I’d pay good money to see a clip of Zoe running. It absolutely doesn’t exist.
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Omg you can imagine it. She’d take a few steps and then start crying. “ALFIE! I can’t! I can’t do it Alfie!”
I’d be amazed if she made it to the end of week 1.
New vlog up! she has only gone a bought the same £7k sofa as Alfie bought for his office.
Love that she unwrapped it just to paint right behind it. Idiot. It's so ugly too, but I guess if everyone else has it she has to, too!
Did wonder when we’d have a vlog… like clockwork, ad on insta followed by a vlog!
She shows you the items you get with the shespot collab and shows the sex toy but doesn't say what it is just gets danielle to unbox it. 
Come on if you are going to collab with a pleasures brand say the word sex toy or vibrator FFS!
God she's frigid
Come on if you are going to collab with a pleasures brand say the word sex toy or vibrator FFS!God she's frigid
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she makes danielle unbox it???? LMFAOShe shows you the items you get with the shespot collab and shows the sex toy but doesn't say what it is just gets danielle to unbox it.
remember the better than sex mascara that someone pointed out here- when she called it better than chocolate.
shocked she didnt call shespot something ridiculous as well
bloody hell her mum is there again, she's about moved in at this point!
Of course Zoe, one of the bosses, would use her office space as a place to "relax and have a chat" instead of actually working.
She thinks pushing a pushchair is hard. 
OMG she is painting with a roller and hasn't covered up the £7k sofas. This girl knows nothing!
OMG she is painting with a roller and hasn't covered up the £7k sofas. This girl knows nothing!
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Some people don't have any choice but to buy dupes
Also why is she enabling her staff to work on sofas?! It's a work space, not a living room. She's talking about getting plants.
She is soooo bad for this, very anything you can do I can do better nature about her
She is so awkward towards anything sexual its embarrassing to watch! why did she need all the staff to open the collab box? they didn't sit with her when she collaborated with etsy! then they sit there giggling like idiots ffs if you cant have a adult conversation about sex/pleasure then please don't patronize your fans and do a collab with a women's sexual brand!
I also found it really interesting that she said Zoella are collaborating with that company because a lot of "you" are passionate about women's and sexual health. Nothing about HER or team Zoella being passionate about that..
Well she isn't passionate about that. The only thing she is passionate about is pizza and Christmas!
And the paycheck that follows from being "passionate" about it!
That sofa, especially in that color, looks like a giant scrotum.
Live footage of Zoe and Alfie trying to get pregnant again.
Live footage of Zoe and Alfie trying to get pregnant again.
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why doesnt she fix her teeth? she has the money for it. i’ve neglected dental care for years because i don’t have any med care benefits, and i’m afraid to go to the free yearly facilities teeth cleaning etc in the fear that they’ll tell me i need teeth work that’s outside the free basics stuff we get yearly and too embarrassed to never come back to get it done cos i cant afford it. always wanted braces but could never afford them, this girl must love the poor look, she is just so humble x
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