The thing is you just know if Zoe had a big baby she’ll never shut the hell up about it. About how she’s so tiny and the baby was so big so it was so much harder for her to have had a big baby. You just know she’ll be telling the baby it was it’s fault for being so big and probably tell it it ‘ruined’ her vag. She’ll be the only ‘tiny’ woman to have ever given birth to a big baby.I'm kind of hoping she has a massive, roly poly chunker of a newborn who won't fit in any of the ridiculously overpriced and impractical clothes they got.
No hate on fat babies BTW, I had one
Oh 100% and she would probably remind her daughter as she grew up that she was so big she couldn't carry her and end up giving her some sort of complex. I have a suspicion that her Mum probably harped on her a bit about food. I think she probably was fed fairly healthy food as a kid and when she could make her own choices decided to eat like an 8 year old (in small portions of course, as not to gain weight) just because she could. This is speculation of course.If she had a big baby she would be going 'Alfieee I cant carry her she's too heavy. Alfieee' in that annoys voice she does.
You can guarantee Zoe now thinks she’s a pregnancy and baby expert and will be giving out judgemental unsolicited advice to other pregnant people. Like she thinks she’s an expert baker because sHe WaS oN BaKe oFFPoppy would get pregnant with twins, have symptoms 10x worse than her, and she'd be that annoying person "hAvE yOu TrIeD sPritE aNd sUcKinG oN aWoRtHeRs OrIgiNal???"
Thank goodness too, as much as I can’t stand Zoe I don’t blame her not wanting to be around that pleb. I’d be livid if someone outed my big news before I got the chance to just because their life is bloody boring.My favourite thing about this pregnancy is the lack of Miss Louise Pentland.
Seriously! For the last few weeks I've been thinking...surely she's going to have it any day now....and then they post about there being another 4 weeks left. Hopefully she goes into labour early and isn't one of those first timers who goes two weeks over.This has felt like the longest pregnancy in bloody history.
“GORGEOUSSSSSSSSS”If she had a big baby she would be going 'Alfieee I cant carry her she's too heavy. Alfieee' in that annoys voice she does.
I was thinking the same. We need this baby to be totally average so she can’t say anything.If Little Miss Payday is born on the smaller side, Zoelhaha will harp on ‘tiny me, tiny baby hAhAh’. If Pay is on the bigger side, Zozebo will harp on about how she’s so tiny and pushed out such a big baby
Oh god. Could you imagine another 6 weeks of this smug posting….Seriously! For the last few weeks I've been thinking...surely she's going to have it any day now....and then they post about there being another 4 weeks left. Hopefully she goes into labour early and isn't one of those first timers who goes two weeks over.
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