Zoe Sugg #20 You can take Zoe out the not-mansion but you can’t take the not-mansion out of Zoe

[callmegracie]

wow, she uploaded a video that doesn't have "ad" in the title!

 

[StephenTJackson]

Zoe’s stories of Alfie seem a bit random, why does he look like he’s getting ready to go on a date? He’s certainly excited about something

Now don't think I'm saying Alfie is looking attractive, because I'm not. But when he dresses in clothes that are actually the right size for him than some of that God awful oversized bin bag shite he wears, he does look a lot more presentable.

 

[Louise123]

Now don't think I'm saying Alfie is looking attractive, because I'm not. But when he dresses in clothes that are actually the right size for him than some of that God awful oversized bin bag shite he wears, he does look a lot more presentable.

I hope this is you right now!!!

 

[OppositeFeature]

Now don't think I'm saying Alfie is looking attractive, because I'm not. But when he dresses in clothes that are actually the right size for him than some of that God awful oversized bin bag shite he wears, he does look a lot more presentable.

I remember once he was getting dressed for a nicer event and his button down shirt actually fit him - right size, not too tight, not too long and he said it was too small. The right size shirt actually fit him and was flattering but he seems to think any shirt he wears has to be 2x bigger than he needs. ugh

 

[coconochanel]

Why are both Alfie and Mark playing the same dance song?

 

[milky]

omg zoe's willy wonka sunglasses in her new vlog...............

 

[Lilykins]

She needs to stop putting stuff in capitals...

I’m totally laughing at the idea of Zoe being a detective inspector!!!!!!! IMAGINE!!!! She can’t be bothered to get out of bed let alone do hard graft catching criminals and keeping people safe. Also she literally said the other day she’d want to get into mental health - pick one Zoe and at least sound believable.

 

[JCAH2013]

Zoe seems to think it’s hilarious he’s saying no spray no lay but I would bet money she doesn’t know it’s because that’s what toilet attendants sing in bars and clubs

 

[Samlea]

And in todays episode of Zoe talking sht for engagement....

Wish my anxiety was this bad!!

 

[epicmature]

I hope this is you right now!!! View attachment 226071

Probs would drunk tbf

 

[lemondaze]

Ohhhh so supposed date night/alfie dressing up was just.. them going to Sean and Poppy’s groundbreaking

 

[gee13]

She looks weird in her stories is her hair more blonde than usual or just filtered to feck?!

 

[half_pint]

No wonder Zoe is always surrounded by yes men, she seemed genuinely annoyed when Alfie told her she couldn't say "chips" for Brighton. She really can't handle someone disagreeing with her.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

These pair of pricks though. Her brows are absolutely hysterical and HE DOES NOT NEED THOSE GLASSES!!!!

 

[sundaeicecream]

She needs to stop putting stuff in capitals...

Ahh eating in her bed with her outside clothes. At least the tacky boob portrait is not in the shot.

But then again hygiene with these two are not high on their list. Let’s not forget Ringworm Alfie-- the only ring and commitment he’s not allergic to.

 

[Elle]

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These pair of pricks though. Her brows are absolutely hysterical and HE DOES NOT NEED THOSE GLASSES!!!!

The Ozzy Osborne glasses are sending me

 

[lemondaze]

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These pair of pricks though. Her brows are absolutely hysterical and HE DOES NOT NEED THOSE GLASSES!!!!

she looks like a pea with a wig on

 

[Louise123]

Zoella had to do her own digital detox ( press that delete button) when her homophobic and derogatory tweets came to light.

 

[Dogleggedhat]

No wonder Zoe is always surrounded by yes men, she seemed genuinely annoyed when Alfie told her she couldn't say "chips" for Brighton. She really can't handle someone disagreeing with her.

I’ve been reading this and don’t understand what it means at all lol what happened?

 

[Chloesm]

Thoughts on her Lush Campaign?? Well if it took her two years for a single bath bomb....