He will, with some ugly ring but they will never, ever get married. It will all come to a head finally when Zoe is 36, and she realises she's wasting her life with a twerp. She'll meet an older man called Richard that runs a car showroom in his early 50s, and become step mother to his five sons, and will eventually have IVF to pop out a wee bairn.
Blimey they’ll have to start soon then! I know fertility starts to decrease in women over 30 More so over 35 .. unless she still wants to be poppin babies out at 40 they’ll have to be super close in age!
He always talks about kids in this super childish way, seriously the way you talk about having kids when you’re a CHILD or teenager, with your friends. As though they’re fun accessories and toys that you might one day have— like you just order them up when you want in the exact set or number you decided on. The man has literally said he only wants them to have BLUE eyes and not brown! Aside from being disturbingly Aryan, it’s the kind of tit little girls say and then they start talking about what colour bridesmaids dresses they would have at their hypothetical wedding. And for Alfie it’s only ever an idea and nowhere near a reality.
If this actually happens I’ll scream. I always wanted to still be watching YouTube when they had a baby just to see the content they create from it and how Zoe is as a mum, but I always assumed I’d be long gone from watching it by the time they actually have one
Yes they rent it.
Can't babytrap somebody who doesn't even have sex with you, too busy eating every night in bed instead of at their massive dining table.
It's like in his Insta Stories Q&A he did - probably still up - someone asked if he'd want to live anywhere else apart from Brighton. And he said no. Like we all know he failed at living in London years back with Caspar, but still doesn't want to move away, even in a dream of anywhere on the planet. Not New York, not LA, not Paris, not Sydney. Nothing. Just Brighton - presumably so he is only five minutes away from mummy and daddy to kiss him better when he falls over and hurts himself. There is just no sense of actually wanting an adventure in life as much as he pretends he want to travel and see the world. He doesn't really. He wants an easy, pampered, ideally gifted, holiday with his parents and sister, experiencing zero culture and nothing really different to home, except better weather.
He was young once, I used to say the same... that he’s years younger than Zoe and very early 20s and it makes sense that it’s not on his radar. Well, he’s near 30 years old now and has been in a very very adult committed relationship for close to a decade so that excuse doesn’t work anymore. It’s time for him to grow up and commit or leave. And being demonstrative with PDA is pointless but when a man continually doesn’t publicly claim you in his future AND acts as though talking about the future that you dream of is embarrassing for him, listen to the signs and notice the red flags!
Sorry if this crude but do y’all actually think they have sex because I genuinely cant imagine it
No, I can't see them actually having sex. And that mostly comes from Alfie coming across as totally not interested in her physically, as well as emotionally and mentally. Even little affectionate things like holding her hand I find he doesn't do, so how he could be sexual with her I just can't see. It's why I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out gay. It would explain his reticence to be physical with Zoe.Sorry if this crude but do y’all actually think they have sex because I genuinely cant imagine it
Haha I always find it so cringe when she wears something and he says ooh your bum looks good in that! Ive noticed it a few times in vlogs .. it’s gross! He seems so pervy I dunno!Sorry if this crude but do y’all actually think they have sex because I genuinely cant imagine it
On one hand absolutely no... on the other I do get a vibe alfie probably just hits it and quits it if and when he wants. And zoe probably doesn’t mind or thinks it should be any different. Whatever happens behind the closed doors of the not mansion I doubt there’s any actual romance or emotion behind it. Like I can’t imagine her enjoying it or them trying new things. It’s defo a 5 minute missionary under the sheets jobSorry if this crude but do y’all actually think they have sex because I genuinely cant imagine it
He's an arse man. It's just he prefers Mark Ferris' arse to Zoe's. And that's saying something because Mark is pretty flat arsed.Haha I always find it so cringe when she wears something and he says ooh your bum looks good in that! Ive noticed it a few times in vlogs .. it’s gross! He seems so pervy I dunno!
And I hate to say it, but Zoe is so frightfully unhealthy and has been for years. She needs to sort it out if she wants multiple healthy pregnancies.
