Zoe Sugg #12 Still no ring, Niomi who?

[invisibleotter]

Never a missed opportunity to film Zalfie with Joanne. Let’s see how many times Alfie not so subtly drools over Dianne during this visit...

Yep & see Joe acting like Mr. Protective and keeping Dianne at a distance & rubbing his hot girlfriend in Alfie's face.
It would be entertaining though if Joe does propose at Xmas, just to see Zoe's reaction to her younger brother getting engaged before after only a year, while she is still waiting around for her man-child. She will have a full on nervous breakdown, if it happens.

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

Yep & see Joe acting like Mr. Protective and keeping Dianne at a distance & rubbing his hot girlfriend in Alfie's face.
It would be entertaining though if Joe does propose at Xmas, just to see Zoe's reaction to her younger brother getting engaged before after only a year, while she is still waiting around for her man-child. She will have a full on nervous breakdown, if it happens.

She can make a ring for herself out of some cookie dough

 

[honey_bee_123]

I think at this point its too daunting for Zoe to break up with him because they share literally everything; mansion, business, office, employees, slug..i mean pug, not to mention any investments and other properties they own! Imagine trying to sort out who gets what? And considering Zoe finds leaving the house scary I doubt she'd be able to cope mentally or physically (ya know, because shes so tiny) with moving out and starting again.

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

I think at this point its too daunting for Zoe to break up with him because they share literally everything; mansion, business, office, employees, slug..i mean pug, not to mention any investments and other properties they own! Imagine trying to sort out who gets what? And considering Zoe finds leaving the house scary I doubt she'd be able to cope mentally or physically (ya know, because shes so tiny) with moving out and starting again.

And also the thought of your biological clock ticking and having to find a new guy all over again when she lives in an isolated world and by the time she might find someone she could be out of time and not be able to have kids (everyone is different but she’s not getting any younger and this is something she wants)

 

[FaLaLaLaNahLer]

I can’t stop staring at her long crooked front teeth. I’ve read before where A made comments to Z about Invisalign? Her bottom teeth are in total disarray. Don’t know if she’d qualify. Might have to be braces. If she would just have her front teeth shaved down, I could sleep better at night. It’s like she’s turning into a rodent. Must be some top teeth gumline recession.

And also the thought of your biological clock ticking and having to find a new guy all over again when she lives in an isolated world and by the time she might find someone she could be out of time and not be able to have kids (everyone is different but she’s not getting any younger and this is something she wants)

Is this why he released cards? He’s trying to play his cards right. It’s a business deal relationship. Sign the prenup yet Alf?

 

[LilacAries]

hello i’m new but ive caught up on threads!

i think the reason we are so frustrated that zoe is with alfie is because honestly i think she has some potential. like alfie is unrepairable and has an awful personality but i can’t help but sometimes like zoe you know? i find myself rooting for her
also her hair would look so much better darker and shorter. blonde washes her out. i want to shake her by the shoulders and try and help her get her life together ffs it’s so sad to watch. she reminds me a lot of myself, i’m 20 with acne lmfao and an awful similar diet to hers. also suffer w really bad MH issues but i don’t have the privellege of private help and god knows the nhs mental health is in shambles

ok i’m gonna shutup now lol. apologies in advance for any spelling errors i’m not great at grammar

 

[Helk]

I started to think that if they all celebrate christmas in Zalfie's house again, then in a way Zoe has officially stolen christmas from Alfie's family. She has just redesigned their christmas, planning it all and probably leaving nothing for Amanda to decide. Usually it is lovely to gather to your parents place as this is were you spent your childhood christmas. But no, Amanda and Nick have to go to Zoe's house.
And, Zoe's family has officially lost their kids, or at least Zoe. NEVER getting together on an actual day anymore. And not even during holidays, but lots of days before...

 

[Horatio]

I started to think that if they all celebrate christmas in Zalfie's house again, then in a way Zoe has officially stolen christmas from Alfie's family. She has just redesigned their christmas, planning it all and probably leaving nothing for Amanda to decide. Usually it is lovely to gather to your parents place as this is were you spent your childhood christmas. But no, Amanda and Nick have to go to Zoe's house.
And, Zoe's family has officially lost their kids, or at least Zoe. NEVER getting together on an actual day anymore. And not even during holidays, but lots of days before...

I actually noticed her putting up the personalised stockings for the 6 of them during her decorating time lapse.i felt that was a good indication of where her loyalties lie. I understand it’s a lovely house for hosting Christmas but it really is so weird she’s never had her family come. Sooo many families do alternate years but she seems set on visiting her family before each year, clearly always out of duty more than pleasure and always second best. It’s so odd with Sean as well, I know we’ve wondered about that before. They are a rigid clique that don’t seem to ever consider change.

 

[Secretadmirer]

I would have SO much respect for Zoe if she decided to dump his immature ass and cut him out. Got herself a super nice house, started a new life and find someone who does actually want the same things as her. I mean Niomi did it, got rid of the man child Marcus and found someone who by the looks of things treats her great and actually wants a real life adult relationship. Come on Zoe, get rid, do you and 2020 could be your year!

