Buying lights again every year
Buying lights again every yearSome over the top garden decoration
3 Christmas Trees
Watching Elf the first week in December
Buying Alfie an expensive pressy he'll never use
Mark being embarrassed about the presents he's bought Zoe
Christmas pj's for everybody
Buying and wasting far too much food
Guess which chocolate it is
Dressing Nala up in some ridiculous costume
Playing card games...obviously
Playing more card games
Card games
Cards
ALSO! The fact that they’re going to buy more autumn-scented candles???? I doubt she is content with her Bath & Body Works candle haul just a month ago. I bet she already lit them all for fuck’s sakeTwat! Who picks pumpkins in September! It shows she take every freebie as she could have just said "I'd rather wait till it's closer the time, but thank you for the offer"
God! I bet she hasn't used them all up! She can't stop spending her fucking money!ALSO! The fact that they’re going to buy more autumn-scented candles???? I doubt she is content with her Bath & Body Works candle haul just a month ago. I bet she already lit them all for fuck’s sake
Out with the boyzzzzzz????Where the actual fuck is Alfie anyway???????
I must say, I am loving Tattle Life. Have thoroughly read all the threads pertaining to “Zoella” and her utopian lifestyle. I’m glad the people who have posted here share the same sentiments I have been holding on to for so long.God! I bet she hasn't used them all up! She can't stop spending her fucking money!She's really annoying me with her pointless consumerism!
Skimmed through her vlog and well she’s really found her spot hasn’t sheI’m freaking dying over here! I googled house pottering & there’s not an exact definition...but found this...
- putter, mess around, potter, tinker, monkey, monkey around, muck about, muck around(verb)
do random, unplanned work or activities or spend time idly
"The old lady is usually mucking about in her little house"- potter, putter(verb)
work lightly
"The old lady is pottering around in the garden"- putter, potter, potter around, putter around(verb)
move around aimlessly https://www.definitions.net/definition/potter
She got every single candle with some doubles in that haul. She’s a knobhead.ALSO! The fact that they’re going to buy more autumn-scented candles???? I doubt she is content with her Bath & Body Works candle haul just a month ago. I bet she already lit them all for fuck’s sake
Oh, God. No wonder Alfie indirectly called her an “old person” :/ HOWEVER, I am a firm believer that We should let people enjoy things and stuff, but I guess Alfalfa is just a fucking asshole that Zoe needs to cut ties with ASAPSkimmed through her vlog and well she’s really found her spot hasn’t she
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HAHAHA CLASS SCREENSHOTSSkimmed through her vlog and well she’s really found her spot hasn’t she
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Mark is doing a fantastic job as Zoe's personal waitress.Skimmed through her vlog and well she’s really found her spot hasn’t she
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Imposter syndrome. Remember that ailment?I like that Mark uploaded his gifted pumpkin picking vlog like a week ago. It just shows you how lazy Zoe is with uploading. And if the pumpkins were gifted the least she can do is mention the patch she visited.
Also, for someone who supposedly had a migraine or was recovering from said migraine, she seemed to be doing really well. She was moving around and soaking up that BRIGHT sunshine without any issue. Sure Zoe sure. Migraines. Like her vlog fear. Totally not made up.
Fast work, D!
Vlogmas used to be one of my favorite things about Zoe's content. Tbh it was when her Vlogmases went to total shit around 2016 that I started realizing she didn't really care about her viewers anymore / I got introduced to GG and the world of gossip forums lolDon’t worry we all know vlogmas is coming as that’s her most successful time of the year, you can see it reflected in the spike in her views.The vlogs will gradually build over the autumn with halloween, bonfire night etc before we get to the grande finale of vlogmas.
However her one last year was utter shite tbh.I genuinely used to like Zoe back in the day and her vlogmas was always a highlight but they really are just so boring and predictable now.You can almost guarantee what’s going to happen ie a trip to the christmas markets somewhere,putting up the tree,messing about with Mark,the office christmas ‘party’. I wonder if she’ll actually make the trip home this year to see her family since Joe is going to Australia?
Oh yes! I've updated her wiki to included ailments. Thank you for the idea.Imposter syndrome. Remember that ailment?
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