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Or staying in a hotel nearby.
When she says she's going to Glastonbury, I imagine shes staying off site.
I’m hoping there are plenty of lovely group photos of that wedding because the ones Zanna has shared are her throwing herself about and gurning to the camera - she’s not the most subtle is she?
Really? I paid a similar amount for my bridesmaid about 10yrs ago (I paid for my bridesmaid) wanted the bridesmaid to wear something she liked & could wear again but within the colour scheme.
Oh goodie Zanna is 20 minutes from me at glasto, I’m so lucky!!!!!!!
You’ll be able to see her from where you are, she’s that tall!
Glastonbury will no doubt exceed her expectations and she'll then write a guide about it because after going once she'll be an expert. People like her being at festivals is partly why I stopped going to them!
Can’t wait for the running commentary on how busy it is and her pretending not to be fuming about it.
We still have Reading! Surprised they haven’t tried to come and ruin that one yet. Perhaps the dirt is too much 
I mean, we knew bestie Ollie would also be going to Glastonbury, but just the thought of it makes me queasy.
The pair of them, him, sans shirt and sweaty, her, maniacally laughing, terrifying tombstone teeth flashing everywhere trying to convince themselves that they're having a good time.
Utterly draining.
The pair of them, him, sans shirt and sweaty, her, maniacally laughing, terrifying tombstone teeth flashing everywhere trying to convince themselves that they're having a good time.
Utterly draining.
And what’ll happen is she’ll see none of the headliners and be like I’m so quirky and wanted to see the smaller bands xoxoxox
Bet she goes to a silent disco and some hippy sh*t experience
followed by a cheeky half marathon at 5 in the morning
"Tombstone teeth"
Tombstone teeth
That got me too
she won’t be camping with everyone else… she won’t be able to hack it…she will be glamping or staying offsite in some mega expensive yurt that will exceed her expectations …
I have been the last few years but sold my ticket back this year … I am glad I am not going this year as I would hate to see her and all her cunty friends.