Saw this tweet and it reminded me of someone
That's me.People probably only visit the blog to take the piss
Just Marky and Poopy go on itIād love to know the numbers of traffic that blog gets.
These 2 have an uncanny habit of running out of SD card space or battery dying immediately after mentioning something that they FLUBBED their answer on. They lie & cut the scene so they can try again to try to sound wiser. I donāt even remember what the ? was, but I picked up on the excuse immediately. Zoe was like a zombie cooking next to him. She also looked annoyed.Itās so unprofessional to work with a brand and have the shot out of focus. Didnāt he run out of battery or space on his SD card at one point too?
This is your profession, you pair of dimwits! You are being compensated handsomely and you canāt be bothered to be even remotely professional for the sake of the brand, if not yourselves?
Apparently he gets paid extra to have Zoe in the videos for brand deals.
LOL a gym class with "the Dr that lives on your road and the lady who owns the local florist". Is this The Sims??I know some people were trying to give her the benefit of the doubt that she will make for a great mother (and I'm not certainly ruling it out, it's... possible... She has the means for hiring some great nannies) but I'm not here to give Zoe a good girl edit when she made light on DV and DV survivors a few weeks ago and never owned up to it. However, never owning up to being wrong is a narcissistic tendency and I wouldn't want her future kid to have that trait too. Zalfie are already insufferable as is.
Also, here is a link to her blog about adult friendships and sage advice like getting yourself a tribe and some other bs of advice she doesn't even take herself. Like volunteer or joining a gym class... Is she for real with this?
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Omg this is literally the sims when you go into town and see a random assortment of people and click to talk. HahahaLOL a gym class with "the Dr that lives on your road and the lady who owns the local florist". Is this The Sims??
Well IF they had a child lets hope it stays out the kitchen when those pair of idiots are cooking they would probably stab it or something.Omg this is literally the sims when you go into town and see a random assortment of people and click to talk. Hahaha
Also I just remembered Alfie actually said in the cooking vlog about having kids in the future and Zoe didnāt even react!! I think sheās emotionally checked out
I wanna watch it but I don't want to give him a view.
They just wonāt be having a child, letās be realWell IF they had a child lets hope it stays out the kitchen when those pair of idiots are cooking they would probably stab it or something.
Havenāt watched this but I think he knows what to say to keep her sweet, so pulls out the āwhen we have kidsā line to keep her on side and hanging in there! Very telling if Zoe didnāt even react, sheās probably heard it so much by now and would have reacted before, but now knows his words are empty.Omg this is literally the sims when you go into town and see a random assortment of people and click to talk. Hahaha
Also I just remembered Alfie actually said in the cooking vlog about having kids in the future and Zoe didnāt even react!! I think sheās emotionally checked out
He's absolutely disgustaaaaangI really went off Alfie ages ago when I remember he posted a video up that he hadn't edited very well and caught him being quite horrible to a teenager who had approached him, I also remember him complaining about the parents of his child subscribers who would approach him when he was sitting on the beach. He will worry more when people aren't asking for that selfie anymore! Can't stand the self absorbed adult child.