstream before she was tainted by scandal and became lazy and comatose in her sofa. Now nobody cares.

Her appearance on Celebrity Bake Off might be what broke her, she had Mary Berry nearly choking on dry cake so refused to leave her YT minion bubble ever again.

She literally could have had it all but she threw all of that away and for what? to sit in her big mansion all on her own while her man child boyfriend plays with his toys out in the garden.

 

[Shellx]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, sorry if it has & I missed it.

So home bargains have zoella beauty products now... oh how embarrassing View attachment 18219

Been lurking here for a while and have just seen this pop up on Facebook... Was going to post if nobody had yet

 

[thenomad]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, sorry if it has & I missed it.

So home bargains have zoella beauty products now... oh how embarrassing View attachment 18219

Zalfie the 'power couple' is having quite a month-- aren't they? Alfie with his poorly received Futures Elf pop-up yesterday and Zoella Beauty consistently being discounted heavily. They're lucky they invested in properties since I don't see A to Z Creatives panning out for the long run. Also, how annoying it must be for the A to Z employees having to work odd hours or on weekends as well. As well as having to hang out with Zalfie on their days off. They can't be paid that well to be forced to hang out with those two all the time.

 

[Loopy81]

I’m really struggling to like Zoe lately. She’s full of herself - I watched her latest vlog I think it was where she was saying how much she loves true crime but never heard of ted bundy . Full of crap

 

[Nellee19]

But if Zoe made the effort five years ago and said yes to things, she could’ve been huge and mainstream before she was tainted by scandal and became lazy and comatose in her sofa. Now nobody cares.

But would she have, she has no work ethic, could you imagine her signing up to 8 hours a day (minimum, it's in the contract) of Strictly training or anything else that required her to totally commit. She can't cope with any kind of criticism (even constructive) and would have taken to her bed with one of her famous migraines.

As someone who suffers with migraines (laid in a dark room throwing up for hours) these influencers drive me mad. Louise has one tonight, she's in bed with an icepack on her head, instagramming, curtains open and cats crawling all over her. It's a headache, you idiot, not a migraine.

 

[StephenTJackson]

But would she have, she has no work ethic, could you imagine her signing up to 8 hours a day (minimum, it's in the contract) of Strictly training or anything else that required her to totally commit. She can't cope with any kind of criticism (even constructive) and would have taken to her bed with one of her famous migraines.

As someone who suffers with migraines (laid in a dark room throwing up for hours) these influencers drive me mad. Louise has one tonight, she's in bed with an icepack on her head, instagramming, curtains open and cats crawling all over her. It's a headache, you idiot, not a migraine.

Maybe five years ago she would’ve been able to make some effort and commit to something. Even if it wasn’t Strictly, she could’ve done other things.

The migraine thing infuriates me, quite by chance there was something about migraines on the radio while I was at work today. People saying they have migraines up to 20x a month, they’ve had to quit their jobs. When they have migraines they stay in a dark room all day, it also makes them feel sick, gives irregular bowel movement, light sensitivity etc.

What I took from that is if you have a migraine you don’t sit on Instagram or a laptop online shopping, you don’t have any light in a room, you don’t have noise. You just want dark, silence (and maybe on a really crap day death to come and put you out of your misery, not seriously but you know what I mean).

 

[Doobeedoo]

Maybe five years ago she would’ve been able to make some effort and commit to something. Even if it wasn’t Strictly, she could’ve done other things.

The migraine thing infuriates me, quite by chance there was something about migraines one the radio while I was at work today. People saying they have migraines up to 20x a month, they’ve had to quit their jobs. When they have migraines they stay in a dark room all day, it also makes them feel sick, gives irregular bowel movement, light sensitivity etc.

What I took from that is if you have a migraine you don’t sit on Instagram or a laptop online shopping, you don’t have any light in a room, you don’t have noise. You just want dark, silence (and maybe on a really crap day death to come and put you out of your misery, not seriously but you know what I mean).

I suffer with migraines pretty much everyday (I have treatment at the hospital) and everyday I pray death will come as I can’t stand the pain. The last thing I do when I have a migraine is go on social media!

 

[Loopy81]

I suffer with migraines pretty much everyday (I have treatment at the hospital) and everyday I pray death will come as I can’t stand the pain. The last thing I do when I have a migraine is go on social media!

I get migraines sometimes with the weather and that’s bad enough - if someone so much as taps a pen near me I want to shred them to pieces. Must be awful suffering as much as u do

 

[bubbletea123]

It’s actually sad how she just throws these opportunities away.Id love to know how much she actually turns down.

I feel like she doesn't get invited as much as she used to... She is like that "friend" you have, who you invite to things and they always say no so then you stop inviting them.

 

[Nellee19]

I suffer with migraines pretty much everyday (I have treatment at the hospital) and everyday I pray death will come as I can’t stand the pain. The last thing I do when I have a migraine is go on social media!

I'm so sorry, I suffer on average 6 times a year and if there was something I could take to finish me off at that point I'd take it. I can't imagine daily.

 

[Doobeedoo]

I'm so sorry, I suffer on average 6 times a year and if there was something I could take to finish me off at that point I'd take it. I can't imagine daily.

After a while you just have to grin and get on with life. It just annoys me when all these YouTubers have amazing opportunities and don’t take them. I would do anything to be able to travel etc.

 

[bubbletea123]

I'm so sorry, I suffer on average 6 times a year and if there was something I could take to finish me off at that point I'd take it. I can't imagine daily.

Botox helps with migraines. I live in an area of Canada where we get a lot of chinook winds and it causes major pressure changes. In Spring I used to get terrible migraines.

 

[Doobeedoo]

Botox helps with migraines. I live in an area of Canada where we get a lot of chinook winds and it causes major pressure changes. In Spring I used to get terrible migraines.

I get 31 injections of Botox and nerve blocks but it’s hit and miss.

 

[emm]

Zalfie the 'power couple' is having quite a month-- aren't they? Alfie with his poorly received Futures Elf pop-up yesterday and Zoella Beauty consistently being discounted heavily. They're lucky they invested in properties since I don't see A to Z Creatives panning out for the long run. Also, how annoying it must be for the A to Z employees having to work odd hours or on weekends as well. As well as having to hang out with Zalfie on their days off. They can't be paid that well to be forced to hang out with those two all the time.

do tou think maybe they were just fans (i say were as i doubt hanging around tbem 24/7 means they are now) hence agreed to thisnbizarre schedule of work/socialising

 

[Horatio]

I’m really struggling to like Zoe lately. She’s full of herself - I watched her latest vlog I think it was where she was saying how much she loves true crime but never heard of ted bundy . Full of crap

Or JonBenet ramsey! She's so painfully ignorant even in the few subjects she claims.to be interested in...