 

[invisibleotter]

I actually noticed her putting up the personalised stockings for the 6 of them during her decorating time lapse.i felt that was a good indication of where her loyalties lie. I understand it’s a lovely house for hosting Christmas but it really is so weird she’s never had her family come. Sooo many families do alternate years but she seems set on visiting her family before each year, clearly always out of duty more than pleasure and always second best. It’s so odd with Sean as well, I know we’ve wondered about that before. They are a rigid clique that don’t seem to ever consider change.

At least she went to her family this year, considering "the weather was too bad" last year & she only gave her family their Xmas presents in June, cause she brought Joe & Dianne down for Father's day.

Only reason I think she went there this year is because Joe is there and that she doesn't want Joanne to get all the lime light as the IT could of the family, even though they pretty much already are, as they actually go down to visit far more often than Zoe & they use the public transport to get there. I think it says it all that Grandad Chippy follows Dianne on Insta, but not Alfie. Zoe is jealous , only reason she went to see her family at all.

 

[cushtybert]

Please please please let Sean propose to poppy on Christmas Day in front of everyone

 

[invisibleotter]

Please please please let Sean propose to poppy on Christmas Day in front of everyone

Funnier if it were Joe, her idiot younger brother, who never went public with a girl before & have only been together a year. It also makes it funnier that Dianne has the quirky style & out there personality, that Zoe always tries to say she has & that Alfie gets a full on boner Everytime he is within 100 feet of Dianne.

Far funnier if that happened & it might give her the wake up call she needs to realize what an immature loser Alfie is & finally break up with him.

 

[coconochanel]

I actually noticed her putting up the personalised stockings for the 6 of them during her decorating time lapse.i felt that was a good indication of where her loyalties lie. I understand it’s a lovely house for hosting Christmas but it really is so weird she’s never had her family come. Sooo many families do alternate years but she seems set on visiting her family before each year, clearly always out of duty more than pleasure and always second best. It’s so odd with Sean as well, I know we’ve wondered about that before. They are a rigid clique that don’t seem to ever consider change.

It might be because Joes off to oz but she's gone to visit her family a bit early wouldn't it have been better to go next weekend when its nearer to Christmas. It is odd that she doesn't alternate Christmas day and have her family over some years.

 

[Shellx]

Hahah! I “licherally” can’t even imagine them ever being intimate or having sex. I know you can’t tell to look at someone what they’re like, but honestly, neither of them look like they have a sensual bone in their bodies! Alfie is just a buffoon who would probably guffaw at the sight of a boob. they’re both so childish that I just can’t see either of them in that way at all!

He does, I'm sure there was a topless woman on a beach once and he couldn't take his eyes off her, I think similar things have happened a few times

 

[Jelly Bean]

It really is bleeping bizarre when someone keeps getting hair in their mouth and you know that is the most nutritious thing they have eaten for days/weeks.

 

[invisibleotter]

He does, I'm sure there was a topless woman on a beach once and he couldn't take his eyes off her, I think similar things have happened a few times

He's a tool in an insta story from one of them, when posing for a pic in NYC, he actually turned Zoe round for a doggy style joke, as if he has ever done more than missionary position in his life and even that was probably a few years ago and he can count on one hand the number of times he actually has had sex.. He probably thinks doggy only happens in porn.

I am actually interested in seeing Zoe's vlog, just to see him slobber over Dianne, seeing them next to Joe & Dianne is like chalk and cheese.

Joanne are unbelievably cringey, Joe can be quite horrible to Dianne & she is always stroking his massive ego, but they are a more real couple than Zalfie. I just find it interesting when they are together to see the difference in body language and interactions between the two couples. Unlike Sean & Poppy, Joe & Dianne don't tip toe around them & pretend Zalfie are "ultimate couple goals."

Zalfie are always posing to the camera and try so hard to look natural and couplet, when everyone can clearly see their not, seeing how they act around a newer couple who aren't sycophants is always entertaining, but Zoe will probably edit it to make it as mundane as possible.

 

[emm]

Can you imagine Zoe being pregnant with her current diet and sedentary lifestyle, it wouldn’t be good

at least if she was pregnant maybe her doctor would give her some.advice on how awful her lifestyle and diet are

 

[boredjess]

hello i’m new but ive caught up on threads!

i think the reason we are so frustrated that zoe is with alfie is because honestly i think she has some potential.

Hi ! Welcome! Great time to join Zoe's thread because her flopmas is doing great! she goes into hibernation come Jan because she used to work really hard in Dec. 48 VIDEOS IN DEC!! It was so stressful even though she works only a month a year.
(Beside getting people to write her books)

So hope you enjoy yourself here!

And here's Zoe advertising orange filter

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Sorry I'm just catching up! Who the F is Naomi that's got engaged before Zoe?
And do we think she will be cut out Louise/velvet ghost style?!

 

[Youtubegossip]

Never a missed opportunity to film Zalfie with Joanne. Let’s see how many times Alfie not so subtly drools over Dianne during this visit...

It was disrespectful the way they were all fooling around giggling and filming.
if you aren’t into that just don’t go. Alfie was staring vacantly at the hymn sheet probably unable to read it