Zoe Sugg #11 Christmas is cancelled! Mrs Claus and Santa are staying in bed!

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My boyfriends Belgian and the only reason I'd marry him is to escape Brexit! Marriage is not as necessary as it was 30 years ago, I think a lot of people see it as a contract or an assurance of being together for the rest of their lives. But you don't need marriage for that!
It's a waste of money 🤷
 
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So what do y’all think? Is Zoe going to miss Vlogmas tomorrow because she had a bad day today?
 
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Also when they were talking about getting the film in the camera developed and Alfie said there was naked pics on it she gets all awkward. Honey you are 29 not 12.

So what do y’all think? Is Zoe going to miss Vlogmas tomorrow because she had a bad day today?
I hope not I want to see her day at her fams and her faceless dad.
 
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I dunno if there's something wrong with me, but I have been with my boyfriend 6 years and I genuinely don't want to get engaged/married/have kids. I'm the kind of girl zoe is pretending to be..
Absolutely nothing wrong with you! Some women don’t feel whole unless they are engaged/planning a wedding/ changing their names on Instagram to Mrsbla or Lifeassomeoneswifey It’s like the become consumed by becoming someone’s wife.

If I were Alfie I would be seriously thinking about why I would want to marry a self confessed granny at his age. What can they do together when she rarely leaves her house? He couldn’t take her on any of his recent trips, she is afraid of everything!

The minute he proposes she will be planning that wedding, better to live his life a bit more before she wants babies and he is stuck at home with her.
 
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Absolutely nothing wrong with you! Some women don’t feel whole unless they are engaged/planning a wedding/ changing their names on Instagram to Mrsbla or Lifeassomeoneswifey It’s like the become consumed by becoming someone’s wife.

If I were Alfie I would be seriously thinking about why I would want to marry a self confessed granny at his age. What can they do together when she rarely leaves her house? He couldn’t take her on any of his recent trips, she is afraid of everything!

The minute he proposes she will be planning that wedding, better to live his life a bit more before she wants babies and he is stuck at home with her.
Probably already planned on a private Pinterest board 🙄
 
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I couldn't believe all the speech about the coke thing...hilarious having in mind all the crap she has been eating in NY

She doesn't drink coffee or tea but sugar is also terrible for anxiety, she's so ignorant
 
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I have a thing about commitment, I just don’t like it or feel a need for it, at least right now anyway, I’m 23 so quite a bit younger than Zoe, but I am also at the age where if I dated anyone who wanted to get married/have kids within the next couple of years at least, I’d leave. I want to focus on myself, my degree and career resulting from that and I think that’s normal. Zoe has had the same partner and been co-dependant since she was my age. She’s not had any room to grow by herself, focus on her own wellbeing and even now it’s hard to even see where I’ll be in the next year let alone five, with someone alongside me. Zoe wants commitment, Alfie doesn’t, it would be one of the first things I’d ask about after about six months to a year being with someone. She’s wasting her time, their age gap seems huge when you see it this way. She needs to dump him, focus on herself for a while, fix her awful habits before inflicting the way she is rn on someone else and THEN set out to find Mr. Right.
 
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I would piss myself if Poppy got engaged at Christmas.
I’m rooting for Joe and Diane to get engaged! (Haven’t been keeping up with them since Strictly but they’ll have been together at least a year now?)
 
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I'm sure she will have the most basic engagement ring, huge solitaire diamond from Tiffanys, boring boring boring. All these people care about is showing off their wealth. #branddeal
 
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All this wealth and they’re both so cheap. Money doesn’t buy class and in their case, happiness.
 
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I’m rooting for Joe and Diane to get engaged! (Haven’t been keeping up with them since Strictly but they’ll have been together at least a year now?)
they recently (like last week) said an engagement is in the very distant future. In fact, Joe was kinda rude about it in my opinion. Looked like Diane was a little upset by it.
 
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they recently (like last week) said an engagement is in the very distant future. In fact, Joe was kinda rude about it in my opinion. Looked like Diane was a little upset by it.
I didn't see that but maybe that was his way of making her think he won't propose for a long time. He is childish/mean enough to do that, he may think that she will be extra happy if he makes her think it's not going to happen
 
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Vlogmas Day 14 (12) Wrapping Presents & Coming Home To A Surprise

Waking up on a plane and we are all bored all ready. Zach and Lotty say good bye and probably make a pact to never go on a couples trip with Zalfie again.

Yet again, the cleaning ladies, had fun with the elves on the shelves and the calendars, wrapping the clock etc. It's so funny. It's the most amusing thing I have ever watched, but then it becomes the easter egg hunt of elf on the shelf and she makes Alfie search for them. Just when I thought things couldn't get funnier.

"I'm such a big kid." - yes zoe you are. Open mouthed laughing. I wonder if this was a therapeutic exercise of writing bum on mirror they were supposed to clean, or if it was actually all done by Zoe herself to make for content.
I take that back, requested of the cleaning crew for Zoe's content.

Zoe struggles to stay awake. Life is so hard. They are going to go into town. She is going to drink coke too to keep her awake- absolute crazy town. Open mouthed awe - so much sugar- no way- mind blown. Skipping through discussion of caffeine comparisons because it really goes on forever.

Zoe is going to get her single use camera developed and Alfie tries to convince everyone the first half is them shooting porn so Straight from the horse's girlfriend's mouth, we learn that Alfie is the most paranoid person ever. It makes so much sense.

They bought things to bring to her family where they are planning to go for Christmas the next day.

And WOW the difference between Brighton and New York is SO HYUGE. No way. I never would have guessed. They will go get nala and they are starting off well with takeaway dinner. They tell the riverting story: Zoe shouts at Alfie to keep him awake, so he asks her to kiss him instead. Then he gets scared/annoyed when she actually does.

She doesn't want to show her process of wrapping her nan's present because they are going tomorrow. Zoe is high on life and present wrapping. She actually does seem excited for something for once in her life. She's so sad she can't film wrapping presents so she doesn't spoil the present surprise. Luckily she does show us all the john lewis wrapping accessories she used.
She put HO HO HO tags on Diane and her mom's presents and assures us she definitely is not calling them hos. Definitely. For sure. 100%

Zoe has more energy at quarter to 11 at night than she had on her entire New York trip and see if really excited to see her family.
 
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Wonder why they were waving goodbye to each other at the airport? Don't they all live in the same area?
 
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