Omg they're horrific
Omg they're horrificif you hate Zoe’s decorations don’t check out Noelle Downing whatever you do haha! It’s not October yet and everyone is fast tracking and putting their decorations up. It’s annoying
She wouldn’t piss on any of her fans if they were on fire. She’s lucky people are buying it at all at this point to be honest.
I would argue that the people spending their hard earned money on it post publication are helping her out too, but this ungrateful bitch wants everything on a silver platter.
I’d rather have shit on egg for my Xmas dinner than pay for Poppy and Alfie’s stockings this year.
This is also why she signs a load so the silly fans pre-order them.She's asking people to pre-order because pre-orders count towards the first week of sales, which is what determines if a book debuts in the best seller list or not. Pre-orders also tell the publisher that the audience is eager for this book, which makes it more likely that they'll order more books in the series or for that author. So, in a way, she's not wrong to use the word "help". Especially since we know "her" books haven't been good. Reviewers are probably ready to pan it.
Edited to put "her" in quotes haha.
NO its clickbaitHer "hen do" vlog came up in my recommended.. haven't followed her for years... is she engaged?
Yep, she just wants to get on the 'best selling' list.She's asking people to pre-order because pre-orders count towards the first week of sales, which is what determines if a book debuts in the best seller list or not. Pre-orders also tell the publisher that the audience is eager for this book, which makes it more likely that they'll order more books in the series or for that author. So, in a way, she's not wrong to use the word "help". Especially since we know "her" books haven't been good. Reviewers are probably ready to pan it.
Edited to put "her" in quotes haha.
She wants people to think she’s engaged but she’s not... very desperateHer "hen do" vlog came up in my recommended.. haven't followed her for years... is she engaged?
Mmm
She ruins the actual fun of these seasonsMmm
she was feeling Christmassy in August so this doesn't surprise me
tbh the amount of orange in Noelle's decor is autumn overload, like be subtle with it, a few fairy lights, one or two pumpkins, and maybe a 1-2 throw pillows ( should be in a contrasting color tbh instead of more orange) and that's it. Like I get its for insta likes and #goals, but is it really a goal to have your house look like the halloween/autumn section of Home Sense threw up everywhere?Omg they're horrific
I actually caught myself saying this word the other day and instantly hated myself for itAuTumNaL
I actually caught myself saying this word the other day and instantly hated myself for itAuTumNaL
How is she actually still a thing? Greedy, grabby, talentless little scruff.Begging people to pre order the book because it... “helps”... the first week of sales?
“Helps”? Has she not got enough money, the greedy fuck? Shameful for her to beg the pre orders implying she needs the help.
She reminds me of that Bernie Sanders meme “I am once again asking for your financial support”
The fucks this book about anyway? Telling people what it’s actually about might be a bit more persuasive than that patronising “help me out” shit.
This applies only if the parts want to get married. For some, a tangible legal commitment is essential, for some others it is unnecessary.My boyfriend asked me to marry him after one year of dating. After two years of dating a man knows whether he wants to marry you or not.
I genuinely cannot understand how anyone could stay with a man for 7 YEARS without so much as a proposal.
Not everyone will agree but there’s just no way I would put up with that. I’d be gone after two.
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