Zoe Sugg #38 Beige nursery is complete, bland content on repeat!

[barbses]

Well, at least he doesn't have a "dadbod" I guess Though if the choice was mine I'd rather go for someone with a dadbod than for someone looking underage haha

(not here to body shame, if it wasn't Alfie I couldn't care less about a man looking boyish, but he just gets on my nerves) HAHA

 

[CarlyBear94]

I can't cope with this thread

We all love Aldo

 

[Jodie11]

I was un medicated for both my births but there is a difference between someone who has to struggle on for 36 hours and me who has a 5.5 hour labour with my first and a96 minute labour with number two (in other news I give birth like a machine but my boobs don’t work so bf was not possible-baby ended up in hospital at 5 days losing 22% of body weight)

I had unmedicated birth twice one was 9 hours the second was here after 40 minutes

 

[ameliahan]

I was un medicated for both my births but there is a difference between someone who has to struggle on for 36 hours and me who has a 5.5 hour labour with my first and a96 minute labour with number two (in other news I give birth like a machine but my boobs don’t work so bf was not possible-baby ended up in hospital at 5 days losing 22% of body weight)

My first was 32 hours ending up in an emergency c-section, and number 2 was 3 hour L&D (however recovery was SO much worse). It will be interesting to see how Zoe copes with the newborn stage, my youngest just turned 5 weeks old and being a single mum to her and a 4 year old, it's hard. I definitely think she's underestimating the requirements newborns have, if that makes sense.

 

[gee13]

It won’t be hard for Zoe though. She won’t live the reality that most other new mums do. Alfie will be at her beck and call and it wouldn’t surprise me if her mum was going to stay with her for a few weeks after the birth as well. It will be radio silence from her except for the announcement that baby has arrived.

 

[RandomWatcher]

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Please stop.

I can't get past the bent knee. Dude's trying to convince us of his manly dad duties and DILF bod, and he's popping his leg? What even??

 

[electricmallows]

I must say - big love to all you wonderful people who have handled not great birthing experiences and come out the other end tired but courageous I can’t imagine what you’ve been through. Zoe doesn’t know what’s going to hit her, I genuinely think she’s just thinking of the aesthetic of a newborn rather than the actual labour of a child

 

[Simoncowell]

See the question you have to ask is: who even took that photo, how awkward did they feel taking it and how did Alfie sell it to them.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

See the question you have to ask is: who even took that photo, how awkward did they feel taking it and how did Alfie sell it to them.

His mum will do anything for her son

 

[coconochanel]

So he's on Paternity leave but he's posting about his futureself brand....erm so is that not work you idiot?

 

[milkyways]

So he's on Paternity leave but he's posting about his futureself brand....erm so is that not work you idiot?

well funny he installed a lightbulb the other day cause
in aldies case:
the light’s on but no one’s home

 

[Tcytdoll]

Ngl, when he started doing the whole no dad bod thing I thought he was intending on getting ripped and building muscle. It’s a bit worrying he didn’t really, like others have said I wonder what the thoughts and feelings about weight are in that household.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Ngl, when he started doing the whole no dad bod thing I thought he was intending on getting ripped and building muscle. It’s a bit worrying he didn’t really, like others have said I wonder what the thoughts and feelings about weight are in that household.

I can see Zoe making lots of tiny cutting remarks to Alfie as she does, things like, "Ooh, are you really going to have pudding too?" I think she probably makes comparisons between how tiny she is to Poppy and points out when Alfie has a bit of a belly etc. I would pretty much guarantee the #dadbod thing came from her little comments.

 

[Fueislfs]

I can’t believe the way Alfie bangs on about not wanting a dad bod as if it’s the worst thing in the world, especially when they have friends who have just had babies, Maddie’s husband for example isn’t exactly “ripped” and has what Alfie would describe as a dad bod. Their body image issues are really awful tbh, I feel for their child.

 

[coconochanel]

I can’t believe the way Alfie bangs on about not wanting a dad bod as if it’s the worst thing in the world, especially when they have friends who have just had babies, Maddie’s husband for example isn’t exactly “ripped” and has what Alfie would describe as a dad bod. Their body image issues are really awful tbh, I feel for their child.

What about condom hat Steve he isn't a dad and he has a dad bod!

 

[uwu]

Sorry if this has been mentioned but in Zoe's baby party reel Poppy looks like she has a bump? Is she pregnant?

 

[jackolantern]

Sorry if this has been mentioned but in Zoe's baby party reel Poppy looks like she has a bump? Is she pregnant?

Careful the tattle lynch mob will come for you if you dare suggest such a thing but no supposedly she isn't, she posted about her period just the other day.

 

[PreferDogsToHumans]

Paternity leave a month before the due date howling, genuinely never heard anything so ridiculous like others have mentioned on this thread, my other half didn’t start paternity until I was actually in labour. What a bleeping bellend I just can’t how is this man going to be a father, I was younger than him when I had my first child and considered myself a proper adult, this prick has the mental capacity of a doorstop

And Alfie no one gives a shiny tit whether you have a dad bod. Litcherally no one.

 

[c.bentley]

Guys what about ‘Posie Deyes’

 

[coconochanel]

Guys what about ‘Posie Deyes’

I prefer Daisy Deyes. Daughter of Dozey Deyes and Lazy not a Deyes Sugg.