Have they bought baby trainers yet? It was shocks me how people will spend £30+ on trainers for babies who can't even crawl or sit up
Zoe Sugg #32 Such a bore, even commenting on her thread's a chore
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They 100% will do this!!!!
Maddie just looks like a normal human having a photo while Zoes trying so hard to pose
gotta get that bump shot just incase you forget she’s pregnant! Also what the eff with the chunky white trainers with that dress! Hate the chunky trainer trend!! 
Is she all right?
In Alfie's vlog shes eating cookies then he offers to get her a Mc Donalds but she says she had one the other day. FGS EAT SOME VEGETABLES!
she reminds me of that black mirror episode about how their social media rating directly affects their social standing. they're all sickeningly sweet to one another to try and achieve 5 star interaction rates
she'll fit right in with that fake ass neighbourhoodeery
Not her saying she’s too weak to lift a car seat 
poor tiny zoe
poor tiny zoe
shes.. pregnant..? maybe thats whyNot her saying she’s too weak to lift a car seat
nah, pls. we all know her
she said "i wont be able to lift this" so after the baby is born
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the only information you need from alfies vlog is that
tiny weeny zoe is weak
and that alfie calls her buttface even in a market
She sure is. But a pregnant person can carry around 25lbs at 20 weeks pregnant and zoe pointed out she was too weak to lift a 8lb car seat. Which is the weight of a newborn.
Ahh yes how did I forget to comment on that! he's gone from calling her 'little one' to 'buttface' says it all! Also anyone else find it odd that Alfie's dad gives his mum a fake birthday?nah, pls. we all know her
she said "i wont be able to lift this" so after the baby is born
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the only information you need from alfies vlog is that
tiny weeny zoe is weak
and that alfie calls her buttface even in a market
She was also quite surprised when she held that doll that was a weight of a baby. wait until your daughter is two and wants picking up!
Just because she is pregnant doesn’t mean she can’t do anything!!! Oh but wait it’s Zoe, of course she won’t anyway! She is actually pathetic. What will she do when she has that poor baby.
Being tiny, weak, and all-around lazy has always been the extent of Zoe's personality... being pregnant isn't changing that - at least not at the stage that she's at.
This was me hahaha I think it was a good 5 years old, it’s the bugaboo cameleon the original one I think! defo check Facebook marketplaceThank you; I’ve seen some great ones on Facebook
I’m extremely lucky that I’ve got a very supportive husband and have managed to get some bank work on the NHS- I don’t have the luxury of sitting in bed all day like Zoe because we won’t afford to live otherwise!
Just wish she would actually spend some of that money- that feeling of being able to afford something so special is great, though maybe when you dont have to work for it it’s different
and hope you have a happy and healthy pregnancy xxx
Yes, somebody at 20 weeks pregnant with no risk factor* can definitely lift up to 25-30lbs at a time with no harmful effects. Otherwise pregnant people would not be allowed to carry their toddlers plus a scooter, a pushchair and shopping etc, which I'm sure you'll agree are definitely heavier than a bloody carseat!
*and no, Zoe, pretending you're tiiiiiny when you're actually 5ft4 doesn't count as a risk factor.
*and no, Zoe, pretending you're tiiiiiny when you're actually 5ft4 doesn't count as a risk factor.
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She is so ridiculous ‘oh Zoe don’t strain yourself by lifting the pushchair you are so teeny and pregnant’. My daughter was 2 when my son was born so like most mums lugging round a toddler and a pushchair was a necessity, not a choice, the world does not stop turning just because you are knocked up 
Would just love to see her pregnant for a second time, Pay Deyes will be permanently shipped off to good ole Mandy, god forbid Zoe parent her child while she is so ickle and sick and teeny and pregnant
Would just love to see her pregnant for a second time, Pay Deyes will be permanently shipped off to good ole Mandy, god forbid Zoe parent her child while she is so ickle and sick and teeny and pregnant
You can imagine them pulling similar tit as they did with the guinea pigs with Pay Deyes - just stop mentioning her for ages and then casually drop in how she loves staying with granny Manda.She is so ridiculous ‘oh Zoe don’t strain yourself by lifting the pushchair you are so teeny and pregnant’. My daughter was 2 when my son was born so like most mums lugging round a toddler and a pushchair was a necessity, not a choice, the world does not stop turning just because you are knocked up
Would just love to see her pregnant for a second time, Pay Deyes will be permanently shipped off to good ole Mandy, god forbid Zoe parent her child while she is so ickle and sick and teeny and pregnant
It actually makes me (irrationally) a little angry the way she is going on - it gives pregnancy the wrong kind of image.
God help the world if she needs a C-section,she will be “to weak” till the baby 18th!!!
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