Zoe Sugg #9 Orangella needs A new fella! #autumnal

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youtubepostx

pineapple9 said:
Actually wondering why she still has any fans left at all. Useless consumerism isn't acceptable in 2019 anymore. Grow the duck up, Zozeebo.

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So she waited until the next day to clear away the cheese?? Imagine the smell coupled with her 9-day-old hair. I'm heaving.
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Why does she type like shes bleeping writing for a teenage magazine in 1998?

"buggers!" jeez shes so tit

she always talks like a weird article trying to relate to teens "Good mornin! Suns out, isn't it? fresh new morning to get yourself bright eyed and bushy tailed! Who else loves these kind of mornings? Leaves falling, sun on your face... taking a walk listening to the sound of the birds... dont poop on my face though, you horrid swines! Barf!! Anyway, gonna go home and clean the house... oh how I love it! Errrrr, not! At least I have lots of sweets to have... yum! Walks definitely tire you out and you have to fill yourself up... blimey, is that evening already? Time for a nap, getting those zzzz's! Night night, ahh snooze time!"
 
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Lornacarroll97

Joe and Dianne genuinely seem really happy and I think they will last.

But Zoe and Alfie seem really forced and miserable, they are together for the wrong reasons.

it's a shame because I used to like Zoe before 'fame' went to her head.
 
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cherry198

Lornacarroll97 said:
Joe and Dianne genuinely seem really happy and I think they will last.

But Zoe and Alfie seem really forced and miserable, they are together for the wrong reasons.

it's a shame because I used to like Zoe before 'fame' went to her head.
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Zoes had a complete personality transplant and it’s just sad.Looking back at pictures from 2014/15 even 16 she looks and acts so differently and she actually looks happy most of the time.Compare that to now when she’s just festering away in her million dollar mansion with a dead end career and a relationship that’s going nowhere.
 
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Wowwwwwwwww

youtubepostx said:
Why does she type like shes bleeping writing for a teenage magazine in 1998?

"buggers!" jeez shes so tit

she always talks like a weird article trying to relate to teens "Good mornin! Suns out, isn't it? fresh new morning to get yourself bright eyed and bushy tailed! Who else loves these kind of mornings? Leaves falling, sun on your face... taking a walk listening to the sound of the birds... dont poop on my face though, you horrid swines! Barf!! Anyway, gonna go home and clean the house... oh how I love it! Errrrr, not! At least I have lots of sweets to have... yum! Walks definitely tire you out and you have to fill yourself up... blimey, is that evening already? Time for a nap, getting those zzzz's! Night night, ahh snooze time!"
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sarwah17

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Is there no Zoella Beauty Christmas range this year or was the last range the final one?
 
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sarwah17 said:
Is there no Zoella Beauty Christmas range this year or was the last range the final one?
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She's bringing out a range called "Pumpkin", the bottles and tubes are all orange, and it smells of pumpkins πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ. It's being made for those of you who are sad that Halloween is now overπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Greed-Futures

Thread name suggestions:

Zoe Sugg: Zotumnal Deyes in Never Never Land

Or

Zoe Sugg: Zotumnal Deyes Spent Avoiding Adult Life

Or

Zoe Sugg: Consumerella & the Never Ending Blog Relaunch Countdown
 
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Fendrel

youtubepostx said:
Why does she type like shes bleeping writing for a teenage magazine in 1998?

"buggers!" jeez shes so tit

she always talks like a weird article trying to relate to teens "Good mornin! Suns out, isn't it? fresh new morning to get yourself bright eyed and bushy tailed! Who else loves these kind of mornings? Leaves falling, sun on your face... taking a walk listening to the sound of the birds... dont poop on my face though, you horrid swines! Barf!! Anyway, gonna go home and clean the house... oh how I love it! Errrrr, not! At least I have lots of sweets to have... yum! Walks definitely tire you out and you have to fill yourself up... blimey, is that evening already? Time for a nap, getting those zzzz's! Night night, ahh snooze time!"
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That is Zoe in a nutshell. πŸ˜‚


I love how both her and Alfie will ask their followers what makes them happy or what things do they enjoy doing like they even give a crap. I bet they don’t even read the replies.
 
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thenomad

thenomad

Fendrel said:
That is Zoe in a nutshell. πŸ˜‚


I love how both her and Alfie will ask their followers what makes them happy or what things do they enjoy doing like they even give a crap. I bet they don’t even read the replies.
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Lol we all know they both don't read. Words are too hard. Too much effort to pick up a book and flip page. Light a candool instead. Make pictures orange.
 
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Tookah

Tookah

Laughingforlife said:
Zoe Sugg #10 countdown to Christmasella and the having to watch neverending Consumerella
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Definitely think consumerella needs to be in the next thread title!!

Next thread title idea:
Consumerella #10: Not mansion full of plastic tat, many Deyes since boyfriend gave a crap, extensions looking like the tails of rats
 
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RandomWatcher

Yel said:
Because when zoella was a thing people self-certified when signing up to youtube to say they were 18, and now they're older. Joe called her out on this and she just ignored him :LOL:
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Yeah I figured it was something like that haha
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