It feels like we are currently watching her twilight years. Genuinely every person over the age of 80 I know (that has their health) gets out more than her.
It feels like we are currently watching her twilight years. Genuinely every person over the age of 80 I know (that has their health) gets out more than her.When she is in her twilight years and looking back on her life...........nothing
“I’m choosing a girls night in over a night out to be more JOMO"
That doesn't even make sense. Surley you feel JOMO (I fucking hate typing that) not are jomo.
WHAT DOES SHE EVEN MEAN.
Bitch please like anyone invited her boring arse out in the first placeView attachment 65886
“I’m choosing a girls night in over a night out” wtf? why is she acting like this is a new and exciting thing when she literally orders pizza and watches “a good film” every flipping night?
She published a book about how she loves being a perfect hostess, so people shouldnt need to encourage her to cook! Shows how much she's withdrawn form everything. Stuck in a rut, I know what that's like and it's not easy to break free from it, it's sad to see.I must admit I dont have a problem with youtubers doing occasional ads (I know everything Zoe shows is an ad nowdays)as long as its relevant to them and no children are being exploited. Zoe advertising pizza makes perfect sense all she eats is flipping pizza or wagamamas so at least its authentic.
The vlog was awful I hated her outfit choices but at least it wasn't "street wear" and that game is stupid I skipped most of it through boredom. Nobody wants organised events at a christmas party. They just want to drink and eat.
I do like the fact that people are getting her presents to encourage her to cook. From what I could make out I think the company that makes the cake pops she likes to buy now sell the ingredients already measured out etc so basically Maddie was saying you can stop buying them now and make your own lol.
I think the office girls must prefer it when Holly and Maddie are not around because at least then they can talk properly about Zoe and Alfie
My eyes look like this and I’m throughly sick with first trimester exhaustionI know this is really bad to say right now, but her bags under her eyes actually make her look like she has a black eyeView attachment 65873
The concealer all over her face wtf! heres a quick question for you Zoe, if concealer was made to be applied ALL over the face why was foundation invented?Vlogmas Day 20 (17) The Office Christmas Party (The I can't believe we are not going to address that Zoe is a vile child who can't apologize and accept that she has done something wrong vlog)
Apparently the reason Zoe didn't vlog yesterday was because she was sooooo busy with the longest to do list in the world. We definitely believe her. Yup. Totally.
Zoe stopped using her eyebrow gel so her eyebrow hairs are falling out in the gaps, so she has to start using it again. Her nearly 40 min vlog has time for talking about her eyebrows for 2 full mins but not enough time to give a proper apology instead of sorry you were offended. Her brows are done. We care a lot.
Card writing montage.
Zoe has a breakdown over her Christmas Office Party outfit. This is very hard. Zoe's like is so hard everyone.
It's not that important Zoe. No one cares. I promise. They care about you not being insensitive trash.
Zoe bought Christmas light timers because they hate turning the Christmas lights on or off. She is so incredibly surprised. Timers for lights have existed literally forever. Everyone uses them Why are you so surprised?
It is so difficult to figure out. Help Zoe's baby brain figure out how to use them!
Let's pretend I'm doing these timers for the environment! I really care about the environment.
Maddie (Holly? I don't know who) comes and gives Zoe some sort of cake mix. They both freak the fuck out. Over cake mix. Am I missing something here?
Some sort of hand wash thing too.
They are having their Christmas party in Cafe Rust. She was very explicit about mentioning this party room and the place. Think they booked it or were gifted it?
She shows us bit by bit how she decorated the room like we can't see that see put leaves and candles on the table and glitter stars and lights. Thank you for pointing it out one at a time so we could see that you have benches around the table. Never would have figured that out. Maybe she's just really dumb and thinks that this really is something people wouldn't realize these things. Maybe she's really just that dumb enough to not realize that she's really shitty for her "game".
Zoe does her make up. I'm pretty sure a lot of the reason her skin looks bad is because she literally puts concealer over her entire face. That's not what concealer is for.
She is also very explicit about the flavor town cake. I wonder if that was bought and paid for or gifted? She does have non-affliliate links to the cafe and cake place so maybe she really did buy them for once in her life.
White elephant. They've all done this before. Why do they need to explain how to play again. Maybe they are all so dumb that they all forget the rules? Maybe they are all pretending that they can't remember so that Zoe can have a girl boss presenting the rules to the office standing at the head of the table? Which is the truth?
Why do we have to watch this basically all in real time? We can't even hear what's going on most of the time because they are cackling and screaming the entire time. Holly might cry because she doesn't get the microphone Zoe was gifted. Everything else is really unimportant. Omg It's literally 15 min of white elephant in real time. Wtf. I hate this. We have time for this but not for a real apology? We have time for this shit but not for a single moment of reflection that perhaps Princess Zoe may not be infallible 100% of the time and never wrong? I hate this. I skipped through most of it. It's not important.
They play the bounce your butt to get balls out of the box game. THAT IS SUUUCH HARD WORK. Some kind of trivia game. No one cares.
Zoe stays up til 3. It's past her bed time. She tells us about the karaoke they didn't film. They had pizza. Going to bed. She promises a vlog of making her house Christmassy tomorrow. No one wants that. They want a real apology.
I am angry and sad.
“Is there anything more perfect than Domino’s pizza and a good film?”
like literally anything? It’s not even good pizza.
Oh no!! I hope it gets easier soon for you, I was always so exhausted in the first trimester and couldn't tell work whyMy eyes look like this and I’m throughly sick with first trimester exhaustionI mean, we know that’s not happening so girl eat some vitamins.
Yep deffo best title suggestion yet.Zoe Sugg #13 no ring and 30’s near, stop it Zoe the neighbours might hear!
I love the rubberbandits! They've been going for years back home in Ireland. Blindboy always tells it how he sees itI know this isn't directly Zoe related but I came across this on facebook earlier, it's about influencers. We all know that they sell utter shite for the money but this is a real eye opener! Hopefully the link works, I'm not great with this
https://www.facebook.com/
Just one thing....Zoe Sugg #13 no ring and 30’s near, stop it Zoe the neighbours might hear!
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