Yeah I was pissing myself laughing at the autumnal bingo too
Dead behind the eyes, empty between the earsOoh also, my phone just autocorrected "Zoe" as "Zombie" which I'm guessing she'd love because, hello, Halloween is just around the corner! Appropriate too, as she's dead behind the eyes.
Joe filmed this before Alfie filmed his and he’s had his dolls for 2-3 years now!
swap out your summer decor???? Are we supposed to have different decor for each season???oh great
I'm in TEARS imagining her 13 year old fans badgering their non-millionaire - unlike zoe - parents to change their decor every 3 months. Who are these lists for? What sensible person who works hard for their money would want to spend it on this? Who has the fucking TIME for this?swap out your summer decor???? Are we supposed to have different decor for each season???
Well, 30+ years on this planet and I didn’t know I was supposed to have season specific decor.
What a fool I am.
It's not actually Zoe who writes these things, its that social media manager in her office. But still, she should be checking the spelling, especially as its pretty much in Zoe's image and she is an author!What's with the terribly random (and incorrect) capitalization? That, with her constant misspellings, REALLY convince me that a) she's a ~serious author, guys, and b) she really takes the time to verify the content she puts out (FOR HER JOB).
I don't know about you all, but if I was turning out things for public consumption at my job with constant grammatical errors and misspellings, my boss would have a word. I know they're different types of careers and technically Zoe is her own boss...but the point remains. She doesn't care enough to...care.
"Whip out the dark lipstick" reminds me of the classic Willam reviewing Zoe's make up tutorialoh great
Woops! I had a quick glance and saw '908k' my bad!
For us it'll be like:Fuck the southern hemisphere cause we’re not ~autumnal enough for her
The only decor I switch out for seasons is the christmas tree in December and get the fan from the loft in the summerswap out your summer decor???? Are we supposed to have different decor for each season???
Well, 30+ years on this planet and I didn’t know I was supposed to have season specific decor.
What a fool I am.
I can't wait for late autumn/winter but seriously, this reads like a seasonal activity board for home schooled children. How is her content different than any basic pinterest board? I can't believe she earns a living through this.oh great
Who writes and who approves this clownery.I can't wait for late autumn/winter but seriously, this reads like a seasonal activity board for home schooled children. How is her content different than any basic pinterest board? I can't believe she earns a living through this.
did this today, was so0o0o cosy- Give in and put your air con on
Shes such a basic bitchswap out your summer decor???? Are we supposed to have different decor for each season???
Well, 30+ years on this planet and I didn’t know I was supposed to have season specific decor.
What a fool I am.
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