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coconochanel
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OMG they are starting an agony aunt page on her website and want you to email in with your problems. Please someone email in saying 'Ive been with my bf for 7 yrs and I really want to get married and have a baby but he doesn't. what can I do?.
Cllementine
Member
That post annoyed me so much. I’ve never seen anyone so desperate to need glasses.
‘Might need them after this test haha’, ‘Will deffo need them some day’. What is WRONG with you. It is not normal to lust after a sight impairment just because you love ray bans you utter trash bag.
coconochanel
VIP Member
Well she needs to Meghan Markle her relationship with Alfie
honey_bee_123
Active member
she really is the most boring person alive if a) she has been trying to take a photo of herself sneezing for 4 days, and b) she put this on her instagram stories thinking anyone at all would give a shit??
i cant deal with her
storm_cloud
Active member
Honestly, if you don't wear glasses for sight/dyslexia/light sensitivity or any REAL reason you should get in the bin. I'd kill to have decent eyesight. Also Zoe looks like an absolute idiot in glasses, probably because of her "pea head" and the fact she chooses HUGE frames.“Glasses don’t have to be worn for sight” YES THEY DO YOU CRETIN! You wouldn’t wear a hearing aid for fun or get yourself an inhaler for the lolsIts a medical condition
Youtubegossip
VIP Member
Alfie? He’s classed as a deficiency right?
Youtubegossip
VIP Member
How do you like your baths?
Without a horse at the bottom taking ‘images’ preferably
coconochanel
VIP Member
'I have a degree in abode photoshop I've done amazing photoshopping for Lydia millen just check her pics on tattle. I have experience in photography Ive taken loads of pics on me and my fam on holidays at Butlins. Im very organised I even wrote in my diary when my cars MOT was due. Im happy to stay overnight as long as pizza and a Christmas movie is included in the air B&B. Im calm and self motivated so when your all screeching and eating donuts around me in the office I will still be able to concentrate on my work. I work fast so I will be great at deleting all the bad comments on the social platforms. Im happy to go the extra mile and walk to Nando's to fetch Zoe's lunch/dinner/snack I will even take Nala with me so she gets a rare walk.
Gellymaccy
Active member
When you think having a small pea head is a personality trait
CreepySheepy
Well-known member
"I want to try and read all of them properly... I know it's a mammoth task, but I want to do it"
When you are talking about reading 7 books in 2 years... as someone who brands themselves as someone who loves reading and has a book club and LOOOVVES HP...
ummmmmm Okay.
When you are talking about reading 7 books in 2 years... as someone who brands themselves as someone who loves reading and has a book club and LOOOVVES HP...
ummmmmm Okay.
Blubs
Active member
Guys, wheelchairs aren't just for those who have disabilities or issues with mobility, I love mine because I can get it branded and it matches my outfit.
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Jesus christ. Those of us who wear glasses don't by choice. We actually need them. She's made a fool of herself there, immature and passive aggressive.
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Jesus christ. Those of us who wear glasses don't by choice. We actually need them. She's made a fool of herself there, immature and passive aggressive.
overandunder
Member
Shampooella: £40 a head, career's increasingly dead, another ghostwritten book whilst she cozies-up in bed
Dr Marten
Active member
Zoes parts will be like
Myself and [Classmate A] went to the cafeteria for lunch. We had potato mash (which was delish) whilst we talked about pizza. I thought to myself, make a better potato mash than this! Then myself and [Classmate B] took some sick pics for social media. Myself and [probably a love interest] arrived at my house and I snuggled with my pug on the sofa with some [name brand pizza].
Myself and [Classmate A] went to the cafeteria for lunch. We had potato mash (which was delish) whilst we talked about pizza. I thought to myself, make a better potato mash than this! Then myself and [Classmate B] took some sick pics for social media. Myself and [probably a love interest] arrived at my house and I snuggled with my pug on the sofa with some [name brand pizza].
GossWhore
VIP Member
"The lights are on but nobody's home" -- Alfie gormless Deyes in one sentence
Laughingforlife
VIP Member
This has been on my mind for a while now so I thought I'd share it.
In the vlog where Zoe says she fancies Alfie more and more every day there is a part which is very telling but nobody talks about it.
At 28:40, Horsey comes in and Zoe says how dishy he looks and all the rest of it. He's not interested at all.
Zoe says "I look more like a slug every year" and Alfie says nothing, in fact it's Mark who reacts.
If you're in a loving relationship, it's two sided. Horsey should have complimented her too.
Zoe says "what's it going to be like in five years time?" And horsey says "it's going to be me, with a new hot, young girlfriend..."
Just thought that was interesting, that's all.
In the vlog where Zoe says she fancies Alfie more and more every day there is a part which is very telling but nobody talks about it.
At 28:40, Horsey comes in and Zoe says how dishy he looks and all the rest of it. He's not interested at all.
Zoe says "I look more like a slug every year" and Alfie says nothing, in fact it's Mark who reacts.
If you're in a loving relationship, it's two sided. Horsey should have complimented her too.
Zoe says "what's it going to be like in five years time?" And horsey says "it's going to be me, with a new hot, young girlfriend..."
Just thought that was interesting, that's all.
eucalyptus
Well-known member
who the fuck "replaces" plants? she acts like they have a finite lifespan and its normal for them to die after a month