Zoe Sugg #67 Boring and beige, will never be a Deyes.

[Cabbagepatchbaby]

How much is Zoe going to love it when the girls get taller then her, my polly pocket mum was so happy when she realised I took after my dad's height and she gets to look tiny and small next to me she's 5'2 and my dad's 6'4

 

[sburton]

Well to answer some of your questions..

In Joe's vlog Zoe said she was cold as did Joe and his mum. So yes Im guessing it was cold and deffo raining but like you say Ottie had no hat or hood on.

Didn't Zoe work in an interior design shop before youtube? but I don't think it was for long.

I think so? I believe it was more or less in high school/right after, so not a time most people take jobs very seriously.

 

[hannah123]

She says in the latest vlog her emetophobia causes her to overcook things out of fear they'll make her sick. That doesn't quite add up when she's quite happy to eat mostly ready meals or takeouts with no idea what preparation has been involved in the making of those... she even buys ready made mash

I’ve heard people with problems with food and taste, texture, cooking etc say that eating packaged and takeaway foods actually feels safe for them because it’s consistent. Her Waitrose mash will taste the same every time she has it and is pretty much already cooked, all she has to do is microwave it for 2 minutes before the sell by date. Same with chain restaurants, wagamamas noodles from the same Wagamamas will prepared in the same way with the same ingredients from the same suppliers every time.

 

[fidgetjo]

Also, I don’t know if it was just the angles but it didn’t look like she was wearing a seatbelt when Mark was driving (even when he positioned the camera closer to her). Maybe best not to do regular podcasts in the car if you’re not practicing basic car safety

I think she does have it on. You see it when they first get in the car and if you look closely in the bottom right it’s still there on her jacket over the lapel. But it’s quite low down not across her shoulder

 

[Hally34]

Yes so She could start nursery in sept… Or they can decide to wait a year so she doesn’t go to reception until she’s 5 based on her birthday being the end of August. It’s up to them when they put her in. A lot of parents with kids birthdays end of August wait an additional year so they’re oldest in the class not youngest. She also doesn’t have to do nursery of course.

Oh my bad! She’s 4 next August so school next September

 

[Lyn123]

I was absolutely triggered seeing how Zoe put a four month old baby down for a sleep so easily at the hotel. Nap time for most mums is absolutely devastatingly hard but Zoe made it look so simple. Yet she had the ability to yap away to a camera about how happy she is and her family is complete.

Zoe is always dressed and has her hair extensions curled, when I was in the thick of newborn life I barely had time to brush my teeth.

I would love to know their care set up- there is NO way they don’t have help with how mellow and chill they are as a couple.

They absolutely have to have help we don't see whether it's family taking the kids every week for a day or something because no way are they doing the parenting

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

It’s Zoe, she doesn’t work on anything. Work would be likely to make her uncomfortable, and she doesn’t do anything that makes her uncomfortable.

Whatever the reasoning is there - trauma, laziness, or preference - it will have impacts on the kids. She’s needs to grow the hell up and sort her shit out and actually give both kids equal attention before it starts creating lasting issues between the kids or even just with the kids and her/Alfie.

But she has had a therapist for years working on herself….. oh wait, what the fuck has she actually done with her? Please make it make sense

 

[Yupyupyup]

Video proof of Zoe never having her own style (contrary to some belief on here) and always chasing after the trends of the moment

 

[MsGilmore]

Ironically, Zoe’s Bake Off has just started on the Food Network!

 

[coconochanel]

Ohh, that was an ad

I didn't make it through the video as it was boring

And still ordering from Dominoes even though they have an award winning pizza place in their village

In the video he said he was cooking I'm guessing for Ottie so why didn't they all eat together?

 

[cheesemonger]

I hate to admit that I’ve been influenced but does anyone know where Zoe’s paper clip necklace with the z is from?

 

[Marie_10]

I'm a bit surprised that they took care of the plants outside, I thought they for sure had a gardener. Maybe they used to have one but not anymore

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

I just can't believe you can get to 34 years on the planet and have never been sick !

She must of been so controlled in her teens and twenties to monitor only drinking just enough to be able to call it so that you never cop for a banging sickly head the next day
I remember the first time ever I innocently had two glasses of wine at a family do in my early twenties and out of nowhere it knocked me so sick, so fast I just couldn't keep it down if I tried.

I honestly don't know how Zoe gets through life it's like she's from another world

 

[coconochanel]

Why does he need a ring camera in the house to check on Nala when Zoe's there another pointless sponsor.

 

[lilyflowerx]

How embarrassing was that day in a life ad

 

[kate020498]

You don't honestly think she paid for it do you? I'm sure it was kindly gifted by this company that she now can't remember the name of

i think she said it was a gift from alfie for christmas (or bday??) but the price is crazy

 

[Daisymai]

Didn’t she work at a clothes shop? She has a guy friend come over and visit sometimes who she used to work with

 

[Smca53]

People on this thread are talking about Zoe, and only Zoe and her specific circumstances. Even if you have emetophobia yourself, nobody here is talking about you

don’t be deliberately obtuse.

My point was very clearly that even with therapy it’s not guaranteed to cure her, like it’s being made out. Like it’s not guaranteed to cure anyone. She’s said she’s had CBT in the past which is what is generally used for phobia treatment. I doubt she never brought up the emetephobia during that.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Things I picked up from the vlog;

1. The nanny, I mean Tracey looks so vastly differant and older every vlog I don’t recognise her.

2. what was the weather like? Joe is wrapped up in a coat with his hood up and Alfie has no coat on? Ottilie also has no hat or hood up and it seem to be windy, cold and raining.

3. Is Alfie balding? Why does he always have a baseball cap on like a 40 year old man trying to cover the fact he is going bald? (I don’t watch his videos can’t stand him so I could be wrong)

4. Must be nice to make millions of making memories as people have built such a weird parasocial relationship with you and your kids.

5. Has Zoe worked a day in her life? Did she have a normal job or has she never had to grow up because of never having any sense of normal life. Just she acts so childish all the way through.

6. I can’t stand Joe.

7. Novie is so cute

Number 6 killed me off hahahaahahah

 

[Marie_10]

I don't really follow Mark, does he often go to Brighton without seeing Zoe?